If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
T...
....YOUR PARTNER'S IN LOVE WITH YOU......
How can you tell if your partner is in love with you?
A friend of mine had this question asked at her marriage counselling session......
So I thought that I should ask you guys.......since it's a really good question.
BTW: She answered.......
Have you ever paid attention to the way you walk? Your posture? Your pace? Do you strut down the street? Do you stump? are you a slow walker? are you a fast walker?
Spanking: It hurts more than you think
“Spanking hurts more than you think” is an early child development public education campaign that includes TV ads to remind parents that spanking is hitting and never a positive way to discipline your child.
Parenting is very rewarding, but nobody ever sa...
I would HATE to die the following ways:
1. shark attack - OUCH I have always been scared of being eaten by a great white shark
2. Burning to death - OUCH I sooooo do not want to burn to death
3. Flesh eating disease....OUCH
Okay list your top three ways you DO NOT WANT TO GO.....ouch...
Have any of you been following the France Situation ? It's very scary when Goverment doesn't provide the same rights to All ethnicities. This is a real proof of a ethnic minority backslash; it can happen ANYWHERE .
I have come across the coolest website ever to be created. The person featured on this website is of great inspiration. He is a great entertainer, has amazingly insightful things to say, comments on the state of our society and constantly brings joy and laughter to others every single d...
I have a thing for knives.
Here is my arsenal.
MAC Knife - 10.5" Superior bread/roast slicerGlobal - 7" Oriental Chef's knifeWusthof Grand Prix - 6" cleaverHenckels Professional "S" - 3" paring knife
They can be used for a lot more than cooking you know!!!...
Hipocrecia femenina vs Honestidad masculina
Hipocresía femenina Dos mujeres se encuentran saliendo de la peluquería: - Hola, amiga! ?Te cortaste el pelo? - Si! con Yasha, estilista internacional. Que te parece? - Maaaraaaviiillooosooo! ?Te ves 10 años mas joven! Que increíble! Me lo qui...
ALL FORO MEMBERS GET A FREE DRINK FOR THE NIGHT!! AND MANY SURPRISES!!!ALL SCORPIO'S ARE WELCOMED AND IN FOR FREE ALL NIGHT LONG WITH PROPER ID!!!SO LETS CELEBRATE!!!! AND ENJOY AT STIR LOUNGE!!-- Edited by GENIE at 15:25, 2005-11-02
I've managed to "borrow" this game from the internet and I totally recomend it....is kindda "The SIMS" and you have to built your own Playboy empire, I found it very funny...PS.....don't "steal" software....just "borrow" it
Foro seems boring right now!!!
Here you go...........
And communication seems to be the key --- 47 percent of Canadian women versus just 37 percent of men said they were confident about telling their partners what exactly they wanted in the bedroom.
You can read more about it on the foll...
BK here, no not the king of burgers,
i got a question, friends b day today, wanna try something different, something outside the realm of latin clubs. can anyone suggest a hot english club that i can take her to? if you can provide me with dress code, cost of drink, type of music and admiss...
Tacos - soft or hard tortilla stuffed with whatever you want
Fajitas - chicken or stake on a soft tortilla
Quesadilla - soft tortilla topped with cheese (is chicken if u like) covered by another tortilla
Nachos - mini hard tortillas topped with whatever you want
........ARE THESE ALL NOT THE...
I was reading in the paper about BRAZILIAN WAX "MAKES SEX BETTER" is that true it says that the pain is worth it because after the sex it makes u come back to get Brazilian Wax because that's how good the sex is. I don't know my opinion is OUCHHHHHHHHHHH...
Can anybody recommend a Banquet hall preferably around the Dufferin& Eglinton or Dufferin & St.Clair area. And if you know the prices without their catering, that would be great!!!
....Car you bought???......And what do you drive now??? How many clicks on your current car?
The first car I bought was a 1991 NISSAN SENTRA. It's not a looker...but it ran great. I actually still have it.
I know have a 2000 Cavalier with just about 236,000 km on it. Runs great still.
...
Nicaraguan Emergency: Food ShortageMiskito Indigenous in Nicaragua's Caribbean Coast are in the midst of a famine.
A plague of rats and Hurricane Beta destroyed their crops. Therefore, northern Nicaragua was declared a natural disaster region.
40% of the population is suffe...
Las mujeres son perfectas porque: No nos quedamos calvas. Tenemos un día internacional y otro nacional. Nos podemos sentar de piernas cruzadas sin dolor. Podemos usar tanto color rosado como azul,. Siempre sabemos que nuestro hijo es nuestro. Tenemos prioridad en los naugrafios, Una huelga de se...
Only men will be thinking about things like that picture if they find that sexy they have no clue what us SPANISH women can do if that's sexy they haven't seen NOTHING YET(LOL,LOL) Ok I'm trying to say if men find those girl sexy I bet us for...
