For some reason I couldn't stop laughing at this one:
I'm Just the Sous-Chef
NYU student: What's on that pizza? Dining hall employee: Meat. NYU student: What? Dining hall employee: And tomato. NYU student: Chicken? Dining hall employee: No, tomato. Tomato! NYU student: Yeah, but what's the meat? Dining hall employee: Meat. NYU student: What kind of meat? Dining hall employee: Meat. I don't know. Meatloaf.
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P.S. I've been reading this website for the past hour and a half.....
Homeless man with fake gold teeth: Can you lovely people please spare some change, a sandwich, or some water? Woman: Oh my god... It's Flavor Flav! Homeless man: If that's going to help me get a sandwich, then yeah, I am Flaaavor Flaaav.
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You guys say metidos? Really? That is seriously funny, hahahaha (added laughter to illustrate my point). What if you have something stuck in you? What do you say then? I'm so glad I say entrometido.
P.S. Oh yeah, in case you didn't guess already, this is me; you know, ME! Pretty, entrometida, me. I mean pretty entrometida... como siempre metiéndome en donde ya nadie me llama. :cyr:
Anyway, my inside source is failing me. He didn't mention anything about Sam Roberts!
Your spanish is getting pretty good, dude
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You guys say metidos? Really? That is seriously funny, hahahaha (added laughter to illustrate my point). What if you have something stuck in you? What do you say then? I'm so glad I say entrometido.
P.S. Oh yeah, in case you didn't guess already, this is me; you know, ME! Pretty, entrometida, me. I mean pretty entrometida... como siempre metiéndome en donde ya nadie me llama. :cyr:
Anyway, my inside source is failing me. He didn't mention anything about Sam Roberts!
Bimbo tourist #1: Anyway, so when he pulled it out of me it made this farting noise, and I know it wasn't a fart because it didn't smell, and... It was just really embarrassing. Bimbo tourist #2: Quip. Bimbo tourist #1: What? Bimbo tourist #2: A quip. The farting noise, it's called a 'quip.' Bimbo tourist #1: Oh, they have a name for it? Wow. Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, totally. It happens to a lot of people. Stranger: Um, that's not right. Bimbo tourist #2: Excuse me, sir? Stranger: No, it's 'queef.' Bimbo tourist #2: Wait, what? Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's saying his name is 'Queef' or something. Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, sorry. Excuse me, Queef? Stranger: No... Oh, lord. The sound, it's 'queef.' Bimbo tourist #2: Who's a 'queef?' What's going on? Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's one of those crazy subway guys you hear about. I think he's telling us he's gay. Stranger: I can hear you, and I'm not... What? That's 'queer,' you ingrate! Bimbo tourist #1: Here's some money for you, sir. Buy your boyfriend a nice grocery cart or something. Stranger: What?! Does it look like I'm homeless to you? I'm wearing ****ing YSL over here... I ain't queer and I ain't homeless. You ignorant, you skinny, Paris Hilton-wannabe whores. All I was saying to you was that when your sleazy-ass friend over here pulled her boyfriend's dick out of her STD-ridden pussy, the word... Bimbo tourist #1: I'm not following... Is he speaking Cockney or something? Bimbo tourist #2: I don't know. Are you allowed to mace crazy hobos? Stranger: ...I'm not ****ing crazy! Bimbo tourist #2: Of course you aren't, sir. Passenger: Oh, shut your mouth, both of ya, or I'm gonna whoop both your scrawny asses, you hear? Stranger: Thank you. All I was saying was... Old lady: Ah, hell no! Can't you see this conversation has gone past anyone in this damn subway's comprehension? Know when to drop it, brother. Know when to drop it. Bimbo tourist #2: [Mouthing] Oh my god. Bimbo tourist #1: I know. That was intense. Stranger, muttering to himself: ... Last time I ever take a subway... Unbelievable **** I put up with... ****ing Civics... Unreliable ****s...
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Kid, as blind woman passes by: You know why you should never jump a blind person? Friend: Why? Kid: One, they could fight back like Daredevil. Two, it's just cruel. And three, you can't hit 'em in the face 'cause they're used to it. All fallin' down the stairs all the time...
Dogo wrote: Does ANYBODY read Guada's posts?! GEEZ!!
uh yeah, can't you see it's up in the 40's of people that viewed it?
Oh alright, you're my hero. Spamming and everything. :bighugfortheblankstare: !
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As Long as We Maintain a Sense of Smug Superiority, We'll Make It
Blonde #1: You know her parents are letting her study abroad next semester? Blonde #2: Really? Where? Blonde #1: Ummm, this place that's near, like... Russia. Like, in China? Blonde #2: Japan? Blonde #1: No. Well, yeah, Japan's in China, but that's not the one she's going to. Blonde #2: India! Blonde #1: No, but oh my god I totally just remembered! It's New Zealand! Blonde #2: New Zealand's not in Russia, it's in Australia, stupid. Brunette passerby: I fear for this planet.
Does this make you laugh or cry.....
Thanks god canadians are not AS dumb.....
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As Long as We Maintain a Sense of Smug Superiority, We'll Make It
Blonde #1: You know her parents are letting her study abroad next semester? Blonde #2: Really? Where? Blonde #1: Ummm, this place that's near, like... Russia. Like, in China? Blonde #2: Japan? Blonde #1: No. Well, yeah, Japan's in China, but that's not the one she's going to. Blonde #2: India! Blonde #1: No, but oh my god I totally just remembered! It's New Zealand! Blonde #2: New Zealand's not in Russia, it's in Australia, stupid. Brunette passerby: I fear for this planet.
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The opinions expressed by this poster can be offensive and are mainly directed at Dogo. Delta gamma b i t c h-orama. Copyright 2008 All rights reserved.