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excaliber wrote:


as many as you need or you desire ,but make sure you dont convert them to yearly contracts by mistake that may get boring and the penalty to get released from the contract might not be worth the ink you use ............................ 


Do you need a copy???




i used one many years ago ,now im just hoping the ink disappears ......LOL


just leave the date part open LMAO



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excaliber wrote:


as many as you need or you desire ,but make sure you dont convert them to yearly contracts by mistake that may get boring and the penalty to get released from the contract might not be worth the ink you use ............................ 


Do you need a copy???

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as many as you need or you desire ,but make sure you dont convert them to yearly contracts by mistake that may get boring and the penalty to get released from the contract might not be worth the ink you use ............................ 

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PLEASE MAKE YOUR OWN COPIES !!!!!!


 


 


THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
> >
> >This booty call agreement is entered into on the _____ day
> >of__________, 2005, by __________________, between
> >__________________ and __________________.
> >
> >THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
> >1. No sleeping over - unless it is VERY good and we need to repeat
> >it in the morning.
> >2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the
> >events of the evening.
> >3. No calls before 8 PM - we really don't have **** to talk about.
> >4. None of that "lovemaking" **** - only mind-blowing sex allowed.
> >5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Do you love me? The answer is no,
> >so don't ask.
> >6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the
> >"backup", unless you
>are from out-of-town
> >7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
> >8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
> >9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none
> >of your damn business.
> >10. No calling each other "friends with benefits" - we are not
> >friends, just **** friends.
> >11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
> >12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything
> >behind when you leave.
> >13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass
> >up and go home.
> >14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't
> >care.
> >
> >P.S. the "agreement" is strictly confidential....
> >
> >
>



-- Edited by excaliber at 00:29, 2006-10-02



Photocopier not working, and how many copies exactly am I allowed to give????

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good one

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PLEASE MAKE YOUR OWN COPIES !!!!!!


 


 


THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
> >
> >This booty call agreement is entered into on the _____ day
> >of__________, 2005, by __________________, between
> >__________________ and __________________.
> >
> >THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
> >1. No sleeping over - unless it is VERY good and we need to repeat
> >it in the morning.
> >2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the
> >events of the evening.
> >3. No calls before 8 PM - we really don't have **** to talk about.
> >4. None of that "lovemaking" **** - only mind-blowing sex allowed.
> >5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Do you love me? The answer is no,
> >so don't ask.
> >6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the
> >"backup", unless you
>are from out-of-town
> >7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
> >8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
> >9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none
> >of your damn business.
> >10. No calling each other "friends with benefits" - we are not
> >friends, just **** friends.
> >11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
> >12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything
> >behind when you leave.
> >13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass
> >up and go home.
> >14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't
> >care.
> >
> >P.S. the "agreement" is strictly confidential....
> >
> >
>



-- Edited by excaliber at 00:29, 2006-10-02

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