great comebacks Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat.... she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
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HOOKERS Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped." GOODIE A little boy is sitting in the barber's chair and becoming anxious, so t...
Have you guys noticed how gas stations put the prices?? one day you'll see: example: "108.4" (a buck and eight cents....point four or something" unlike other gas stations have it as " 8.4" (WTF!!) :we...
6th Latin GRAMMY Nominees Announced Singer/songwriter Bebe heads list with five nominations; Marc Anthony, Obie Bermúdez, Juanes, JD Natasha and Aleks Syntek earn three each
GRAMMY.com
Gabriel Abaroa
The 6th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards nominations were announced today at a c...
¿Como se llama la cosa esa?
El hijo más pequeño de un matrimonio encuentra al padre fornicandose a la sirvienta. El niño fue y le contó a la madre lo que había visto, la madre se trago la ira y la rabieta, y le dijo: "No digas nada hasta que yo te diga." Días más tarde vino el cumpleaños de la ab...
A spin-off from the "what I'm doing" thread... I found myself posting "I'm NOT flirting" a couple of times... which is in fact what I'm NOT doing, and not what I AM doing, so there ya go, feel free to post whatever it is you're NOT doing at any specific time
I'm NOT flirting right now...
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WHY O WHY
MUST CONFU
HELP
IN
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RESUCITATION
OF
OLD
THREADS
WHYYYYYYYY???????
Each time she washed her feet....it's like she's a new person
LOL
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- what i'm doing.....what i fe...
New Criollo Single "CALLE"
(Just click on the 3rd song).
Available for free download at www.myspace.com/criollo
NEW SINGLE "CALLE"
You also can listen to it at THRADIO.
Enjoy it and P E A C E !!!
Cri...Cri...CRIOLLO
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I wanna hear from Everyone. Finish each others sentence . . .
Then start a new unfinished sentence.
WoooHooo ! ! !
First unfinished sentence:
Is it true that ( YOU REPLY HERE ) -- Edited by El Representante at 14:27, 2005-09-30-- Edited by El Represent...
Fantasia Barrino Reveals She's Illiterate
"American Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino reveals in her memoirs that she is functionally illiterate and had to fake her way through some scripted portions the televised talent show, which she won in 2004.
"You're illiterate to just about everythi...
La monja que no quiere ser Monja
Una monja iba caminando con un grupo de internas por un pasillo, cuando ve un hombre bien formado y tirado en el suelo, ella piensa que sus alumnas no deben ver eso y decide sacrificar su pudor y sentarse sobre el hombre, tápandolo con su hábito, al poco rat...
Las sandalias mágicas....
Una pareja de recién casados va a pasar la luna de miel a Egipto.
Allí, mientras pasean por el mercado, oyen a un vendedor de sandalias que parece escapado de las Mil y una Noches: "vengan, baisanos, vengan a mi humilde tiendita, que allí bodran combrar algo fabul...
Sometimes I find Canadian Law System very very STUPID ! check this OUT ==>
LONDON, Ont. (CP) - A father who believed he was saving his 11-year-old epileptic son from a life of hell was found not criminally responsible Friday of drugging and suffocating the child after a night of video games and tele...
So, everyone here uses avatars. At least, the majority of people use avatars. It's how we recognize each other. They're our online faces. ...But why did we all pick our particular avatars? Well, this thread is for explaining just that.
New Criollo Single "CALLE"
(Just click on the 3rd song).
Available for free download at www.myspace.com/criollo
NEW SINGLE "CALLE"
You also can listen to it at THRADIO.
Enjoy it and P E A C E !!!
Cri...Cri...CRIOLLO
-- Edit...
Touchy Topic 2: He Smells Down There
He's not Mr. Grumpy Pants anymore. (PHOTO: CHRISTINA TARANTOLA)
When your guy gets hot, he sweats. And we're not just talking armpits here, ladies. But there are subtle things you can do about that skanky stench. "Invite him on a pre-sex shower date and use i...
New Month New Start For Many Of Us......What are u're goals for this month, remember the year is almost done.What have you accomplished so far? If you haven't accomplished your goals, well what are you waiting for....the only that's STOPPING you is YOURSELF!!!So what are you wa...
Yo Yo Yo, Yo Yo, EH EYY!
This is some hot fire to keep your ears buzzing
Till I drop my next single and have this whole idustry buzzing
Bet you thought I was finished but I'm just gettin started/
All these haterz on my dick must be ****in retarded/
I've been touring countries and making that pa...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and...
LADIES & GENTLEMEN
What special things do you do to groom yourself......??
EX: waxing, hair & face products, treatments, tanning, facials, body lotions.....how often, where, when?
I personally THREAD my eyebrows and unwanted facial hair.....clean, convenient, quick, easy an...
We all need a little stress-reliever from day to day! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day....
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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN LATIN NIGHT LIFE
THE HOT SPOT THE NIGHT EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT CENTRE STAGE
AZUCAR SATURDAYS
SABOR NUEVO ENTERTAINMENT
OCTOBER 1 St 2005
LIVE IN CONCERT FOR THE LADIES
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... CHARLIE KEEP THIS ON THE DL
DETAILS COMING SOO...
So I showed up at CROC ROCK last night, only 1 hour fashionable late, courtesy of the toronto construction association......and as I make my way inside the CROC ROCK bar, the first face I see, smiling como si nada, is the herbal chileno himself......DAEVEED..........for those of you who missed it.....
TORONTOHISPANO.COM!! NO NOS DESAMPARES!!! WE COULDN'T DO IT WITH OUT YOU!!....I MEAN... we couldn't get througth the day WITH OUT YOU!! ATTE... Confesiones del foro!! :wi...
SEP 26 - OCT 2
ARIES (March 20–April 19)
Your ruling planet Mars turns retrograde on Saturday, Aries, normally a sign of cooling off in your social life. But this weekend it's exactly opposite the love planet Venus, which definitely can raise emotional heat and make you much more aggressive...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shall not be arres...
THANK
GOODNESS
IT'S
FRIDAY
ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND??
1. WHO'S GOING TO SEE MASSARI AT PRIVILEGE ON SATURDAY?
2. WHO'S GOING TO MOMENTOS OR CERVEJARIA TONIGHT?
3. ALL OF THE ABOVE?
4. NONE OF THE ABOVE?
LOL
1ST OF THE MONTH......I KNOW MA...
Does any one think it's possible that all these disasters that are happening (Tsunami, Katrina...) might be man made? I was reading on this site (www.weatherwars.info) That the US and Russia have the tecnology to play with weather.
The US, according to this site, is using the weather as a secret we...
Un grupo de balseros cubanos se escapan rumbo a Miami. En la mitad del Océano, un viejo empieza a gritar que se siente mal, que se va a morir y que, para despedirse de su Cuba natal, quiere una bandera cubana. Todos se miran y no saben de donde sacar una bandera. De pronto, una de las chicas conmovida...
WORDS That rhyme with your nick: I'll start! confesiones: confusiones, decisiones, frustraciones, CASTRACIONES! I HAVE TO COME UP WITH MORE!! HEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEH
I'm serious guys, something burst in the owner's office, in some of the offices water is coming from the ceilings. It's funny and freaky at the same time.
college class was told they had to write a short story in as few
words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to
contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+...
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper, according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physiqu...
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