college class was told they had to write a short story in as few
words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to
contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+...
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper, according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physiqu...
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines: one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."Soon, t...
Gold fever grips Chilean island
The treasure is said to have been found with a metal detecting robot
An epidemic of modern day gold fever has hit a Chilean island after the claimed discovery of an 18th Century treasure trove worth $10 billion.
The gold rush began on Monday after salvage firm W...
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
You for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been BAD,Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last we...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the
lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few puffs.
After a while the l...
Hello, you've reached the Mental Health Clinic. *If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. *If you have Dependent Personality Disorder, please ask someone to press 2 for you. *If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. *If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you wa...
Sometimes at night I wonder about what will happen the moment I die. I know you won't "feel" anything, but maybe my conscious might realize there's nothing after life, and just thinking about it over and over scares me. Does anyone else think about this before they s...
Espero que disfrute este nuevo video.
Play VideoGrupo: Yoskar Sarante.
Genero: Bachata.
Titulo: "Delirio" - "Madre Mia" .
Comentario: Yoskar sarante Bachatero Dominicano de gran trajectoria: luego de haber tantos comentarios en todo el...
I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to
send me your messages and chain letters over the past year.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy
Because of your concern...
I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it has the ability to
r...
OK FORO FAMILY...JUST WONDERING IF ANYONE HAS BEEN IN LOVE OR LIKED TWO TO MORE PEOPLE AT ONCE?WHAT HAPPENED?WHAT WAS THE ADVANTAGE AND DISADVANTAGE OF IT?
Typoglycemia
Don't delete this because it looks weird.
Believe it or not you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabri...
Ok Ok is freaky friday let's star the crazy talk, well me and 2 of my female friends were talking about girls faking orgasms 1 tell me that she has never done it but the other 1 said that she has and I ask her how ofter she has but she did not want 2 tell me so my question 2 all the ladys in here is.Do Fem...
*Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
"Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."
"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes."
"Never bug a pregnan...
Okay people. If you had a day as the opposite sex what would you do? Tell me your thoughts
For example I'm a girl, in a day in the life of a guy I would try and find out what guys talk about when girls aren't around and see what its actually feels like peeing standing up...
Touchy Topic 5: He Can Never Go Again
Great sex can be broken down into two categories: the "Omigod, I can't move" and the "Omigod, I want to go again." The only problem with the second: He can't...at least not right now. According to Weil, "Some men build up sperm more slowly than others." So if pushin...
I LOVE THIS SHOW
I THINK IT’S THE SOAP OPERA FOR GUYS
I can relate to this show on so many levels
Any favorite episodes or favorite characters
MY favorite is Tony soprano and frilleo “the guy with the pony tail from italy” or how ever you spell his name!!
SO THE FOLLOWING ACTORS WILL BE IN DA NEW HIT MOVIE CARLITOS WAY....
JAY HERNANDEZ
MARIO VAN PEEBLES
LUIS GUZMAN
AND YOURS TRULY SEAN COMBS
ANY THOUGHTS????
HERE IS DA LINK..........
http://www.carlitoswayrisetopower.com/
Welcome home baby!!!! I've missed you, Foro's missed you, everyone's missed you!! It just hasnt been the same without your smart azz sarcastic tongue in cheek responses, without you!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!!!! ...
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (with...
WHICH GROUP DO YOU THINK ENJOYS GIRL ON GIRL ACTION MORE AND ARE MORE OPEN ABOUT IT?????
BLACK GIRLS
LATIN GIRLS
WHITE GIRLS
ARABIC GIRLS
EUROPEAN GIRLS
How old is too old to be living at home? Listening to talk radio at work and this is what they are talking about? When should you be out of your parents house? When should you pay your parents rent?
I moved out of my parents house at 25.
"Tackling touchy bedroom issues with your man can be uncomfortable, but as long as you're willing to communicate, get creative and take action, you can work together to fix most problems," says Ian Kerner, Ph.D., author of She Comes First. Here's how to deal with the most sensitive between-the-she...
SO YESTERDAY I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE ON MSN AND WE WERE TLAKING ABOUT LINGERIE......
WTF IS SO SENSUAL ABOUT LINGERIE IF IT COMES OFF AT THE END???
WHY DO WOMEN SPEND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IF AT THE END IT COMES OFF???
I PERSONALLY THINK THERE IS NO POINT TO IT, IT COMES OFF...
OK, some may think this is a dumb question, but there are no stupid questions. LOL
Seriously, what exactly is medical transcription? Is this something you need to take a course for or is it something that can be self taught? I would appreciate the feedback, thanks.
Can u be eligible for E.I. benefits when you quit your job? Can u be eligible if u get fired? What are the grounds for both? If anyone has any info i'd appreciate it. I've called and gone on their websites but i dont have time to decipher all that government jargon. Thank...
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE MOFO'S ........
WHO DE FUCK IS THIS CALICHE DUDE???? EL HIJO DE LA GRAN VERGA SE ESTA PASANDO POR EL ORIGINAL RUDE BWOAY CALICHE./....
FORO FAMILIA, EL VERDADERO CALICHE SOY YO.... EL KE TE PIKA.....
THIS GUY IS AN IMPOSTOR...SORRY FORO FAMILIA...IMMA LOOK IN...
Most girls tend to have all their wedding plans/ideas ahead of time, weather or not they are getting married anytime soon or even have a prospect. lol
Does anyone here have an idea of what they would like their "special day to look like or be" ??
THIS QUESTION CAN BE TO EITHER ANY GUY OR GIRL.
Hi!!!! I'm new here and this is my first post. My name is Adriana I'm 22 yrs old and I would like to say "HI" to all of you guys and girls. Well, since it's my first post I don't know what else to say.............Hope to hear from you guys/girls.
ma man tego be droppin a new mixed tape called 'the underdog' thats the shizznizzle. tegos alwayz been a man to show how the real world iz fa him and his boyz in P.R. He says dat reggaeton iz the muzic of the poor n dat the rich used to look down on the poor, but dat now its differe...
Naughty lyrics/chorusIn Spanish or English....? do you guys remember any?? let me start "le cortaron la COSA, ayayayyyy Le cortaron la COSITA" Lisandro Mesa/CUMBIA HOW ABOUT YOU NOW!? -- Edited by Confesiones at 12:12, 2005-09...
Carta de Barbie
Querido Santa:
¡Escúchame bien, gordo obeso!, estoy cansada de salvarte el pellejo cada año, siendo el "perfecto regalito de navidad", usando minúsculos trajecitos de baño en el frío de Diciembre y oliendo a Chanel barato en fastidiosas fiestecitas de niñas de clase media....
1 2
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(Preview)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KE TE PIKA" 
WELCOME BACK!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!!!! 
-- Edited by Confesiones at 12:12, 2005-09...