El perro que habla: I love you. En un programa de televisión norteamericano, se presentó una señorita con su mascota, la cual según ella, hablaba. ¿Qué es lo que decía? I love you.

http://www.baluart.net/videos/el-perro-que-habla-i-love-you

luna chiquitita wrote:

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A Winter Poem....



" WINTER "

a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

" S H IT !! It's Cold ! "

The End

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 11:39, 2007-02-02

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A Winter Poem....



" WINTER "

a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

" S H IT !! It's Cold ! "

The End

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 11:39, 2007-02-02

Animation vs. Animator II

Soccer Players vs. Flying Billboards... WHO YA GOT!?!?
http://www.ejb.com/video/15831/Soccer_players_vs_billboards.html

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology
By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007
 
TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

Source, and HollywoodLunatic

luna chiquitita wrote:

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At a concert in Ireland Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone..."Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence..."Fookin stop doing it then!"

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LOL............................but D.A.R.T

 Gymnastics stunt gone horribly/hilariously wrong

http://www.dailyslacker.com/content.php/iid/1949

luna chiquitita wrote:

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angelita wrote:

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@ Luna and JC - Listen you crazy two, when i pasted the picture i was able to see it, but once i hit submit for some crazy reason it didn't go through.

I hate these new features!!! 

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could it be 'cause she's crazy? SUUUUURE there was a picture there when she hit submit.  It's ok.  Jaime finds the little red x in a white box amusing too.  You're not alone.

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I think anything with an X, preferably XXX, amuses Jaime!!! 

@ Luna and JC - Listen you crazy two, when i pasted the picture i was able to see it, but once i hit submit for some crazy reason it didn't go through.

I hate these new features!!! 

McOSIRIS wrote:

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I'm still amazed by the women sitting by my side on lunch...she was pure walking poetry...

right MJ???

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YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS, she was striking but she knew it and her cockiness was annoying although you enjoyed it thoroughly!!! 

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eh he he he he he he he i don't get it .... must be cause I can't see it

 

Note to self Wear trunks this year when going the beach.

luna chiquitita wrote:

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è"Good Ol' Ole"

A Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients."

"Yes, sir..." answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole, how was your day?"

Ole tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.

"Bravo ya Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir." says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table spread her legs and shouts: "HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!"

"And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye drops in her eyes."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9LRz4IVXJ4

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Hahaha this is so funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9LRz4IVXJ4

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angelita wrote:

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confundida wrote:

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OH UR ON HIS SIDE TOO!!! DAM INDIOS ALL STIK TOGETHER I TELL U!!!

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  LOL Sorry girl, but he's been funny lately!! You got ot admit, he got you a few times!! LOL

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NO HE DIDNT!! WHERE.... LO UNICO DAT HE IS GOING TO GET IS UNA PLUMA EN EL...........

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  You two make me laugh!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

confundida wrote:

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OH UR ON HIS SIDE TOO!!! DAM INDIOS ALL STIK TOGETHER I TELL U!!!

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  LOL Sorry girl, but he's been funny lately!! You got ot admit, he got you a few times!! LOL

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DON CHELO wrote:

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confundida wrote:

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LIAR U JSUT LIKE THAT PIC!!!!

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MIRA NO TE HAGAS LA VIVA TODAY CUZ IM TIRED TE VOY A MANDAR DE VUELTA A SUR-EUROPA(ARGENTINA) CON TANNING LOTION!!!  

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OH UR ON HIS SIDE TOO!!! DAM INDIOS ALL STIK TOGETHER I TELL U!!!

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DON CHELO wrote:

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

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Can you please refrain from posting these pics near lunch time

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I WZ TRYING TO HELP MIMI ON HIS RESOLUTION TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!! 

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LIAR U JSUT LIKE THAT PIC!!!!

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MIRA NO TE HAGAS LA VIVA TODAY CUZ IM TIRED TE VOY A MANDAR DE VUELTA A SUR-EUROPA(ARGENTINA) CON TANNING LOTION!!!  

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O.K.A PERO DERECHO A MARDEL....Y AVISALE A SHEI KE ME ESPERE!!!