A day in the life of the opposite sex...

GENIE · Foro Master

RE: A day in the life of the opposite sex...

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

$hit is not Mr Dress up U know, Maybe that's why did not give Penis 2 woman cuase damn they would do all crazy $hit to it...

I would put a black bow tie and mine and run around naked and ask random girls if they would like to pet my little friend as they walked by.... lmao!

OH $hit LMAO ok let me ask u a question now??? do u do that your intrument now?? do u dress her up and comb the hair or do curls or what do u girls do to it????

Daeveed · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I would put a black bow tie and mine and run around naked and ask random girls if they would like to pet my little friend as they walked by.... lmao!

Damn you girls would be all pervs if you were guys!!!
I don't wanna be a girl the same day you are guys...oohhh nooo.

Chilenita · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

Chilenita wrote:
I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Aww man I want a penis now!! One of my own so you girls know what to get me for xmas!

LMAO!!! you are so not qualified to own your own penis....LMAO!!!

HEY I OWN MANY ACTUALLY!!!

Having one attached would be cool though....I wouldn't be mean...a little dress up never hurt anyone

confundida · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Chilenita wrote:

I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Puppetry of the penis baby!!!!

@ Buzz: what does it feel like..... hmmm if its small, then you dont feel a thing.... hehehehhehee

@ Baina: exactly! we would do what most men do!

@ Joker: Yes, I would be a male porn star!! Brap! Brap! Sleep with all the hot girls that I could handle..... ohhhh yaaaaah

Yeah sure chale, I bet u that u would see a naked female and boom u done LoL

NO WE WOULD TAKE CONFESIONES ADVICE DAT SHE POSTED.....SO DAT WAY WE CAN LAST!!!!!!

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

$hit is not Mr Dress up U know, Maybe that's why did not give Penis 2 woman cuase damn they would do all crazy $hit to it...

I would put a black bow tie and mine and run around naked and ask random girls if they would like to pet my little friend as they walked by.... lmao!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Chilenita wrote:

I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Puppetry of the penis baby!!!!

@ Buzz: what does it feel like..... hmmm if its small, then you dont feel a thing.... hehehehhehee

@ Baina: exactly! we would do what most men do!

@ Joker: Yes, I would be a male porn star!! Brap! Brap! Sleep with all the hot girls that I could handle..... ohhhh yaaaaah

Yeah sure chale, I bet u that u would see a naked female and boom u done LoL

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Why women would be more perverted than us if they were us???? is that how girls see guys??? like sexual beasts???

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

GENIE wrote:

confundida wrote:
I WOULD DRESS IT UP WITH LINGERIE!!! (LOL)

WTF U WOULD??? HEY U KNOW WHAT ELSE I WOULD DO IS WEAR SILK BOXERS WITH SHORTS TO GET THAT BREEZE THAT FEELS GOOD AND STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF THE FAN BUT NOT TO CLOSE

OH AND GET KICKED IN THE NUTS TO SEE IF IT REALLY HURST THAT BAD OR IF GUYS ARE JUST DRAMA QUEENS

I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Aww man I want a penis now!! One of my own so you girls know what to get me for xmas!

$hit is not Mr Dress up U know, Maybe that's why did not give Penis 2 woman cuase damn they would do all crazy $hit to it...

Daeveed · Foro Master

Adriana22 wrote:

It looks like...........................alguien siempre pasa solo. (Jokes-lol)

Hey, nothing wrong with some good ol' slapping fun on your free time.

(the neighbours don't seem to appreciate it too much though...)

GENIE · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Chilenita wrote:
I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Aww man I want a penis now!! One of my own so you girls know what to get me for xmas!

LMAO!!! you are so not qualified to own your own penis....LMAO!!!

WHY NOT IT LOOKS LIKE FUN?????

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Chilenita wrote:

I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Puppetry of the penis baby!!!!

@ Buzz: what does it feel like..... hmmm if its small, then you dont feel a thing.... hehehehhehee

@ Baina: exactly! we would do what most men do!

@ Joker: Yes, I would be a male porn star!! Brap! Brap! Sleep with all the hot girls that I could handle..... ohhhh yaaaaah

Daeveed · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Aww man I want a penis now!! One of my own so you girls know what to get me for xmas!

