Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Number 8
Men have two emotions: hungry & horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky… not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.
Number 1
We know exactly where one cow with MAD-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
