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confundida


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PLS SLOW DOWN UR POKING THE BABY IN DA FOREHEAD!!!!

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"Hurry, because I only got 10 minutes left on my Viagra pill"


 










buttkick



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"Hurry, because my Pimp is picking me up in 10 minutes"


 




 



or hurry my wife or husband is almost here



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Jaime Cruz wrote:


"Hurry, because I only got 10 minutes left on my Viagra pill"


 







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"Hurry, because my Pimp is picking me up in 10 minutes"


 



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is it time to go home yet


sh it the cops are here



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* Luke.... I AM YOUR FATHER...


 




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* OMG!!!!! we both have the same thing "down there"!!!!!!


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"You are just as good as my brother"
 


 



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"I'll tell you if I like it once I get through all this hair"

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- get the batcave ready for the batmobile.

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"Sorry if it seems like I am not enjoying this, but it takes about a year to feel much after a sex change"

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“Honey why don’t you just play with your Wii and I just watch”


“I don’t really like your Wii – My ex’s was much bigger”


“Your Wii looks dead, I am gonna play with my own toy now”



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Marky Mark wrote:

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* up up down down left right left right in out in out.....are u done yet???



She's asking that because you forgot the important A-B A-B Start.





*retro joke*



- I was having a better time playing with my Nintendo.

bro u r sooooo retro

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OHH! it's ON!! gloves off, dude!!







That would be a strange thing to say during sex. But coming from you, it doesn't surprise me.








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OHH! it's ON!! gloves off, dude!!





That would be a strange thing to say during sex. But coming from you, it doesn't surprise me.





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"You just started highschool?"

"Does anyone read my posts?"

* who r u???

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DO YOU HAVE ANY SKITTLES???

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"You just started highschool?"

"Does anyone read my posts?"




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HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS BEFORE??


YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME... IS THAT IT???


STOP MOANING, YOU SOUND SO STUPID!!


GET OFF ME, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!


I'M THIRSTY!!


HURRY UP THE MOTOR'S RUNNING!!!


 



-- Edited by GITANA at 19:50, 2006-11-11

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confundida wrote:


WAIT, I NEED TO GET THE PHONE


DO ME A FAVOR MOVE A LITTLE I CANT SEE THE TV


OMG IS THAT U IN THAT PICTURE??





LMAO!!!!


 



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Dogo wrote:


Jaime Cruz wrote:


Dogo wrote:


Jaime Cruz wrote:


*I have to poop


*This is your first time....right?


*You're almost as good as my ex


*I'm sobering up and your getting ugly


*What's your name again?


 






This has happened to me... not DURING sex, but AFTER (I kid you not)




 




OHH! it's ON!! gloves off, dude!!


Chu messin wit da wrong dog, dawg!



 

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Jaime Cruz wrote:


Dogo wrote:


Jaime Cruz wrote:


*I have to poop


*This is your first time....right?


*You're almost as good as my ex


*I'm sobering up and your getting ugly


*What's your name again?


 






This has happened to me... not DURING sex, but AFTER (I kid you not)




 



OHH! it's ON!! gloves off, dude!!


Chu messin wit da wrong dog, dawg!



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This has happened to me... not DURING sex, but AFTER (I kid you not)







MC-O!!!!! How could you forget his name?!!!!

ok, in all seriousness, I hope you didn't say "Dogo".



I meant: I didn't remember the GIRLS name! ASS!!


(I think it happened more than once. I dunno, I forget)



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This has happened to me... not DURING sex, but AFTER (I kid you not)






MC-O!!!!! How could you forget his name?!!!!

ok, in all seriousness, I hope you didn't say "Dogo".

 

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This has happened to me... not DURING sex, but AFTER (I kid you not)




MC-O!!!!! How could you forget his name?!!!!

ok, in all seriousness, I hope you didn't say "Dogo".

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Dogo wrote:


Jaime Cruz wrote:


*I have to poop


*This is your first time....right?


*You're almost as good as my ex


*I'm sobering up and your getting ugly


*What's your name again?


 






This has happened to me... not DURING sex, but AFTER (I kid you not)



 

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X4v13r wrote:

* up up down down left right left right in out in out.....are u done yet???



She's asking that because you forgot the important A-B A-B Start.





*retro joke*

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Jaime Cruz wrote:


*I have to poop


*This is your first time....right?


*You're almost as good as my ex


*I'm sobering up and your getting ugly


*What's your name again?


 





This has happened to me... not DURING sex, but AFTER (I kid you not)



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Your sister and mom were better


How much do I have to pay for this


 



-- Edited by El Duro at 17:05, 2006-11-10

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Deal or Not deal ?

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 Viendo al bananito y diciendole enfrente de la mujer:  No me falles por favor, no me falles.

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LGigolo wrote:


A new phat girl to Danny: “I know they said on Foro that you have a tiny one; but I wouldn’t have imagined it to be smaller than your bellybutton!


 


 


 


 


@Danny:





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A new phat girl to Danny: “I know they said on Foro that you have a tiny one; but I wouldn’t have imagined it to be smaller than your bellybutton!


 


 


 


 


@Danny:



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* OOOOOOOOUCH!!!!!

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* are we done yet?
* how much did u say again?
* put that paper bag back on, please and thank u.


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*I'm about to cum!!!...Oh no!....Sorry but I didn't know I had to pee

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WAIT, I NEED TO GET THE PHONE


DO ME A FAVOR MOVE A LITTLE I CANT SEE THE TV


OMG IS THAT U IN THAT PICTURE??


 



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* I don't feel anything
* ask ur mother to join us
* that doesn't look right
* up up down down left right left right in out in out.....are u done yet???

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* ur as good as reggaeton ()


* could u pay for the room?


* muh mommy told me not to put that in muh mouth....



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just dont talk.. enjoy the momentum ...

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MY EX WAS REALLY HOT......

WHAT'S YOUR NAME???? SORRYYYYY



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1) after dinner and the movie...you better f... the sh..of me..and better be good


2)and your name again is...???


3)well...my ex used to give better blow jobs...


4)did you eat CORN today...!!!


5)I like your sister....




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* "Aren't these reusable condoms great?"



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  • Looks like you got a BAD boob job!

  • Hurry up because mom/dad/husband/wife is coming any minute now!

  • You done ALREADY!?   --- Aren’t you EVER gonna finish!?

  • Would it be cheaper to just get a hand job?


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* should I pay now or do u wanna put it on my tab?


* I feel like taking a nap


* you had beans for lunch right???


* Mom?? is that you????



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* That's not how my last one did it
* It smells funny
* Can you mimic my other lover's moan?
* I've had better


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* I need to puke...I'll be right back


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*I have to poop


*This is your first time....right?


*You're almost as good as my ex


*I'm sobering up and your getting ugly


*What's your name again?


 



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