LMAO!!! you are so not qualified to own your own penis....LMAO!!!

Adriana22 · Senior Member

Daeveed wrote:

GENIE wrote:

OH AND GET NAKED AND MOVE MY WAIST FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO HEAR MY DICK SLAP ON MY BALLS LOL THAT ONE KILLS ME

Actually, to hear your DICK slap your balls, you have to move your waist back and forth. If you move it side to side, it will slap against your legs (which is not as painful).

It looks like...........................alguien siempre pasa solo. (Jokes-lol)

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

It's funny how most of you girls would do exactly what you always complain about........Guys sleeping around and being rude, etc........

Very Interesting

I think to answer the question.....we should ask someone that lives like the other sex every day.................

HOW IS IT DOGO?!?!?

4 real bro, so now we know is just Jealousy, they want 2 do it 2 that's why they complaint

Daeveed · Foro Master

I can volunteer to kick anybody in the nuts.....ouch...

actually, no. That's just too much.

I would shake my boobies and wet my white T-Shirt!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

GENIE wrote:

confundida wrote:
I WOULD DRESS IT UP WITH LINGERIE!!! (LOL)

WTF U WOULD??? HEY U KNOW WHAT ELSE I WOULD DO IS WEAR SILK BOXERS WITH SHORTS TO GET THAT BREEZE THAT FEELS GOOD AND STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF THE FAN BUT NOT TO CLOSE

OH AND GET KICKED IN THE NUTS TO SEE IF IT REALLY HURST THAT BAD OR IF GUYS ARE JUST DRAMA QUEENS

I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Aww man I want a penis now!! One of my own so you girls know what to get me for xmas!

ITS A DICK NOT A BARBIE BUT YEAH I WOULD WEAR A CONDOM TO SEE HOW IT FEELS TOO

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

buzzlightyear680 wrote:

@Joker have u ever wonder when they make that noise.........ahhhh

Not really bro, I guess they are faking it cause that's what they said @list some of them so nah is all good I pass

confundida · Foro Master

YEA!!! I WOULD GET KICKED IN DA NUTS TOO TO SEE WAT THE BIGGIE IS ABOUT!!!!!!!

AND I WOULD A PICTURE OF MYSELF NAKED WEARING BICYCLE SHORTS!!!! (RED PLS)

Chilenita · Comandante

GENIE wrote:

confundida wrote:
I WOULD DRESS IT UP WITH LINGERIE!!! (LOL)

WTF U WOULD??? HEY U KNOW WHAT ELSE I WOULD DO IS WEAR SILK BOXERS WITH SHORTS TO GET THAT BREEZE THAT FEELS GOOD AND STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF THE FAN BUT NOT TO CLOSE

OH AND GET KICKED IN THE NUTS TO SEE IF IT REALLY HURST THAT BAD OR IF GUYS ARE JUST DRAMA QUEENS

I would gift wrap it!!! I would put a mini wig on it and sing and dance with it!!!

Aww man I want a penis now!! One of my own so you girls know what to get me for xmas!

Bainaman · Foro Master

It's funny how most of you girls would do exactly what you always complain about........Guys sleeping around and being rude, etc........

Very Interesting

I think to answer the question.....we should ask someone that lives like the other sex every day.................

HOW IS IT DOGO?!?!?

GENIE · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Chilenita wrote:
Holy fack I can't stop thinking of things I would do!?!?!?!?!

- although boring I would watch football and perhaps understand what the fack is going on!!!

HEY Genie/Confu if we were guys and had the same type of flexability we have now we could probably suck our own DICKS!!!!

ewww, you're sick.

SHUT UP YOU WISH YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS!!!!

@Confu....listen we would only have a penis for like a day so we would have to do EVERYTHING we can to it and with it!!!

@GENIE I love marylin manson!!!! Overall the self sucking sounds fun....or I am FUCKING strange and belong with Manson....

NAW GIRL IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN I MEAN IF U JERK OFF WHY NOT EXPERIENCE UR OWN BLOW JOB RIGHT!!

