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PRECIOSA wrote:


I CAN SEE IT NOW...CHINITA IN A TUTU DANCING HER SOUL AWAY...WHILE BIG FOOT BERTHA (CHINITA'S BRO) FROM A DISTANCE TRYING TO GIVE HER AN UPPER CUT...

CUTE KIDS I TELL YOU...




GGGRRRRR!!!! POOR HER!!! I CAN JUST PICTURE IT NOW!!!

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Gitana: Like they dont already.. you should put ur daughter in music lessons, maybe she gets a knack to become the next Alicia Keys.. as for ur son, you know he's gonna be a wrestler.... u should get him in sports ASAP



 


I THINK SHE'LL ENJOY DANCE FOR NOW... AS FOR MY LIL MAN.... WRESTLING SOUNDS GOOD! HE'S NOT EVEN 2 YET AND ALREADY HE PUTS HIS SISTER IN A HEAD LOCK!! IMAGINE WHEN HE'S 5



-- Edited by GITANA at 14:09, 2006-08-23




I CAN SEE IT NOW...CHINITA IN A TUTU DANCING HER SOUL AWAY...WHILE BIG FOOT BERTHA (CHINITA'S BRO) FROM A DISTANCE TRYING TO GIVE HER AN UPPER CUT...


CUTE KIDS I TELL YOU...



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gayer!!!!!!!

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Daeveed wrote:

what what??
I need to knoW!

How about those who don't dance?? What is it said about them?




if you must know, they say the opposite of those who can.
So, you think you can dance?

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MellowManC wrote:


Gitana: Like they dont already.. you should put ur daughter in music lessons, maybe she gets a knack to become the next Alicia Keys.. as for ur son, you know he's gonna be a wrestler.... u should get him in sports ASAP



 


I THINK SHE'LL ENJOY DANCE FOR NOW... AS FOR MY LIL MAN.... WRESTLING SOUNDS GOOD! HE'S NOT EVEN 2 YET AND ALREADY HE PUTS HIS SISTER IN A HEAD LOCK!! IMAGINE WHEN HE'S 5



-- Edited by GITANA at 14:09, 2006-08-23

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GITANA wrote:


I WANT TO TAKE UP SOME SALSA LESSONS.... AND I WANNA PUT MY LITTLE ONE IN SOME DANCE CLASSES AS WELL.... JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YET!! SHE AIN'T THE BALLET TYPE!



 


I need some of those too



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Gitana: Like they dont already.. you should put ur daughter in music lessons, maybe she gets a knack to become the next Alicia Keys.. as for ur son, you know he's gonna be a wrestler.... u should get him in sports ASAP


MJ: You drive better than you dance.... yes, im gonna hire u as my get away driver .. you got some heavy foot when u in the car. talves es la pecueca que hace tu pie tan pesado... eeeewwwww and me stay away from ur mom?? i got a dvd for YO MOMMA!!!!!

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The only dance instructor I need is a bottle of tequila n some beers LoL n ill dance what ever LoL



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@Gitana: Would your daughter like hip hop??? Why would you want salsa lessons??? I know I know. Put your daughter in martial arts!!!!



YES! I THINK I WILL PUT HER IN HIP HOP CLASSES!!


AS FOR ME, I THINK SALSA CLASSES OR KICK BOXING!!! I THINK I'LL HOLD OFF PUTTING MY DAUGHTER IN MARTIAL ARTS FOR NOW, I'LL WAIT A COUPLE OF YEARS, THAT WAY I CAN PUT BOTH HER AND HER BROTHER TOGETHER!! THAY CAN KICK EACHOTHERS A$$ES!!!  



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Damn quote feature!!!!

UGH!!!

@Gitana: Would your daughter like hip hop??? Why would you want salsa lessons??? I know I know. Put your daughter in martial arts!!!!

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I WANT TO TAKE UP SOME SALSA LESSONS.... AND I WANNA PUT MY LITTLE ONE IN SOME DANCE CLASSES AS WELL.... JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YET!! SHE AIN'T THE BALLET TYPE!

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What did I tell you?? I dance as good as I drive!!!

Remember........I'M YOUR GET AWAY DRIVER!!!!!!

AND STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM!!!!!!

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Forget the paso doble. You need to learn how to dance period. paso doble? who are you kidding....

btw, mj, im j/kng so pleez hook me up w yo HOT MOMMA!!!!!

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Cocotaso wrote:


el paso doble? ught? estoy confundido..no se cual es el pase doble



Think of a matador!!!  Or, in ZORRO!!!!  Yeah, when Banderas and CZJ are dancing..........that's it!!!!!!!


I'M SO EXCITED!!!! 



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el paso doble? ught? estoy confundido..no se cual es el pase doble

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what what??
I need to knoW!

How about those who don't dance?? What is it said about them?

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could you possibly post a bigger image? maybe something that takes just a wee bit longer to load?!!


HOLY!

Anyway, yes, dancing is good.
You know what they say about those who can dance...

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I am DYING to learn el PASO DOBLE!!!!! I think it's such a passionate and powerful dance!!! So PERFECT for me!!!!

I'm enrolling!!!

http://www.firstdance.ca/packages.shtml







-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 22:28, 2006-08-21

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