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Is it the story where Chale was with a guy doing it on a boat? And then in the car? And then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Baby, I love you." And she's like, "Where are we?" Is that the story?


Or maybe I've seen that in a movie...




Thats my autobiography.   You missed the midget part and the 'in a tree' part though.




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Hey everybody, guess what I heard about Chale!!!



Is it the story where Chale was with a guy doing it on a boat? And then in the car? And then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Baby, I love you." And she's like, "Where are we?" Is that the story?


Or maybe I've seen that in a movie...



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Hey everybody, guess what I heard about Chale!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Hey everybody, guess what I heard about Chale!!!

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you must be stoned to think that ish was good...



It was good though... had that Gwen Steffani type vibe going. I was rocking out when I heard it...  And then I realized it was Parisite Hilton.... and then I almost died with embarasement.


please dont tell anyone





dont worry... ur secret is safe with me! we wouldnt want your embarrasingly bad musical judgment to end up posted on the internet somehow for a whole community of people to see

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Phantasma wrote:



 


you must be stoned to think that ish was good...



It was good though... had that Gwen Steffani type vibe going. I was rocking out when I heard it...  And then I realized it was Parisite Hilton.... and then I almost died with embarasement.


please dont tell anyone

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Chale Tanga wrote:

Am I the only one that thought her "stars are blind" song... was...... kinda sorta.... good








Dont stone me!!!!





you must be stoned to think that ish was good...

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Am I the only one that thought her "stars are blind" song... was...... kinda sorta.... good








Dont stone me!!!!



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confundida wrote:



WAT U TALKING ABOUT


 


THERE EVEN A REGGEATON VERSION WITH WISIN AND YANDEL......


 


HER CAREER AINT GOING ANYWHERE, REGARDLESS OF HOW MANY SHE SOLD....





 


 


4 real damn no estan en nada then those 2.



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WAT U TALKING ABOUT


 


THERE EVEN A REGGEATON VERSION WITH WISIN AND YANDEL......


 


HER CAREER AINT GOING ANYWHERE, REGARDLESS OF HOW MANY SHE SOLD....



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Paris Hilton's career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you'll-miss-it relationships. In its first week out of the gate, Hilton's first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.

And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.

Full story here http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-really-is-crap-its-official-001607


 


75,000 copies!!!! As low as that number is I can't believe people actually purchased the cd.





 


 


I agree with u bro I can't believe it either, n I bet u most of them were kids, so why are not the perents aware what their kids are buying or they don't care is sad ir really is....




Ya if my kid ever came home with a Paris Hilton cd he/she would get a hurt real bad :whip: :baseball:




 


 


Well if my kid is a boy n he comes with her porn video then is another story LoL



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Paris Hilton's career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you'll-miss-it relationships. In its first week out of the gate, Hilton's first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.

And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.

Full story here http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-really-is-crap-its-official-001607


 


75,000 copies!!!! As low as that number is I can't believe people actually purchased the cd.





 


 


I agree with u bro I can't believe it either, n I bet u most of them were kids, so why are not the perents aware what their kids are buying or they don't care is sad ir really is....




Ya if my kid ever came home with a Paris Hilton cd he/she would get a hurt real bad :whip: :baseball:

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Paris Hilton's career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you'll-miss-it relationships. In its first week out of the gate, Hilton's first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.

And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.

Full story here http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-really-is-crap-its-official-001607


 


75,000 copies!!!! As low as that number is I can't believe people actually purchased the cd.





 


 


I agree with u bro I can't believe it either, n I bet u most of them were kids, so why are not the perents aware what their kids are buying or they don't care is sad ir really is....



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She Should Of Offered A Bonus Movie Or Something . . .


 



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I think that people are more use to "download" her material than buying it...


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Her life is a big mess either way.  She has no idea what to do with dad's cash.  She's just as bored with her life so she came up with this song.  Her life is a flop.  Rich kids

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luna chiquitita wrote:



75,000 copies!!!! As low as that number is I can't believe people actually purchased the cd.


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Those 75,000 consist of her 5 relatives and 74,995 closest ex-boyfriends.





Ya she's a big enough skank to have than many ex boyfriends


Check out what one of her ex's said about her.


Elijah Blue Allman, the son of Cher and Gregg Allman, said on the Howard Stern show last week that he was so concerned that he may have caught an STD after having sex with Paris Hilton that he scrubbed his penis with Tilex.  MSNBC says:


Hilton is “not happy” about Allman’s comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a “sweet girl.”   Alman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton’s reality show co-star and former best friend, Nicole Richie.


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75,000 copies!!!! As low as that number is I can't believe people actually purchased the cd.


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Those 75,000 consist of her 5 relatives and 74,995 closest ex-boyfriends.



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Paris Hilton's career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you'll-miss-it relationships. In its first week out of the gate, Hilton's first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.

And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.

Full story here http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-really-is-crap-its-official-001607


 


75,000 copies!!!! As low as that number is I can't believe people actually purchased the cd.



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