Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health >>>Canada's >>> suggestion the following warning labels be placed >>>immediately on >>> all varieties of alcohol containers: >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering >>> what the hell happened to your bra and panties. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are >>> whispering when you are not. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your >>>dancing like a >>> retard. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may cause you >>> to tell your friends over and over again you love them. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can >>>sing >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may make you thin you can >>>logically >>> converse with members of the opposite sex without >>>spitting. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion you >>>are tougher, >>> smarter, faster and better looking than most people. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think >>> people are laughing WITH you. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor >>> in getting your ass kicked. >>> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >>> >>> W A R N I N G: >>> The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye >>>reel gud..