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For guys being girls..... I soooooo wanna see you guys handle a Bikini Wax like we do...........LOL.....are you "man" enough?? LOL

Will you be doing the waxing?

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I would wear BOXERS.............

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For guys being girls.....

I soooooo wanna see you guys handle a Bikini Wax like we do...........LOL.....are you "man" enough?? LOL

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Asides from the whole PEE-ING thing.......LOL

I would like to see what it feels like to be "ON TIME" for everything......getting ready....etc

.....and taking 2 mins showers......(that would be the day) LOL

I think that wearing a suit and tie would annoy me, hairy armpits, facial hair...etc would annoy me more....

SO to the "girls being a guy" .......would you wear boxers or briefs?






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WOW! There's so much i would do. I would defintely go pee, i would like feel what it's like to pee just anywhere! Then i would try to mack some girls. I want to feel what's the pleasure of having so many girls at one time. Ya, i would come up with some major sweet talker lines. I also would have sex and more sex. I want to understand the pleasure that man go through. There's more, but that's enough for now!

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Any girl that can last 1 full, hot summer day with a penis and do all those things they listed....

definately wins LA VERGA DE ORO.....hands down!!!!

lol

(I knew this award would come in handy one day...I knew it, I knew it....)

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Adriana22 wrote:


Okay people. If you had a day as the opposite sex what would you do? Tell me your thoughts For example I'm a girl, in a day in the life of a guy I would try and find out what guys talk about when girls aren't around and see what its actually feels like peeing standing up...

I believe that it would be a really great idea to be able to have a womans body for one day, or even more.  The female mind is really facinating and in tune with her feelings and emotions.  If I was granted that wish I would first of all go shopping with all my girlfriends, and then we could have a makeover party and then even a  slumber party where we would just have a really great time. I would love it.

Great question Adriana22!

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Okay people. If you had a day as the opposite sex what would you do? Tell me your thoughts For example I'm a girl, in a day in the life of a guy I would try and find out what guys talk about when girls aren't around and see what its actually feels like peeing standing up...

i would shot myself

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OH AND GET NAKED AND MOVE MY WAIST FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO HEAR MY DICK SLAP ON MY BALLS LOL THAT ONE KILLS ME Oh my god that would be soooooooooooooo much fun!!!!


hey girls..I do the above many times...so that's no so bad after all eh?...mmm...lol..it's seen as a good thing...that's good...lol..wonder why some girls get offended when I do it then...



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but, but, it could be fun.... you could teach me tricks and I'll be your ever eager apprentice... and then when i turn back into a girl, then i could show you just how great of a student I am...


OH YEAH!!!!! that's sooooooooo much better!!! So... I teach you how to be a man and then you get with me!!???....... Oh it's sure tempting now...................... NOT!



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WOOOOOOOOW WO WO WO hold up!!!!
You just ruined it!! you said PENIS!!!!... do you really think that I'm gonna get with you at 12:01am when in fact you HAD a penis at 11:59pm!!!????? no, sorry deal is off!!
UUUGHH!! can't get the pic out of my head, no way Jose (Tanga)
 





but, but, it could be fun.... you could teach me tricks and I'll be your ever eager apprentice... and then when i turn back into a girl, then i could show you just how great of a student I am...

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 I WOULD DRINK FART AND EAT PIZZA INFRONT OF THE TV


You would drink fart!!!???? you been watching J-ESCO'S video waaaay too damn much girl



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Dogo wrote: Only if you turn back into a woman at midnight..... I need a backup plan, In case we don't pick up any chicks no worries, the penis is only on loan until midnight, so we're all good


WOOOOOOOOW WO WO WO hold up!!!!


You just ruined it!! you said PENIS!!!!... do you really think that I'm gonna get with you at 12:01am when in fact you HAD a penis at 11:59pm!!!????? no, sorry deal is off!!


