JOKER_ESCO wrote: GOOD MANNERS During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one: "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. Michael answered; "Just a minute, I have to pee." The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you Peter, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Johnny, are you able to give us a proper response to the situation and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." The teacher fainted! This Thread Sucks . . .
GOOD MANNERS During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one: "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. Michael answered; "Just a minute, I have to pee." The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you Peter, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Johnny, are you able to give us a proper response to the situation and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." The teacher fainted!
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
Michael answered; "Just a minute, I have to pee."
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Johnny, are you able to give us a proper response to the situation and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
