SELF TANNERS

torontotrucho · Guru

RE: SELF TANNERS

Guadalupana · Foro Master

why the facination with wanting to look like leather? so what did you decide to do Confu?

QUE chula LINDA · Guru

confundida wrote:

AIGHT THEN I GUESS I HAVE TWO WEEKS..... TO LOOK WONDERFUL AND BEAITFULL..... DAMM PPL AND THERE WEDDINGS.......

two weeks is tight, but you can do it. Try Jergens natural glow daily moisturizer (it doesn;t have to be Jergens, you can find other brands). It's just like a lotion, you put it after shower...lots of it, spread it evenly all over body. Plus since you have only two weeks, go tanning as well. Stand up works the fastest, just start gradually. ok.

AXA · Senior Member

bistor wrote:

confundida wrote: bistor wrote: Tanning accelerates aging though. On the other hand, tan lines are sexy HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!! Hearts? Never sean that. The tan-lines left by a bikini are what I find erotic. It's like underwear, without underwear.

Interesting what men and women consider erotic. I go to naked beaches to avoid the tan-lines.

Pelon` · Guru

Dogo wrote:

I agreed with McO that "hearts" on the pelvic bone look sexy, on girls..... AND I also said that when "I" tan, I put one el la punta de MI bicho(Bicho=Pipi, everybody knows that!) What's so he-sheish about that?... I'm a dude, DUDE!

Awww that explans alot....for us Nicaraguenses the word BICHO means (the women's torta) if you wanna put it into words...

So now were on the same level

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Jade wrote:

Holy crap so you all tan eh?! ?! so like am I the only person with color (brown) skin here??? lol Okay after that thread with PHANTA and DIESEL goin at it... I am afraid to say black or brown! lol I swear I am not racist!

Jade · Guru

Holy crap so you all tan eh?! ?! so like am I the only person with color (brown) skin here??? lol

Okay after that thread with PHANTA and DIESEL goin at it... I am afraid to say black or brown! lol I swear I am not racist!

Dogo · Comandante

Marky Mark wrote:

Dogo wrote: I agreed with McO that "hearts" on the pelvic bone look sexy, on girls..... AND I also said that when "I" tan, I put one el la punta de MI bicho(Bicho=Pipi, everybody knows that!) What's so he-sheish about that?... I'm a ladyboy, DUDE!

Hiding in the bushes, aren't you, F@cker?

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

I agreed with McO that "hearts" on the pelvic bone look sexy, on girls..... AND I also said that when "I" tan, I put one el la punta de MI bicho(Bicho=Pipi, everybody knows that!)
What's so he-sheish about that?... I'm a ladyboy, DUDE!

Dogo · Comandante

Pelon` wrote:

Dogo wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: confundida wrote: HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!! I find the really sexy.... specially the ones around the pelvic bone.... Yup! ..and when I tan, I always put one on en la punta del bicho... so sexy punta del bicho? whooooooa WTF does bicho mean to you? I was just gonna ask if you were a he-she

I agreed with McO that "hearts" on the pelvic bone look sexy, on girls..... AND I also said that when "I" tan, I put one el la punta de MI bicho
(Bicho=Pipi, everybody knows that!)

What's so he-sheish about that?... I'm a dude, DUDE!

Julie · Comandante

Pelon` wrote:

Dogo wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: confundida wrote: HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!! I find the really sexy.... specially the ones around the pelvic bone.... Yup! ..and when I tan, I always put one on en la punta del bicho... so sexy punta del bicho? whooooooa WTF does bicho mean to you? I was just gonna ask if you were a he-she

it really depends, ask M&M's now that Baina is not around anymore

Pelon` · Guru

Dogo wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: confundida wrote: HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!! I find the really sexy.... specially the ones around the pelvic bone.... Yup! ..and when I tan, I always put one on en la punta del bicho... so sexy

punta del bicho? whooooooa WTF does bicho mean to you?

