Don't know if this has been done before, so sorry if it has.
Well, it's $hit ... that's right, $hit!
$hit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s.
There is bull ****, horse ****, dog **** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, clean up ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up ****s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head...........
