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*~Live as though heaven is on earth. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Dance as though no one is watching you. Sing as though no one can hear you~*
excaliber wrote: >>>1 ... WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? >>>> > > >>>(because they are plugged into a genius) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? >>>> > > >>>(they don't have enough time) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO >>>> > FERTILIZE ONE EGG? >>>> > > >>>(they don't stop to ask directions) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR >>>> > BACKS? >>>> > > >>>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole >>>> > and they vapor lock) >>>> > > >>>(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) - YUP, I AM. LOL >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? >>>> > > >>>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails >>>> > parties) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? >>>> > > >>>(you need a rough draft before you make a final >>>> > copy) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET >>>> > SEAT DOWN? >>>> > > >>>(don't know.....it never happened) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>And my personal favorite: >>>> > > >>>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? >>>> > > >>>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your >>>> > face >>>> > > >>>and laughter in your heart ...... >>>> > > >>>Then you are just an old sour fart. >>>> > > >>>
This was hilarious. LMAO
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>>>1 ... WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? >>>> > > >>>(because they are plugged into a genius) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? >>>> > > >>>(they don't have enough time) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO >>>> > FERTILIZE ONE EGG? >>>> > > >>>(they don't stop to ask directions) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR >>>> > BACKS? >>>> > > >>>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole >>>> > and they vapor lock) >>>> > > >>>(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? >>>> > > >>>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails >>>> > parties) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? >>>> > > >>>(you need a rough draft before you make a final >>>> > copy) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET >>>> > SEAT DOWN? >>>> > > >>>(don't know.....it never happened) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>And my personal favorite: >>>> > > >>>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? >>>> > > >>>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) >>>> > > >>> >>>> > > >>>Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your >>>> > face >>>> > > >>>and laughter in your heart ...... >>>> > > >>>Then you are just an old sour fart. >>>> > > >>>
