Mastropiero wrote: Damn it!!, I try to use the diahrrea excuse but my boss didn't believe me!!,I'm such a weak actor, now I won't go to the beach and he thinks I'm full of it!! What a grrrrest day!!
start banging your head on the wall, cut yourself and take off ur clothes..... u can claim a nervious breakdown and that could keep you away from the office for a couple of days
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Mastropiero wrote: Damn it!!, I try to use the diahrrea excuse but my boss didn't believe me!!,I'm such a weak actor, now I won't go to the beach and he thinks I'm full of it!! What a grrrrest day!!
You're supposed to fart while telling him about the problem.
Mastropiero wrote: Damn it!!, I try to use the diahrrea excuse but my boss didn't believe me!!,I'm such a weak actor, now I won't go to the beach and he thinks I'm full of it!! What a grrrrest day!!
So you don't know how to lie to your boss I really feel sorry !
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Damn it!!, I try to use the diahrrea excuse but my boss didn't believe me!!,I'm such a weak actor, now I won't go to the beach and he thinks I'm full of it!! What a grrrrest day!!
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Mastropiero wrote: No way..dad, my weekend was too short and I definitely need some tan, If I decide not to go, I will feel guilty tomorrow
So if you eat in the cafeteria... how about the classic slip and fall? Will only work if you know how to fall without really hurting yourself. The key is to land flat - distributing your body weight evenly.
I was just picturing you doing that !
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Mastropiero wrote: No way..dad, my weekend was too short and I definitely need some tan, If I decide not to go, I will feel guilty tomorrow
So if you eat in the cafeteria... how about the classic slip and fall? Will only work if you know how to fall without really hurting yourself. The key is to land flat - distributing your body weight evenly.
I used diahrea, toothache, headache, back pain, stress before...I drive but I have lunch in the cafeteria...I have use so many that I'm not even sure what left....
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GENIE wrote: Mastropiero wrote: I was invited to the beach and I need to come up with a good excuse to leave work, I have used so many dentist and medical appts, personal leavings, and emergencies that I can't use them anymore. What else do u guys use?.. any suggestion before noon are welcome do u drive???
go out for lunch then call and say that u have been in a car accident that they hit u not hard a minor fender but ur neck hurts and ur getting check out so may take a while
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go for lunch then come back and say u got food sickness ur stomach is just feeling bad and leave
Genie, you read my mind
The lunch think is always a good one, even if oftenly used. Just because if you eat something bad, it doesn't take more than 1/2 hour to affect you ! So go for lunch asap
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I was invited to the beach and I need to come up with a good excuse to leave work, I have used so many dentist and medical appts, personal leavings, and emergencies that I can't use them anymore. What else do u guys use?.. any suggestion before noon are welcome
do u drive???
go out for lunch then call and say that u have been in a car accident that they hit u not hard a minor fender but ur neck hurts and ur getting check out so may take a while
or
go for lunch then come back and say u got food sickness ur stomach is just feeling bad and leave
I was invited to the beach and I need to come up with a good excuse to leave work, I have used so many dentist and medical appts, personal leavings, and emergencies that I can't use them anymore. What else do u guys use?.. any suggestion before noon are welcome
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
I was just picturing you doing that !
just insult a peruvian and he'll wake up 
