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Something wrong or are you in a roll 
Sorry can't help you, I didn't know that men might not be interested by sex or morning sex in this matter
I HAVE COME TO ENCOUNTER THIS AND TO BE HONEST I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT..... SO IM ASKING MY FORO MEN TO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS ONE...... 1) get in a sexy nurse out fit and feed him in bed..... 2) Get in a French Maid Out fit and get a clean fluffer and start to dust....you know what... DID U FORGET WHO U ARE TALKING TO????? okay okay then get some baby oil and get busy then !
2nd rule of thumb is that she must be awake 
shaved v trimmed v impenetrable jungle Date: 2005-11-21, 9:37PM PSTGuys....PLEASE. Take care of your bush. You have us ladies trained to do it so it's time to step up to the plate. You can all agree that you LOVE receiving oral sex, so why not take an extra moment to trim that huge bush and make it more likely that you will get it? Why the hell do you think us girls do it? Because we like razor burn? It's to keep you down there for as long as possible! And on a side note...why is it that the same guys who have the horrendous stinky nappy bush are the ones who are trying to push your face down into their ****? Coincidence? I THINK NOT. If your junk was nicely maintained it would be easier to find women willing to go visiting it. And one more thing, since I am already ranting. Girls aren't the only ones who get funky down there. Some of you guys are truly a disgrace. It smells like balls and piss and ****, all at the same time. Here are a few tips for the hygenically challenged among you: If you are expecting company "down below" please SHOWER if you have the chance. Yes, even if you took one that morning. Yes, even if it wasn't a hot sweaty day. SHOWER for ****'s sake. Don't make us embarrass you by suggesting a shower once playtime starts. No, we really don't like playing in the shower. Your nuts stink and we can't ****ing stand it, and we are too nice to just say so. We know you won't let us get away with not going down on your nasty dick, so into the shower we go. Wipe your ass after you ****, until there is no more **** left on the paper. It's not that hard, but ya know, there is a reason why we complain about your nasty skidmarks. BECAUSE THEY ARE ****ING NASTY! And as much as I love assplay, I don't love having to dig your disgusting klingons out from underneath my fingernails. Allow me to explain the urination procedure: Pee...tap/shake...TOILET PAPER. Yep, its not just for girls anymore! Wipe up after yourself...do a little "dab dab" to get that last drop or two out from its hiding place. When you leave wetness behind, it gets funky real quick. We don't tend to want to lick your penis when it smells like the pissy stairwell in the parking structure at 3rd Street Promenade. Viva la oral sex!!! 
I don't know about the toilet paper part??? I mean i know where you getting at but i shake so much that if my other " head " had brain it would be mentally retarded (no offence to anyone out there with that condition) i mean if was in a public restroom and saw i guy toilet papering his knob... i would 1. turn to an angle where all he can see is my back and 2. call him a queer ( again no offence to anyone w. that condition) i mean thats a little to much to dab dab 
Oh, that reminds me, here's a little something you might want to consider. 
I had the speakers on at work too 
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