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. G...
ELEPS PUES, i just realized i may have posted this in the wrong forum.
MEexcuse me
MEexcuse me!!!!
ciao, i'll try again -- Edited by Maracuya at 21:59, 2005-11-06-- Edited by Maracuya at 22:07, 2005-11-06
SO I WENT OUT TO YORKDALE LAST NIGHT W "BOOBIE" TO RETURN SOME UNWORN FOOTWEAR... I WAS SHOWN SOME OTHER FOOTWEAR AND WAS SUGGESTED TO BUYING A GIFT FOR MY OTHER HALF....
WHAT ARE SOME SUGGESTIONS OF GIFTS YOU CAN BUY YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
(ASIDE FROM JEWELERY.)
Hey Guys,
If you have things to sell you can post here.
I have a few things to sell PM me if anyone is interested
I kind of wonder if this would be a serious thread with all the friggin jokers in here..lol
http://toronto.craigslist.org/msg/108286332...
Okay i just have to let this out: A lot of 'y'all have cool foro names. and if i could adopt one name and make it mine with a twist to match my character i'd use:
Confundida:
and the twist on me would be:
RETEconfundida
how aboutchu????
I know some people here are looking to buy an apple so read this first before u buy.
The first commercial Apple Macintosh computers running on Intel processors may be released a bit earlier than expected, believes UBS Investment Research analyst Ben Reitzes. He claims that Apple will have new pr...
Must say overall it was good..rakim y ken y did their thing with their songs..i was luving it ...baby rabks was good too..but mehhh was it just me or was his performance tooo short ..anyhow..im happy to see that events like these are happening in r city, but at the end they said the next one is in...
¡¡¡¡¡¡ME EMPUTA!!!!!! 1. La gente que, cuando me pregunta la hora, señala la muñeca. Que tal el hijue****! ... será que no se donde tengo mi reloj? Acaso cuando le preguntan el baño también se agarra el culo? 2. Los que te dicen "oye amigo" para pedirte algo....... yo no soy su amigo imbecil, amigos los h...
We've all heard some...or dished some of our own out, I'm sure. So, did you ever plan on going on a date and someone called with the lamest of excuses? or were you the excuser?
Just wanted to know how they were.....I went to Privelege to check out the dj comp....it was jam packed peep's!! I barely got in.....trust me. About the dj comp, i don't even wanna start....but good performances though.Was there a winner or what the deal, u know what I...
YOUR ALL CRAZY WAY TO ADDICTED!!! ITS 11.19 AND UR ALL ON EL FORO!!!
CONFU, DOGO, LATINSOUL, ANGELITA
MY EXCUESE I WAS SEARCHING ON GOOGLE AND WELL CAME TO SEE A PM I WAS WAITING FOR BUT DAMN!!! TAN LOCOS USTEDES!!!
GOOD NIGHT LMAO GO TO BED!!!YOU ALL GOT JOBS TO GO TO IN THE MORNING:biggr...
I just came across this pic and i thought it would be intersesting to share it with all of you. Dont they look so adorable -- Edited by Danny416 at 15:43, 2005-11-04-- Edited by Danny416 at 15:44, 2005-11-04
Yeah okay, so they say that a clean home belongs to a boring person
i'm always tidying up - or trying- to tidy up my place (while sitting my arse on the chair in fron of my pc) but anyways:
I had an extra 'CD holdor for the visor in your car' hanging around like CLUTTER
and after opening a bunch of...
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE?
WHO WAS YOUR FAV CHARACTER?
I LOOOVE BILL COSBY.....HE IS THE PERFECT HUSBAND, DOCTOR AND ESPECIALLY FATHER....
"REGULAR PEOPLE" WAS MY FAV EPISODE......LOL
In case anyone is interested, my work is hiring for the following positions:
Financial Analyst
Clerical Assistant
Clinic Assistant
Referral Coordinator
Medical Secretary/Client Service Coordinator.
If anyone is interested, let me know and i will e-mail you or PM u the details.
...
Hey if you went to the Reggaeton fest maybe u can answer my question.... what is the name of the Girl(the singer) who sang with Chicago y Negro? she's really good and i have that one song stuck in my head. If you know reply...thanx
YO does any one else hate guy who flirt way to much especailly on this damn foro..lol i hate guys who flirt and then tell another thing.. how they aint a player.. man flirts drive me nuts:S
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ayer vi un CHINO (No!) sacudiendose la NARIZ en la calle y el moco era NECIO y se le colgaba euuuuuuuuuu -- Edited by Jinx at 15:28, 2005-11-05
but........everything comes 
YO does any one else hate guy who flirt way to much especailly on this damn foro..lol i hate guys who flirt and then tell another thing.. how they aint a player.. man flirts drive me nuts:S