UUUGHH!! can't get the pic out of my head, no way Jose (Tanga)


 




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Only if you turn back into a woman at midnight..... I need a backup plan, In case we don't pick up any chicks




no worries, the penis is only on loan until midnight, so we're all good

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Dogo wrote: oh... sorry my bad so what do you say? I'll become a dude for a day and hang out with you, we could pick up the chicks in your caja... and you can teach me how to wank to perfection?


Only if you turn back into a woman at midnight..... I need a backup plan, In case we don't pick up any chicks



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oh... sorry my bad





so what do you say?
I'll become a dude for a day and hang out with you, we could pick up the chicks in your caja... and you can teach me how to wank to perfection?

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Who says we dont?


oh... sorry my bad



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OK, so contrary to the guys, most of the girl (it sounds like) actually WANT to be a male.... and they all want to have sex with whomever...
 
 
 
 
... SO THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ABOUT HAVING RAMDOM SEX AS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! sex is sex, no?




Who says we dont?

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It's funny how most of you girls would do exactly what you always complain about........Guys sleeping around and being rude, etc........ Very Interesting I think to answer the question.....we should ask someone that lives like the other sex every day................. HOW IS IT DOGO?!?!?


GLOVES OFF, DUDE!!!!!!!!!! It's on "Bootieman"!!!!!!


Hey, I'm not the one with all the "date at the spa" ideas!!!!



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OK, so contrary to the guys, most of the girl (it sounds like) actually WANT to be a male.... and they all want to have sex with whomever...


 


 


 


 


... SO THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ABOUT HAVING RAMDOM SEX AS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! sex is sex, no?



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Hey Guys! Hot topics on the Punanis. here is my little input. If I was a man for 1 day. I would first inspect the package and look at it. after that I would probably go in my room and learn how to jerk off and once I become an expert would go find me some girls and have lots of selfish sex. defenetly a blow-job. and a cold shower, jijiji I would also stuff my self and eat all I want, being a man I would burn all the calories with the extra selfish sex I will have, love to try doggy style . and defenetly pee near a tree in public. WOW so many options. talk to guy abt girls and find out the real masterminds and the pervert way they think. the list is endless I guess. fart in public, burp, pretty much all the stuff we girls dont get to do with out faces turning on us. Not Jealousy, I dont think I would want to be a guy more than a day, probably max a week. but who knows!

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 yeah!!!! you could smuggle Illicit subtances everywhere!!!!

that's another good idea!!

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


 Come on give me some chon chon don't be like that

Niggah Pleez!!!!!!

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@ Joker: Get your own! I dont share my punani's....

Come on give me some chon chon don't be like that

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@ Joker: Get your own! I dont share my punani's....



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Samr thing, they are both Jose.....Jose Tanga.

aHAhAhA


jose tanga, I like that...
and I'd walk around asking girls to see their tangas....
And I'd have a collection in my drawer.. all different colours, shapes and sizes...
I wouldnt descriminate... I'd regulate every shade of that azz.....




Jose Tanga U a punk give me some chon chon LoL

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Samr thing, they are both Jose.....Jose Tanga.

aHAhAhA



jose tanga, I like that...
and I'd walk around asking girls to see their tangas....
And I'd have a collection in my drawer.. all different colours, shapes and sizes...
I wouldnt descriminate... I'd regulate every shade of that azz.....

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hahaha, well, if I can't dress it up, then I might as well keep stuff in it.




yeah!!!! you could smuggle Illicit subtances everywhere!!!!

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OMG THATS FUCKEN HILARIOUS BOB!! LOL LOL FOR REAL WE CAN KEEP BABIES UP THERE BUT THATS ABOUT IT!!! LMAO

ITS NOT A STORAGE



hahaha, well, if I can't dress it up, then I might as well keep stuff in it.





LMAO GUYS IM DYING HERE I CANT STOP LAUGHING



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OMG THATS FUCKEN HILARIOUS BOB!! LOL LOL FOR REAL WE CAN KEEP BABIES UP THERE BUT THATS ABOUT IT!!! LMAO

ITS NOT A STORAGE




hahaha, well, if I can't dress it up, then I might as well keep stuff in it.


