Genie, some things never change...although you were cheaper before, now you are now at 17 dollars!! What, is santa made of money?
GENIE'S LAST YEARS LETTER TO MR. SANTA:
Santa Claus North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at confundida's Office party. It was ladybug who spiked the punch with too much Smirnoff. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Strawberries.
I thought it was funny when I put Gitana's T-Shirt on my head and danced the Conga on the Sofa while singing `Gasolina'. I didn't mean to break confundida's Cell Phone and don't know why confundida would accuse me of Singing.
I don't remember calling Lgigy's wife a small horse---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and pink lipstick!
And when I threw up on Claudia's husband's stomach, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my GMC Jimmy through my neighbor's Roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dark dog and have me arrested for hit and run!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dark and irritated. And I'm really not to blame for any of this large stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours, Genie (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 9 bucks!
-- Edited by Guadalupana at 08:03, 2006-10-18
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It really wasn't my fault what happened at confundida's Office party. It was ladybug who spiked the punch with too much sex on the beach. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like strawberries.
I thought it was funny when I put Gitana's Thong on my head and danced the Macarena on the Desk while singing `blame it on the rain'. I didn't mean to break confundida's Cell phone and don't know why confundida would accuse me of sexual abuse.
I don't remember calling Jamie Cruz's wife a irritating goose---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Lahtina's husband's Navel, it was only because I ate too much of that Pork.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Range Rover through my neighbor's Window. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dark Monkey and have me arrested for Assult!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hideous and coal. And I'm really not to blame for any of this truck stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and patiently yours, Genie (Really a nice girl!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Anusha's Office party. It was Daniela who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like roses.
I thought it was funny when I put Leeroy's skirt on my head and danced the salsa on the dinning table while singing `thong song'. I didn't mean to break Anusha's ipod and don't know why Anusha would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling Marcello's wife a tall pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Isabel's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that tacos.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my BMW through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a enourmous horse and have me arrested for robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all small and beautiful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this drowsy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and truthfully yours, Sweetness (Really a nice girl!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at La bamba's Office party. It was Godfather who spiked the punch with too much Limonada. I can't help it if I drank 1 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like P2+K2.
I thought it was funny when I put Lola's Calsetin on my head and danced the Waltz on the Lamp while singing `Dale mas gasolina'. I didn't mean to break La bamba's Vibrator and don't know why La bamba would accuse me of Not paying.
I don't remember calling Cantinflas's wife a Smelly cucaracha---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Lucy's husband's toe nail, it was only because I ate too much of that snails.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bicicleta through my neighbor's den. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a pretty caterpillar and have me arrested for sneezing!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all ugly and interesting. And I'm really not to blame for any of this annoying stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and loudly yours, Guada (Really a nice Girl!)
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It really wasn't my fault what happened at Daeveed's Office party. It was JC who spiked the punch with too much Mojito. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Garlic.
I thought it was funny when I put Luna's Bra on my head and danced the Perreo on the Mattress while singing `Atrevete-te-te'. I didn't mean to break Daeveed's Microwave and don't know why Daeveed would accuse me of shoplifting.
I don't remember calling MiMi's wife a Stupid Pig---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Lahtina's husband's buttocks, it was only because I ate too much of that Chicken.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my porsche through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Fantabulous koala and have me arrested for embezzlement!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Nasty and big. And I'm really not to blame for any of this round stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and handsomely yours, Ruperta (Really a nice girl!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chale's Office party. It was Angelita who spiked the punch with too much red wine. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like flowers.
I thought it was funny when I put Daveed's socks on my head and danced the cumbia on the coffee table while singing `La Macarena'. I didn't mean to break Chale's iPod and don't know why Chale would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling Jaime's wife a bright cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Buffy's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my volkswagen through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a big kitty and have me arrested for theft!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all small and dull. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hideous stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and slowly yours, Luna (Really a nice girl!)