I was just gonna ask if you were a he-she

NeNa · Guru

PRINCESSA wrote:

It does, you've never herad of this before, it's big in Ecaudor & when I went to Cuba & Dominican, they also knew about it. Try it one day.

I haven't heard about this "new" trend.... but I'm definitely going to try it ...!!!!

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

El Duro wrote:

NeNa wrote: Girl wrote: WHAT I DO.. I go to tanning salons just like to get a base.. 'coz it is not healthy at all... but after just go under the sun.. u will get the perfect TAn.!! P.S use beer or coke to tan on the sun.... and tell me after ... u expect me to waste a good, refreshing cold beer on a summer day to put in my body..... hmmmmm u tell her baby, in my house if u spill a little bit of beer u get grounded

El Duro · Foro Master

NeNa wrote:

Girl wrote: WHAT I DO.. I go to tanning salons just like to get a base.. 'coz it is not healthy at all... but after just go under the sun.. u will get the perfect TAn.!! P.S use beer or coke to tan on the sun.... and tell me after ... u expect me to waste a good, refreshing cold beer on a summer day to put in my body..... hmmmmm

u tell her baby, in my house if u spill a little bit of beer u get grounded

@princessa

There is no way in hell that i'm wasting a beer for tanning, that is why u buy tanning oil

-- Edited by El Duro at 14:21, 2006-07-18

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

NeNa wrote:

PRINCESSA wrote: Hey Nena but it works like heaven. I rather beer, cause coke gets too sticky. Really.... does it really work????? cause if it does....sweet refreshing beer ...here I come....

It does, you've never herad of this before, it's big in Ecaudor & when I went to Cuba & Dominican, they also knew about it.

Try it one day.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Dogo wrote:

Yup! ..and when I tan, I always put one on en la punta del bicho... so sexy

I dunno about that....

I'll ask mimi is he finds it sexy....

NeNa · Guru

PRINCESSA wrote:

Hey Nena but it works like heaven. I rather beer, cause coke gets too sticky.

Really.... does it really work????? cause if it does....sweet refreshing beer ...here I come....

Dogo · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

confundida wrote: HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!! I find the really sexy.... specially the ones around the pelvic bone....

Yup!

..and when I tan, I always put one on en la punta del bicho... so sexy

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

NeNa wrote:

Girl wrote: WHAT I DO.. I go to tanning salons just like to get a base.. 'coz it is not healthy at all... but after just go under the sun.. u will get the perfect TAn.!! P.S use beer or coke to tan on the sun.... and tell me after ... u expect me to waste a good, refreshing cold beer on a summer day to put in my body..... hmmmmm

Hey Nena but it works like heaven.

I rather beer, cause coke gets too sticky.

NeNa · Guru

Girl wrote:

WHAT I DO.. I go to tanning salons just like to get a base.. 'coz it is not healthy at all... but after just go under the sun.. u will get the perfect TAn.!! P.S use beer or coke to tan on the sun.... and tell me after ...

u expect me to waste a good, refreshing cold beer on a summer day to put in my body.....

hmmmmm

McOSIRIS · Comandante

confundida wrote:

HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!!

I find the really sexy.... specially the ones around the pelvic bone....

Girl · Guru

WHAT I DO.. I go to tanning salons just like to get a base.. 'coz it is not healthy at all... but after just go under the sun.. u will get the perfect TAn.!!

P.S use beer or coke to tan on the sun.... and tell me after ...

Pelon` · Guru

Mastropiero wrote:

just get the best of the sun and use the selftanner in those spots in the covered areas...that's why I do, I wouldn't go to a Tanning saloon after I watched Final Destination

True, that was kinda ****ed up seeing that could happen to someone.