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I would be a MAN WHORE!!!! I BIG MAN WHORE!!!! I would meet up with my man whore friends at a nasty stinky strip joint and be all like...

"See that blonde BITCH over there?"

and they would be like...

"Yeah"

and I would be like " I FUCKED the **** out her last night"

and they would be like "no way guy seriously"

and I would be like "yeah she screams like a BITCH"

and then the girl would walk by and be like "Hello BOB" (that would be my name)

and then I would be like "who are you BITCH"

Then I would go home and eat frozen dinners cuz no woman would actually live with me.....




LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chili you killed me!

My name for the day would be Pepe..... oh yah....
That way the ladies could scream out... oh pepe! I love you long time!


yeah man (see I am talking like a man already) my name would be BOB and my back up name would be FRED cuz there are not enough Freds in this world.

I HAVE NEVER MET A FRED





I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A FRED!!! HE WAS GAY THOUGH

I WOULD CALL MY SELF NETO I DONT KNOW WHY I JUST WOULD



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY JUST BUY A VIBRATOR THERE BETTER



no, it defeats the whole purpose of using it as a pocket.
I would also keep my tokens, house keys, lighter.....etc.


Daveed the last time you were in/with looking at a punani did you see a zipper? Stuff will not just stay in there!!!!

The cell phone thing is a good idea though




OMG THATS FUCKEN HILARIOUS BOB!! LOL LOL FOR REAL WE CAN KEEP BABIES UP THERE BUT THATS ABOUT IT!!! LMAO

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY JUST BUY A VIBRATOR THERE BETTER



no, it defeats the whole purpose of using it as a pocket.
I would also keep my tokens, house keys, lighter.....etc.


Daveed the last time you were in/with looking at a punani did you see a zipper? Stuff will not just stay in there!!!!

The cell phone thing is a good idea though




damn u can put a zipper in your thing $hit I got 2 get me 1 of those..

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Chilenita wrote:

I would be a MAN WHORE!!!! I BIG MAN WHORE!!!! I would meet up with my man whore friends at a nasty stinky strip joint and be all like...

"See that blonde BITCH over there?"

and they would be like...

"Yeah"

and I would be like " I FUCKED the **** out her last night"

and they would be like "no way guy seriously"

and I would be like "yeah she screams like a BITCH"

and then the girl would walk by and be like "Hello BOB" (that would be my name)

and then I would be like "who are you BITCH"

Then I would go home and eat frozen dinners cuz no woman would actually live with me.....




LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chili you killed me!

My name for the day would be Pepe..... oh yah....
That way the ladies could scream out... oh pepe! I love you long time!




yeah man (see I am talking like a man already) my name would be BOB and my back up name would be FRED cuz there are not enough Freds in this world.

I HAVE NEVER MET A FRED

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Hey Hey that's my friends name pepe oh no my is chepe sorry go on...



Samr thing, they are both Jose.....Jose Tanga.

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Chilenita wrote:

I would be a MAN WHORE!!!! I BIG MAN WHORE!!!! I would meet up with my man whore friends at a nasty stinky strip joint and be all like...

"See that blonde BITCH over there?"

and they would be like...

"Yeah"

and I would be like " I FUCKED the **** out her last night"

and they would be like "no way guy seriously"

and I would be like "yeah she screams like a BITCH"

and then the girl would walk by and be like "Hello BOB" (that would be my name)

and then I would be like "who are you BITCH"

Then I would go home and eat frozen dinners cuz no woman would actually live with me.....




LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chili you killed me!

My name for the day would be Pepe..... oh yah....
That way the ladies could scream out... oh pepe! I love you long time!





Hey Hey that's my friends name pepe oh no my is chepe sorry go on...

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GENIE wrote:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY JUST BUY A VIBRATOR THERE BETTER



no, it defeats the whole purpose of using it as a pocket.
I would also keep my tokens, house keys, lighter.....etc.




Daveed the last time you were in/with looking at a punani did you see a zipper? Stuff will not just stay in there!!!!