HEY BUFFY I WOULD DO THAT SIT THERE AND JUST PALY WITH IT IT SEEMS LIKE FUN!!!

OH AND GUYS IF U WERE A GIRL WOULD U FIND OUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO GIVE A BLOWJOB AND KNOW WHY ITS NOT NICE TO GRAB THE BACK OF OUR HEADS AND TRY TO FORCE US JUST WRONG!!! LMAO

Holy SHIT this is the best foro day in a long time!!!

GENIE yes while I agree that the pushing of the head is annoying it helps if you learn how to properly lossen you throat mucles - lmao

I KNOW HOW TO GIVE HEAD BEEN DOING IT FOR A WHILE AND DEEP THROAT BUT I MEAN SOMETIEMS ITS LIKE LET ME DO IT DONT SHOVE IT CUZ IF IM NOT READY ILL JUST BIT TRUST ME LMAO!! BUT YEAH LOSSEN THE MUSCLES LADIES OR DONT THINK ABOUT IT LOL LOL

buzzlightyear680 · Guru

@chilenita sounds like u have your throat well trained.............awsome

GENIE · Foro Master

confundida wrote:

I WOULD DRESS IT UP WITH LINGERIE!!! (LOL)

WTF U WOULD??? HEY U KNOW WHAT ELSE I WOULD DO IS WEAR SILK BOXERS WITH SHORTS TO GET THAT BREEZE THAT FEELS GOOD AND STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF THE FAN BUT NOT TO CLOSE

OH AND GET KICKED IN THE NUTS TO SEE IF IT REALLY HURST THAT BAD OR IF GUYS ARE JUST DRAMA QUEENS

Chilenita · Comandante

GENIE wrote:

Chilenita wrote:

Daeveed wrote:

Chilenita wrote:
Holy fack I can't stop thinking of things I would do!?!?!?!?!

- although boring I would watch football and perhaps understand what the fack is going on!!!

HEY Genie/Confu if we were guys and had the same type of flexability we have now we could probably suck our own DICKS!!!!

ewww, you're sick.

SHUT UP YOU WISH YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS!!!!

@Confu....listen we would only have a penis for like a day so we would have to do EVERYTHING we can to it and with it!!!

@GENIE I love marylin manson!!!! Overall the self sucking sounds fun....or I am FUCKING strange and belong with Manson....

NAW GIRL IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN I MEAN IF U JERK OFF WHY NOT EXPERIENCE UR OWN BLOW JOB RIGHT!!

HEY BUFFY I WOULD DO THAT SIT THERE AND JUST PALY WITH IT IT SEEMS LIKE FUN!!!

OH AND GUYS IF U WERE A GIRL WOULD U FIND OUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO GIVE A BLOWJOB AND KNOW WHY ITS NOT NICE TO GRAB THE BACK OF OUR HEADS AND TRY TO FORCE US JUST WRONG!!! LMAO

Holy SHIT this is the best foro day in a long time!!!

GENIE yes while I agree that the pushing of the head is annoying it helps if you learn how to properly lossen you throat mucles - lmao

confundida · Foro Master

I WOULD DRESS IT UP WITH LINGERIE!!! (LOL)

buzzlightyear680 · Guru

@Joker have u ever wonder when they make that noise.........ahhhh

GENIE · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Daeveed wrote:

Chilenita wrote:
Holy fack I can't stop thinking of things I would do!?!?!?!?!

- although boring I would watch football and perhaps understand what the fack is going on!!!

HEY Genie/Confu if we were guys and had the same type of flexability we have now we could probably suck our own DICKS!!!!

ewww, you're sick.

SHUT UP YOU WISH YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS!!!!

@Confu....listen we would only have a penis for like a day so we would have to do EVERYTHING we can to it and with it!!!

@GENIE I love marylin manson!!!! Overall the self sucking sounds fun....or I am FUCKING strange and belong with Manson....

NAW GIRL IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN I MEAN IF U JERK OFF WHY NOT EXPERIENCE UR OWN BLOW JOB RIGHT!!

HEY BUFFY I WOULD DO THAT SIT THERE AND JUST PALY WITH IT IT SEEMS LIKE FUN!!!