Dogo · Comandante

wrote:

just get the best of the sun and use the selftanner in those spots in the covered areas...that's why I do, I wouldn't go to a Tanning saloon after I watched Final Destination

I agree.... usually I just take in the sun, and then spray my ASS orrrange

Julie · Comandante

Mastropiero wrote:

just get the best of the sun and use the selftanner in those spots in the covered areas...that's why I do, I wouldn't go to a Tanning saloon after I watched Final Destination

Yeah Confu will burn............she is WHITE from WHITE ! and no time to go outside and tan (remember, busy @ school)

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Confu, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being the color of liquid paper. I love how i blend in nicely with dry wall, it's the in thing and you'll live longer.

bistor · Guru

confundida wrote:

bistor wrote:
Tanning accelerates aging though. On the other hand, tan lines are sexy
HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!!

Hearts? Never sean that.

The tan-lines left by a bikini are what I find erotic. It's like underwear, without underwear.

Pelon` · Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

Pelon` wrote: bistor wrote: Tanning accelerates aging though. On the other hand, tan lines are sexy I hear you...but to a degree. I agree with Julie, best are tanning bed's so I hear. I agree with Pelon agreeing with Bistor about tanning accelerates aging. And I also agree with Pelon who is agreeing with Julie... from what I heard from him from which he's heard from someone else, tanning beds are better. :follower:

hahaha whatever you say Marky Mark in the funky bunch. I don't tan yet but wouldn't mind someday....I get burnt when trying to tan

Guadalupana · Foro Master

confundida wrote:

Julie wrote:
confundida wrote: DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE BED ..... DID U GUYS FORGET HOW WHITE I AM?? IT MUST BE THE SHOWER SPRAY..... OR A COMBO OF BOTH!!! Nooo, bed is 10 minutes max per session. And since you're kind of white, you will beging with 5 max. Co'mon, there should be a good spa in the Eaton Center or around.
NAH I GOING TO THE ONE BY MY HOUSE..... MEMBER WOODBRIDGE PPL ARE EXPERTS AT THIS TANING THINGY!!!

ew, ginos suck.

Mastropiero · Guru

just get the best of the sun and use the selftanner in those spots in the covered areas...that's why I do, I wouldn't go to a Tanning saloon after I watched Final Destination

Julie · Comandante

confundida wrote:

Julie wrote: confundida wrote: Nooo, bed is 10 minutes max per session. And since you're kind of white, you will beging with 5 max. Co'mon, there should be a good spa in the Eaton Center or around. NAH I GOING TO THE ONE BY MY HOUSE..... MEMBER WOODBRIDGE PPL ARE EXPERTS AT THIS TANING THINGY!!!

Holyyyyyyyyyyyyy Sh@t how could I forgot

Ok, just make sure that the cream you will be using will be appropriate for you. Don't go for one of the ultra fast results because the tanning won't last ong and you might end up with a trange color. If you burn easley, let the woman know so she'll give you the appropriate bed and cream for you. and go every 2 or 3 days depending the result you want to get for that time.

confundida · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

confundida wrote: DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE BED ..... DID U GUYS FORGET HOW WHITE I AM?? IT MUST BE THE SHOWER SPRAY..... OR A COMBO OF BOTH!!! Nooo, bed is 10 minutes max per session. And since you're kind of white, you will beging with 5 max. Co'mon, there should be a good spa in the Eaton Center or around.

NAH I GOING TO THE ONE BY MY HOUSE..... MEMBER WOODBRIDGE PPL ARE EXPERTS AT THIS TANING THINGY!!!

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Pelon` wrote:

bistor wrote:
Tanning accelerates aging though. On the other hand, tan lines are sexy
I hear you...but to a degree. I agree with Julie, best are tanning bed's so I hear.

I agree with Pelon agreeing with Bistor about tanning accelerates aging. And I also agree with Pelon who is agreeing with Julie... from what I heard from him from which he's heard from someone else, tanning beds are better.

