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LGigolo wrote:

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my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier





 




That was MY porn... my parents trahsed it....



Can I have it back, please!!??









sorry bro but is all gone, but let me help u move to the now www.booble.com U'll find anything u need there.

ur very welcome

X@vier




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It's ok, though... I am not looking for porn... I hear it makes you go blind? or was it masturbating makes one go blind? :confundido:





i thought it makes u grow hair on ur hands or something like that

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X4v13r wrote:



LGigolo wrote:




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my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier





 




That was MY porn... my parents trahsed it....



Can I have it back, please!!??









sorry bro but is all gone, but let me help u move to the now www.booble.com U'll find anything u need there.

ur very welcome

X@vier




only one thing I found there was an ERROR:










Sparklit - The file you have requested can not be found.











Error Description: There may have been a error in the html code used to access our system. Or you may have followed an outdated link.

Please try one of the following:


  • Use the menu on the left to navigate Sparklit.
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It's ok, though... I am not looking for porn... I hear it makes you go blind? or was it masturbating makes one go blind? :confundido:



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X4v13r wrote:



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my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier






That was MY porn... my parents trahsed it....



Can I have it back, please!!??









sorry bro but is all gone, but let me help u move to the now www.booble.com U'll find anything u need there.

ur very welcome

X@vier



 

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LGigolo wrote:

X4v13r wrote:


my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier



That was MY porn... my parents trahsed it....


Can I have it back, please!!??







sorry bro but is all gone, but let me help u move to the now www.booble.com U'll find anything u need there.

ur very welcome

X@vier


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my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier



That was MY porn... my parents trahsed it....


Can I have it back, please!!??



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If I'm not mistaken Seymour Butts is not the Girls Gone Wild videos (who by the way is rich beyond anyone's imagination!) But the Seymour guy is a producer/director/actor of porn flicks. Family Business the show is called. And I know because it's work-related, you pervs! And no, I'm not in the porn industry... double



Work-related and it's pr0n...any job openings? 




For Pron, no. For porn, not that I know of. For what I used to do, I don't think they're hiring right now.



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If I'm not mistaken Seymour Butts is not the Girls Gone Wild videos (who by the way is rich beyond anyone's imagination!) But the Seymour guy is a producer/director/actor of porn flicks. Family Business the show is called. And I know because it's work-related, you pervs! And no, I'm not in the porn industry... double


Work-related and it's pr0n...any job openings? 

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Did u know that there is actually a porn star named "Seymour Butts".  I saw a documentary on him recently.  It was hilarious



            @colo - yeah Seymour Butts is not only a porno star but has one of the biggest production companies! you can catch his show on bravo as he tries to find a girlfriend and a "mom" for his son. Really interesting guy!


 




oh that guy! he's the one that does the 'girls gone wild' videos. Yeah i remember seeing something about it errrrr on the discovery channel...



If I'm not mistaken Seymour Butts is not the Girls Gone Wild videos (who by the way is rich beyond anyone's imagination!) But the Seymour guy is a producer/director/actor of porn flicks. Family Business the show is called. And I know because it's work-related, you pervs! And no, I'm not in the porn industry... double

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Probably like 13, my cousins had magazines and stuff.  I was never one to watch them, didnt see the big deal, they make me laugh.  Did u know that there is actually a porn star named "Seymour Butts".  I saw a documentary on him recently.  It was hilarious



            I was 11 found out about it by my 10yr old brother! not interested i ran and told mom that he was watching naked ppl doing stuff! LOL LOL


            @colo - yeah Seymour Butts is not only a porno star but has one of the biggest production companies! you can catch his show on bravo as he tries to find a girlfriend and a "mom" for his son. Really interesting guy!


 




That`s the show that I saw.  Thanks for refreshing my memory. 

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Probably like 13, my cousins had magazines and stuff.  I was never one to watch them, didnt see the big deal, they make me laugh.  Did u know that there is actually a porn star named "Seymour Butts".  I saw a documentary on him recently.  It was hilarious



            I was 11 found out about it by my 10yr old brother! not interested i ran and told mom that he was watching naked ppl doing stuff! LOL LOL


            @colo - yeah Seymour Butts is not only a porno star but has one of the biggest production companies! you can catch his show on bravo as he tries to find a girlfriend and a "mom" for his son. Really interesting guy!


 





oh that guy! he's the one that does the 'girls gone wild' videos. Yeah i remember seeing something about it errrrr on the discovery channel...