OH AND GUYS IF U WERE A GIRL WOULD U FIND OUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO GIVE A BLOWJOB AND KNOW WHY ITS NOT NICE TO GRAB THE BACK OF OUR HEADS AND TRY TO FORCE US JUST WRONG!!! LMAO

Chilenita · Comandante

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

buzzlightyear680 wrote:
if I was a girl I would like to knwo what you guys feel when u have it inside of you

Hey buzz do u really want 2 know that LMAO damn

Most of this girls really want 2 experience that pee thing LoL let me tell is greath we do it all the time, a donde sea, en el lugar que sea, y con quien sea LoL after we done we just shake it a bit and we keep on doint our thing LoL

Yeah buzz that is kinda gay - NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITh THAT

yeah the pee things gets me totally jealous I want to just be able to pee anywhere at any given moment....life would be so much easier and drinking would be much easier

McOSIRIS · Comandante

No es lo mismo Flaco Mamerto Huesudo Guajardo...a que lo saco, lo muestro, lo sacudo y lo guardo....

Chilenita · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

Chilenita wrote:
Holy fack I can't stop thinking of things I would do!?!?!?!?!

- although boring I would watch football and perhaps understand what the fack is going on!!!

HEY Genie/Confu if we were guys and had the same type of flexability we have now we could probably suck our own DICKS!!!!

ewww, you're sick.

SHUT UP YOU WISH YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS!!!!

@Confu....listen we would only have a penis for like a day so we would have to do EVERYTHING we can to it and with it!!!

@GENIE I love marylin manson!!!! Overall the self sucking sounds fun....or I am FUCKING strange and belong with Manson....

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

buzzlightyear680 wrote:

if I was a girl I would like to knwo what you guys feel when u have it inside of you

Hey buzz do u really want 2 know that LMAO damn

Most of this girls really want 2 experience that pee thing LoL let me tell is greath we do it all the time, a donde sea, en el lugar que sea, y con quien sea LoL after we done we just shake it a bit and we keep on doint our thing LoL

buzzlightyear680 · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

If I was a dude for a day I would have sex, sex and more sex!

Id see just how many times I could wank myself to the point of exhaustion (mauhahahaha.... you know who this is going out to!!! muahahahahha)

I would want to jump up and down with a full erection to see what the weight feels like

I would try to mack as many girls in one day as I possible could

AND

I would have a girl give me a bl*w job and fall asleep right after... see what that feels like.....

HEHEHE

@Chale I promise I won't fall a sleep again..................

GENIE · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Holy fack I can't stop thinking of things I would do!?!?!?!?!

- although boring I would watch football and perhaps understand what the fack is going on!!!

HEY Genie/Confu if we were guys and had the same type of flexability we have now we could probably suck our own DICKS!!!!

HEY HEY I WATCH FOOTBALL AND I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT THE WHOLE

GIVING UR SELF A BLOWJOB THAT WOULD BE COOL NO??? LMAO DOESNT MARILYN MANSON TAKE OUT HIS RIB SO HE COULD OD THAT ???? BUT SEEMS GROSS IF AN ACUTAL GUYS DOES IT

CHILE IM DYING OF LAUGHTER STOP LMAO!!!!

confundida · Foro Master

@CHILI

WAT FOR?? ISNT DAT A WOMAN JOB????

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I would probably try to lick one of my boobs....looks fun

Daeveed · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Holy fack I can't stop thinking of things I would do!?!?!?!?!

- although boring I would watch football and perhaps understand what the fack is going on!!!

HEY Genie/Confu if we were guys and had the same type of flexability we have now we could probably suck our own DICKS!!!!

ewww, you're sick.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

If I was a guy for a day I'd sit and stare at my dick for a good couple of hours, I'd jump up and down and stare a bit more, just because I've always wondered what it's like to have your privates our there for everyone to see. I'd walk around naked all day. If I got dressed at all, I'd grab my crotch and spit, like baseball players do. I'd jerk off over and over and over. In between naps, I'd stare at it some more and then try to make funny faces like those guys in Puppetry of the Penis did. More naps. Then I'd find a girl and bug the hell out of her until she gave in. And then I'd go for a smoke.

