Dear Santa,

It really wasn't my fault what happened at confundida's Office party. It was ladybug who spiked the punch with too much sex on the beach. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like strawberries.

I thought it was funny when I put Gitana's Thong on my head and danced the Macarena on the Desk while singing `blame it on the rain'. I didn't mean to break confundida's Cell phone and don't know why confundida would accuse me of sexual abuse.

I don't remember calling Jamie Cruz's wife a irritating goose---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Lahtina's husband's Navel, it was only because I ate too much of that Pork.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Range Rover through my neighbor's Window. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dark Monkey and have me arrested for Assult!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hideous and coal. And I'm really not to blame for any of this truck stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and patiently yours,
Genie (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 17 bucks!

Dear Santa,

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Anusha's Office party. It was Daniela who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like roses.

I thought it was funny when I put Leeroy's skirt on my head and danced the salsa on the dinning table while singing `thong song'. I didn't mean to break Anusha's ipod and don't know why Anusha would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling Marcello's wife a tall pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Isabel's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that tacos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my BMW through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a enourmous horse and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all small and beautiful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this drowsy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and truthfully yours,
Sweetness (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 10 bucks!

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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Daeveed's Office party. It was JC who spiked the punch with too much Mojito. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Garlic.

I thought it was funny when I put Luna's Bra on my head and danced the Perreo on the Mattress while singing `Atrevete-te-te'. I didn't mean to break Daeveed's Microwave and don't know why Daeveed would accuse me of shoplifting.

I don't remember calling MiMi's wife a Stupid Pig---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Lahtina's husband's buttocks, it was only because I ate too much of that Chicken.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my porsche through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Fantabulous koala and have me arrested for embezzlement!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Nasty and big. And I'm really not to blame for any of this round stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and handsomely yours,
Ruperta (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!