:follower:

Julie · Comandante

confundida wrote:

DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE BED ..... DID U GUYS FORGET HOW WHITE I AM?? IT MUST BE THE SHOWER SPRAY..... OR A COMBO OF BOTH!!!

Nooo, bed is 10 minutes max per session. And since you're kind of white, you will beging with 5 max. Co'mon, there should be a good spa in the Eaton Center or around.

Pelon` · Guru

bistor wrote:

Tanning accelerates aging though. On the other hand, tan lines are sexy

I hear you...but to a degree.

I agree with Julie, best are tanning bed's so I hear.

confundida · Foro Master

DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE BED .....

DID U GUYS FORGET HOW WHITE I AM??

IT MUST BE THE SHOWER SPRAY.....

OR A COMBO OF BOTH!!!

Julie · Comandante

confundida wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: Don't you have a backyard or balcony? You can just lie in the sun... the UV index is quite high these days, you'll tan before you know it! UHM DID U FORGET THAT IM IN SCHOOL.....LIKE RIGHT NOW IM IN CLASS..... AND I SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION......

Remember AD that was posting from school as well

NeNa · Guru

confundida wrote:

AIGHT THEN I GUESS I HAVE TWO WEEKS..... TO LOOK WONDERFUL AND BEAITFULL..... DAMM PPL AND THERE WEDDINGS.......

tell me about it.....

I also have 2 weeks... if you find a "reasonable" spa or salon let me know.. although I have a couple of ppl that have told me that the spraying tanning does look orangy.. so i guess the bed it is....

Dogo · Comandante

confundida wrote:

AIGHT THEN I GUESS I HAVE TWO WEEKS..... TO LOOK WONDERFUL AND BEAITFULL..... DAMM PPL AND THERE WEDDINGS.......

Two weeks to look beautiful?.... good luck with that!

J/k... you look beautiful.... specially with the new hair... grrrrr! lol

Julie · Comandante

Some of the creams are very good but expensive since you will not be buying them in Loblaws but more like @ the bay (Dior have very good ones, Clarins, E. Lauder...) and shouldn't leave you the orangy skin tone if you don't abuse them.

But Tanning beds are the best so far, NOT the shower spray

confundida · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

Don't you have a backyard or balcony? You can just lie in the sun... the UV index is quite high these days, you'll tan before you know it!

UHM DID U FORGET THAT IM IN SCHOOL.....LIKE RIGHT NOW IM IN CLASS.....

AND I SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION......

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Don't you have a backyard or balcony? You can just lie in the sun... the UV index is quite high these days, you'll tan before you know it!

confundida · Foro Master

AIGHT THEN I GUESS I HAVE TWO WEEKS..... TO LOOK WONDERFUL AND BEAITFULL.....

DAMM PPL AND THERE WEDDINGS.......

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

bistor wrote:

Tanning accelerates aging though. On the other hand, tan lines are sexy

ur the first person i know that likes that.

anyhow I totally agree, tan lines are very sexy.

@Confu....no fake n' bake, but if u are then don't use any sprays they look horrible.

confundida · Foro Master

bistor wrote:

Tanning accelerates aging though. On the other hand, tan lines are sexy

HOW AOBUT THOSE LITTLE HEARTS THAT THEY PUT ON AND U TAN AROUND THEM..... IT LOOKS SO RETARTED!!!!

bistor · Guru

Tanning accelerates aging though.

On the other hand, tan lines are sexy

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

confundida wrote:

DO THESE WORK?? OR DO U TURN ORANGY AND STUFF?? OR IS IT BETTER TO GO TO A TANNING SALON.........

dont use self tanners... those things may run if you sweat... and also you might not spray yourself evenly.

Best to go fake and bake, that way you'll be ensured a nice even tan and you can control how dark or light you want to go.

confundida · Foro Master

DO THESE WORK?? OR DO U TURN ORANGY AND STUFF??

OR IS IT BETTER TO GO TO A TANNING SALON.........