this may be a dart. i dunno. i found it funny.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.


2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.


4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.


5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.


6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.


7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.


8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.


9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.


10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.


11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.


12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.


2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERTLY CAUCASIAN.


3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.


4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.


5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.


6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.


7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.


8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.


9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.


10. He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR

Marky Mark wrote:

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Purple yam dear, purple yam.

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Wait a min.... YOURE PILIPINO?!?!??!!

Phantasma wrote:

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whatever B... atleast people talk to me in spanish when I go places

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Thats cuz you knew the dude.... bet you the first time he met you he asked you what the best way to make Banana Fritters and Sweet Potatoe Pudding was.

Phantasma wrote:

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Marky Mark wrote:

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I saw Phanta's joke a mile away..

Too bad the little boy didn't.





The wiener: Chale!!!!

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Haterz!

u just stickin together cause ur both pilipinos....... leeeeeeeeeeeegz!!!

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Dude, you're filet-peño too!!!

Marky Mark wrote:

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I saw Phanta's joke a mile away..

Too bad the little boy didn't.





The wiener: Chale!!!!

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Haterz!

u just stickin together cause ur both pilipinos....... leeeeeeeeeeeegz!!!

Chale Tanga wrote:

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@ Phanta:


You call that a joke?
Pfffffffft! Amature!

THIS is a joke:

A young blind kid is being tucked into bed by his mother and his mom says "pray really hard tonight and tomorrow your wish might come true.  So he prays really hard and wakes up the next morning screaming "mommy mommy!!! My wish didnt come true, Im still blind!" And the mom goes.. "i know hunny, April Fools!"


Hehehehehehe

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oooh so evil..... lol

@ Phanta:


You call that a joke?
Pfffffffft! Amature!

THIS is a joke:

A young blind kid is being tucked into bed by his mother and his mom says "pray really hard tonight and tomorrow your wish might come true.  So he prays really hard and wakes up the next morning screaming "mommy mommy!!! My wish didnt come true, Im still blind!" And the mom goes.. "i know hunny, April Fools!"


Hehehehehehe

Chale Tanga wrote:

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Phantasma wrote:

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2 wrongs still dont make a right..... 3 lefts do tho

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And you mocked my "pee" joke.... for shamey on you

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that wasnt a joke, I was just pointin out an interesting fact"

this is a joke:

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”

Chale Tanga wrote:

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@ JC:   Nice to know someone gets my humour


@ Phanta: JC got my joke

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2 wrongs still dont make a right..... 3 lefts do tho

Chale Tanga wrote:

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well she IS part of the black eyed PEE's

















(Whatever! thats the best I could come up with :P)

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luna chiquitita wrote:

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her londie londie is going down.. can only mean her undie undie is going down... (well, atleast it rythmes)

or it could mean that her pee is going down... we all know she has a "control" issue when it comes to her pee... poor girl

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well she IS part of the black eyed PEE's














(Whatever! thats the best I could come up with :P)

SO ANY MORE THEORIES ABOUT THIS??

 

I LOST SLEEP OVER THIS....NOT FUNNY!!!

Who knows..........but the London bridge is not going down, and hers....who knows !