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Probably like 13, my cousins had magazines and stuff.  I was never one to watch them, didnt see the big deal, they make me laugh.  Did u know that there is actually a porn star named "Seymour Butts".  I saw a documentary on him recently.  It was hilarious



            I was 11 found out about it by my 10yr old brother! not interested i ran and told mom that he was watching naked ppl doing stuff! LOL LOL


            @colo - yeah Seymour Butts is not only a porno star but has one of the biggest production companies! you can catch his show on bravo as he tries to find a girlfriend and a "mom" for his son. Really interesting guy!


 



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Ok, I was introduced to porn when I was 10 years old, it was by a babysitter.  She was taking care of my sister and I, this was back in Mexico.  Anyway, my mom would go to work on she would drop us off at the babysitter.  She will lock my sister and I in a room and she will put porn, why don't ask she was sick I guess. Anyway my sister will close her eyes for the entire 45 minutes and I watched it was pretty scary back then.


Anyway I hate porn, maybe becasue I did not know anything about it and I was introduce to early, I don't know but I hate that S$iat.


My experrience,


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Ok so you've seen a couple of pornos in your lifetime...maybe a couple of million
But how did you first find out about porn? How old were you and what was it a video or magazine? Did you go through your pop's stash by accident?


I was 7 when I first watched a porn video. My best friend at that time found his dad's video collection and popped one in the VCR.
I just can't forget laughing at how hairy the women were





Probably like 13, my cousins had magazines and stuff.  I was never one to watch them, didnt see the big deal, they make me laugh.  Did u know that there is actually a porn star named "Seymour Butts".  I saw a documentary on him recently.  It was hilarious





RIIGGGGHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a documentary that you saw





I was waiting for that   It was a documentary for real, on Sex TV.

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Colombiana4Life wrote:



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Ok so you've seen a couple of pornos in your lifetime...maybe a couple of million
But how did you first find out about porn? How old were you and what was it a video or magazine? Did you go through your pop's stash by accident?


I was 7 when I first watched a porn video. My best friend at that time found his dad's video collection and popped one in the VCR.
I just can't forget laughing at how hairy the women were





Probably like 13, my cousins had magazines and stuff.  I was never one to watch them, didnt see the big deal, they make me laugh.  Did u know that there is actually a porn star named "Seymour Butts".  I saw a documentary on him recently.  It was hilarious




RIIGGGGHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a documentary that you saw




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Ok so you've seen a couple of pornos in your lifetime...maybe a couple of million
But how did you first find out about porn? How old were you and what was it a video or magazine? Did you go through your pop's stash by accident?


I was 7 when I first watched a porn video. My best friend at that time found his dad's video collection and popped one in the VCR.
I just can't forget laughing at how hairy the women were




Probably like 13, my cousins had magazines and stuff.  I was never one to watch them, didnt see the big deal, they make me laugh.  Did u know that there is actually a porn star named "Seymour Butts".  I saw a documentary on him recently.  It was hilarious

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When i saw that bird chase the bee, it all became clear to me. You better know how to fly bloody fast!



Is it even possible for a bird and a bee to mate?


Where did this fairytale about the bird and the bee's originate?





Pfft! if food can be absorved through los guequitos en los dientes, then of course!




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When i saw that bird chase the bee, it all became clear to me. You better know how to fly bloody fast!



Is it even possible for a bird and a bee to mate?


Where did this fairytale about the bird and the bee's originate?





Pfft! if food can be absorved through los guequitos en los dientes, then of course!

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When i saw that bird chase the bee, it all became clear to me. You better know how to fly bloody fast!



Is it even possible for a bird and a bee to mate?


Where did this fairytale about the bird and the bee's originate?



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When i saw that bird chase the bee, it all became clear to me. You better know how to fly bloody fast!

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Porn is good... but is better...

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my kids met Chale but only briefly.  She was introduced as the crazy dirty lady that must be avoided at all costs.... they got the picture, now I'm just trying to clean their brains of the horrific images...




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my kids met Chale but only briefly.  She was introduced as the crazy dirty lady that must be avoided at all costs.... they got the picture, now I'm just trying to clean their brains of the horrific images...



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I was so disgusted. 







I bet


Being Chale's friend doesn't help your credibilty, at ALL!





oooh maannnn....


 


stupid Chale





also make sure u keep ur kids away from Chale, I mean internet

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I was so disgusted. 







I bet


Being Chale's friend doesn't help your credibilty, at ALL!





oooh maannnn....


 


stupid Chale



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I've been exposed to porn since a little a child thanks to older cousins, friends, etc.... but I started to pay attention to it around the age of 12 or 13... when I realized that girls were not so lame after all...


At the beginning was kindda weird looking at naked women in magazines, then audio/visual "stimulation" came along and I was holy $hit this is awesome, you can actually see them move and moan!!!!!  


and then I found the Internet......... AAAAAAAAAAALELUYA!!!!!!!!!






