Jaime Cruz wrote:

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Can you please refrain from posting these pics near lunch time

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I WZ TRYING TO HELP MIMI ON HIS RESOLUTION TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!! 

DON CHELO wrote:

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Can you please refrain from posting these pics near lunch time

FOR DA GUYS DAT LOVE BIKES!!!!

DON CHELO wrote:

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THNX A LOT UR RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA!!!

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 LOL

DON CHELO wrote:

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angelita wrote:

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 I can't see it

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CAN U SEE IT NOW????

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Hey... i sent you that!!

Ya, i got a few reply e-mails!! LOL

angelita wrote:

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 I can't see it

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CAN U SEE IT NOW????

DON CHELO wrote:

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A FORO MEMBER EMAILED ME THIS PIC YESTERDAY!!!! 

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 I can't see it

 Even more uncoordinated people in slippery situations

http://www.ejb.com/video/15777/Water_accidents_compilation.html

 

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" .
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ***********************************************************
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress ******************************************************
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A woman asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints". ****************************************************************
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

Daeveed wrote:

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A bit long but funny

Only if you live in Canada will you appreciate this!

In a busy Parisian cafe, a tourist is sitting alone, enjoying a crème caramel. Another tourist approaches:

Me sit here?

No problem...

Thank you, very nice...

Are you on vacation?

Me, I arrive yesterday...

What country are you from?

Norway. You?

From Quebec.

Quebec? Me not know Quebec...

Quebec... Near the Atlantic, next to Ontario, the Great Lakes...

No, me not know these places.

Never mind then, I'm from Canada..

Ah! Canada! Canada I know! So why you tell me you come from Quebec?

Because, my first country is Quebec!

Oh, you were born in Quebec and immigrated to Canada....

No, no, I was born in Quebec and I stay in Quebec...

Oh, then your father is from Canada?

No, no, my father, my mother, my wife, my dog, everybody, they come from
Quebec....

So why you say Canada?

For Christ sake, because you say you don't  know where is Quebec!

OK, but if you say you not know Norway, me I not say that my country is
Japan...

****! Canada isn't Japan. Canada, it's my country.

Oh, your country not Quebec anymore?...

My country is Quebec. But my country, it can be Canada too, if the person I
Speak to not know where is Quebec, Tabarnak!

Me not understand...

Look, it's simple: I come from the Province of Quebec, in the country of
Canada.

Ok! But me not ask you what province you're from, I ask you what country.
Me, I come from Lofoten region in Norway, but I answer you Norway when you
Ask me what country I come from...

I know, I'm not stupid, Coulisse! But me, when they ask me what country I
Come from, I answer Quebec. Even if it's the name of my province. For me,
it's my country.

Oh, now I understand. You are a separatist, you want your Quebec province to be your country...

Are you crazy, Hostie? I don't want to know  nothing from that ****!

Me, I not understand anything anymore.

I tell you before, it's simple! You ask me what country I come from, I answer Quebec because Quebec is my country, but I don't really want it to be my country, it would be too much trouble. I just want to say it. So, why don't you just let me say it?

Me all mix up. You have passport from what country: Quebec or Canada?

CANADA, Hostie!

So why you not tell me Canada right away?

Because it don't feel right. For me, Canada is Anne Murray, the Calgary Stampede, the Mounted Police, SARS, it's not my home all that. Home, it's La Famille Plouffe, Saraphin Poudrier, La P'tite Vie, Falix Leclerc, La Poune, Les Canadiens de Montreal, Les Bougons... Do you understand???

Less and less...

Listen, forget all that ****. Ask me another question.

Ok, what town you come from?

Mmm..., I don't know anymore...

You not know what town you come  from?

Yes, yes, I know what town I come from, but my town it merge with another town, but soon it is going to demerge from the town that was supposed to be my town...

Oh, that very complicated! When you write your address, what do you write?

I don't know anymore. Before, I used to write Hull, but Hull changed to
Gatineau, but they tell us to wait 3 years before stopping to write Hull to
Not mix up the mailman. But now, the Liberals they pass a law that make it
Ok for Gatineau to be Hull again, but I don't know if we have to wait 3
Years to be able to write Hull, or when the 3 years are passed, if we have
To write Gatineau for 3 years, and after we write Hull. Unless, of course,
The PQ come back in power and we remerge with Gatineau, then we'll have to
Write Gatineau for 3 years.

I leave now; I have hurt in my head...

It's so simple Tabarnak: My town is Hull, my country is Quebec. But if you prefer, my town is Gatineau and my country  is Canada.

OK, I think I understand!

It's about time. Anyway, it was fun talking to you, if you come around where I live; maybe you come and see me...

OK, but where? Hull in Quebec or Gatineau in Canada?

You're a pain in the ass. Forget the whole thing

Children song weird

MzHercules wrote:

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the simple truth

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LMAO!!!

FIGURES YOU WOULD POST A PIC LIKE THIS ... LMAO!!!

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to am****te both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.