The cell phone thing is a good idea though

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Chilenita wrote:

I would be a MAN WHORE!!!! I BIG MAN WHORE!!!! I would meet up with my man whore friends at a nasty stinky strip joint and be all like...

"See that blonde BITCH over there?"

and they would be like...

"Yeah"

and I would be like " I FUCKED the **** out her last night"

and they would be like "no way guy seriously"

and I would be like "yeah she screams like a BITCH"

and then the girl would walk by and be like "Hello BOB" (that would be my name)

and then I would be like "who are you BITCH"

Then I would go home and eat frozen dinners cuz no woman would actually live with me.....





LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chili you killed me!

My name for the day would be Pepe..... oh yah....
That way the ladies could scream out... oh pepe! I love you long time!

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If I was a girl, I would keep my cellphone in my punani

.....and set it to vibrate hahahAhahaAHAhAHA


K, you just nasty!!!! LOL!



@ Joker: no! I dont braid it, I DREAD it! muahahahaha!
its a rasta dont cha know? JOKING!





hey chale do the salvadorin soldados style pato bravo LoL just a mechonsito in the top and color it blue or red LoL

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY JUST BUY A VIBRATOR THERE BETTER




no, it defeats the whole purpose of using it as a pocket.
I would also keep my tokens, house keys, lighter.....etc.

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I would also brade mine as well




BUZZ DO THE PUNK STULY COLOR IT SOME F_U_C_K UP COLOR AND THEN PUT AN EARING IN YOUR LEFT LIP

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I would put a black bow tie and mine and run around naked and ask random girls if they would like to pet my little friend as they walked by.... lmao!


Damn you girls would be all pervs if you were guys!!!
I don't wanna be a girl the same day you are guys...oohhh nooo.





I would be a MAN WHORE!!!! I BIG MAN WHORE!!!! I would meet up with my man whore friends at a nasty stinky strip joint and be all like...

"See that blonde BITCH over there?"

and they would be like...

"Yeah"

and I would be like " I FUCKED the **** out her last night"

and they would be like "no way guy seriously"

and I would be like "yeah she screams like a BITCH"

and then the girl would walk by and be like "Hello BOB" (that would be my name)

and then I would be like "who are you BITCH"

Then I would go home and eat frozen dinners cuz no woman would actually live with me.....

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If I was a girl, I would keep my cellphone in my punani

.....and set it to vibrate hahahAhahaAHAhAHA




K, you just nasty!!!! LOL!



@ Joker: no! I dont braid it, I DREAD it! muahahahaha!
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If I was a girl, I would keep my cellphone in my punani

.....and set it to vibrate hahahAhahaAHAhAHA






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I would also brade mine as well

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$hit is not Mr Dress up U know, Maybe that's why did not give Penis 2 woman cuase damn they would do all crazy $hit to it...



I would put a black bow tie and mine and run around naked and ask random girls if they would like to pet my little friend as they walked by.... lmao!



OH $hit LMAO ok let me ask u a question now??? do u do that your intrument now?? do u dress her up and comb the hair or do curls or what do u girls do to it????


COME ILL SHOW U!! LMAO


I BRAID MINE LMAO!!!! IF IT WASNT SHAVED I WOULD




BABY U DON'T GOT 2 TELL ME TWICE I BRAID IT ANY TIME SO LET IT GROW OR BETTER YET ILL SHAVE IT AND DO SOME CRAZY CUT STYLE LoL

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If I was a girl, I would keep my cellphone in my punani

.....and set it to vibrate hahahAhahaAHAhAHA

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$hit is not Mr Dress up U know, Maybe that's why did not give Penis 2 woman cuase damn they would do all crazy $hit to it...



I would put a black bow tie and mine and run around naked and ask random girls if they would like to pet my little friend as they walked by.... lmao!



OH $hit LMAO ok let me ask u a question now??? do u do that your intrument now?? do u dress her up and comb the hair or do curls or what do u girls do to it????




COME ILL SHOW U!! LMAO


I BRAID MINE LMAO!!!! IF IT WASNT SHAVED I WOULD


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