@ Internet -



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7!!!   DEAR LAWD... my son is 7 and I dont even want to think about him finding porn, let alone seeing it at his age!!! DEAR LAWD!!!


um.. ok to answer your question... The earliest that I can actually remember was when I was 13.  I was so grossed out by it.  It was these two black men and this one white woman and stuff was flying all over the place.  I was so disgusted. 




Luna make sure you put a lock on the stash you keep



that's what satellite dish's and parental controls are for!!

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7!!!   DEAR LAWD... my son is 7 and I dont even want to think about him finding porn, let alone seeing it at his age!!! DEAR LAWD!!!


um.. ok to answer your question... The earliest that I can actually remember was when I was 13.  I was so grossed out by it.  It was these two black men and this one white woman and stuff was flying all over the place.  I was so disgusted. 






I bet


Being Chale's friend doesn't help your credibilty, at ALL!



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I've been exposed to porn since a little a child thanks to older cousins, friends, etc.... but I started to pay attention to it around the age of 12 or 13... when I realized that girls were not so lame after all...


At the beginning was kindda weird looking at naked women in magazines, then audio/visual "stimulation" came along and I was holy $hit this is awesome, you can actually see them move and moan!!!!!  


and then I found the Internet......... AAAAAAAAAAALELUYA!!!!!!!!!



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7!!!   DEAR LAWD... my son is 7 and I dont even want to think about him finding porn, let alone seeing it at his age!!! DEAR LAWD!!!


um.. ok to answer your question... The earliest that I can actually remember was when I was 13.  I was so grossed out by it.  It was these two black men and this one white woman and stuff was flying all over the place.  I was so disgusted. 




Luna make sure you put a lock on the stash you keep

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Not sure how old I was at the time probably 10 or so...my dad, brother and I would go to our uncle's place to watch the "pelea".  Actually there was a boxing fight however during commericals they would put pr0n.  So bro and I would peek in and out just to take a glance of it.   As we became wiser my cousin found his dad's pr0n collection in the closet.  The good ole days ...now there's cable/internet


 



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X4v13r wrote:



Jaime Cruz wrote:



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my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier



That's must have been like the equivilant of winning a millions bucks


 




fo sho........we where the coolest kids back then, kids would walk miles to take a look at our treasure all the other kids at school thought we where the luckiest kids on earth......ahhhh kids......i miss my porn X@vier





So it's true!!!!! The treasure did exist. I was skeptical and threw away my map




X@vier





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7!!!   DEAR LAWD... my son is 7 and I dont even want to think about him finding porn, let alone seeing it at his age!!! DEAR LAWD!!!


um.. ok to answer your question... The earliest that I can actually remember was when I was 13.  I was so grossed out by it.  It was these two black men and this one white woman and stuff was flying all over the place.  I was so disgusted. 



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Jaime Cruz wrote:

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Jaime Cruz wrote:



X4v13r wrote:


my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier



That's must have been like the equivilant of winning a millions bucks


 




fo sho........we where the coolest kids back then, kids would walk miles to take a look at our treasure all the other kids at school thought we where the luckiest kids on earth......ahhhh kids......i miss my porn X@vier





So it's true!!!!!

The treasure did exist.

I was skeptical and threw away my map







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X4v13r wrote:



Jaime Cruz wrote:



X4v13r wrote:


my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier



That's must have been like the equivilant of winning a millions bucks


 




fo sho........we where the coolest kids back then, kids would walk miles to take a look at our treasure all the other kids at school thought we where the luckiest kids on earth......ahhhh kids......i miss my porn X@vier





So it's true!!!!!

The treasure did exist.

I was skeptical and threw away my map



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my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier



That's must have been like the equivilant of winning a millions bucks


 





fo sho........we where the coolest kids back then, kids would walk miles to take a look at our treasure all the other kids at school thought we where the luckiest kids on earth......ahhhh kids......i miss my porn

X@vier


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my cousins and i hit the mother load of porn in a back alley, some1 had thrown away all their porn collection and we happen to find it...... X@vier



That's must have been like the equivilant of winning a millions bucks


 



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hmmmmmmmmm


do u believe if i say i'm an innocent gal???....


no uh???


well... i came across a porn thiny when someone in my family (no naming cuz that person something read this foro) asked me to get something from his/her room.... i was OMG!!!!!... and i haven't call my attetion....


really is better.... 



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Ok so you've seen a couple of pornos in your lifetime...maybe a couple of million
But how did you first find out about porn? How old were you and what was it a video or magazine? Did you go through your pop's stash by accident?


I was 7 when I first watched a porn video. My best friend at that time found his dad's video collection and popped one in the VCR.
I just can't forget laughing at how hairy the women were



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