Un hombre en otro continente que se queria parecer a Michael Jackson (por balnco)se hayo' una lampara oxidada, la froto' para limpiarla y de repente le salio un genio.
El genio bostezando despues de un largo y milenario sueño le dijo al hombre: Por haberme liberado te consedere' tres deseos,asi que pidelos.
El hombre muy emocionado con lagrimas en los ojos le dijo al genio las tres cosas que queria ser pero no hiso ni una pausa y las dijo de un solo (corrido)
Ok, Mr, yo quiero ser Blanco, tener mucha agua, y tener muchos Q-los.....El genio lo convirtio en retrete ( toilet)
They would be sentenced to have her stinky cat litter breath, her eternal unibrow and her extreme difficulty walking upright and in a straight line without a harness.
They would be sentenced to have her stinky cat litter breath, her eternal unibrow and her extreme difficulty walking upright and in a straight line without a harness.
If you had an Evil Genie who could grant your 3 wishes against someone you hate/dislike or just want to play a prank on what would your 3 wishes be? *Only rule was that the Evil Genie could not kill anyone*
For me if I really hated someone I would use my 3 wishes and do the following.
1) Turn them gay(if they weren't already)
2) Give them eternal body odour that would smell like crap.
Dear Evil Genie, Please bestow armpit genitalia to Genie (fgneg) and Jaime. Please and thank you 
but if I had one of those evil genies in my car.... I'd be having some MAJOR road rage revenge. 
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
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