Chilenita · Comandante

Holy fack I can't stop thinking of things I would do!?!?!?!?!

- although boring I would watch football and perhaps understand what the fack is going on!!!

HEY Genie/Confu if we were guys and had the same type of flexability we have now we could probably suck our own DICKS!!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

GENIE wrote:

OH AND GET NAKED AND MOVE MY WAIST FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO HEAR MY DICK SLAP ON MY BALLS LOL THAT ONE KILLS ME

Actually, to hear your DICK slap your balls, you have to move your waist back and forth. If you move it side to side, it will slap against your legs (which is not as painful).

LMAO HEY WHICH EVER MAKES THAT SLAPPING NOISE THAT CONFUS BROTHER DOES WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE SHOWER AND COVERS WITH A TOWEL THATS FUCKEN FUNNY

buzzlightyear680 · Guru

if I was a girl I would like to knwo what you guys feel when u have it inside of you

confundida · Foro Master

IT SEEMS DAT MY BROTHER IS NOT THE ONLY ONE DAT THOSE THIS SLAPPING THING!!!! DAVEED DOES IT TOO!!!!!!

U GUYS SHOULD GET OTGETHER AND HAVE A COMPETITION!!!!!!!

Chilenita · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

GENIE wrote:

OH AND GET NAKED AND MOVE MY WAIST FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO HEAR MY DICK SLAP ON MY BALLS LOL THAT ONE KILLS ME

Actually, to hear your DICK slap your balls, you have to move your waist back and forth. If you move it side to side, it will slap against your legs (which is not as painful).

THE VOICE OF EXPERIANCE!! Perhaps tomorrow night you can shoe GENIE how it's done

Chilenita · Comandante

OH AND GET NAKED AND MOVE MY WAIST FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO HEAR MY DICK SLAP ON MY BALLS LOL THAT ONE KILLS ME

Oh my god that would be soooooooooooooo much fun!!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

OH AND I WOULD DO THE WHOLE PEEING THING TOO LOL .LOL

Daeveed · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

OH AND GET NAKED AND MOVE MY WAIST FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO HEAR MY DICK SLAP ON MY BALLS LOL THAT ONE KILLS ME

Actually, to hear your DICK slap your balls, you have to move your waist back and forth. If you move it side to side, it will slap against your legs (which is not as painful).

GENIE · Foro Master

I WOULD HAVE SEX LIKE CRAZY ALL KINDS OF POSITIONS

I WOULD SLAP A GIRLS ASS

I WOULD DRINK FART AND EAT PIZZA INFRONT OF THE TV

JERK OFF

HAVE SEX AND LEAVE THE CHICK

I WOULD SPEND TIME IN THE LOCKER ROOM LOOK TO SEE WHO HAS A BIG MAN PART AND THEN HIT ON HIM ONCE IM A FEMALE AGAIN

OH AND GET NAKED AND MOVE MY WAIST FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO HEAR MY DICK SLAP ON MY BALLS LOL THAT ONE KILLS ME

confundida · Foro Master

OH WAIT I FORGOT ONE!!! SCRATCH MY BALLS IN PUBLIC.....

AND PUT MY HANDS IN MY PANTS WHILE WATCHING TV!!!!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

confundida wrote:

GUYS I THINK WE HAD THIS THREAD ALREADY BUT OH WELL

I WOULD SPELL MY NAME WHILE PEEING!!! ALSO I WOULD JERK OFF IN FRONT OF A PORNO.......

HAVE SEX WITH ANYTHING DAT CROSSES MY WAY AND NOT MEMBA HER NAME.....

HANG OUT IN A MEN LOCKER ROOM.....AND TRULY FIND OUT WAT THEY TALK ABOUT.........

Damn all of u serian total dogs pobre chavas that get's in your way..

Chilenita · Comandante

confundida wrote:

GUYS I THINK WE HAD THIS THREAD ALREADY BUT OH WELL

I WOULD SPELL MY NAME WHILE PEEING!!!

Oh confu I am all about the pee!! Gezz I just want to be able to randomly pee anywhere