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Ok MJ, I'll take it back


 


Lahtina, you're a PSYCHO, poor MJ, now she is not going to leave her place because of you


 


 


 


 




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 Please don't!!! 


Rule # 1: Never reveal your weaknesses because they will always be used against you.


But relax, I just wanted a reason to use that little devil emoticon, I love it almost as much as I love these three: <--- This one's my baby though.


 



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Motown Junkie wrote:  You have not seen me when a bug has came around my dear!!!  My mentioning of hairspray and a lighter is what I WISH to do. If closing my eyes, standing rigid, screaming and bursting into tears isn't a phobia, then I don't know what is.  El Pibe and I went to see "King Kong" and there's a scene with nothing but insects.  Well, I guess I wouldn't know the whole scene since my face was lodged in his shoulder.  I didn't pursue homicide because I couldn't stand child abuse cases AND the sight of maggots on corpse' made me pretty much useless!!! I suppose being bitten by a spider, stung by a wasp and having roaches and June bugs chill in my hair is reason to not be scared.  I'm sure people just laugh it off and say, "Oh well" but unfortunately, that's not my case.  I wouldn't necessarily say ALL bugs scare me but centipedes, milipedes, cockroaches, and spiders are my #1 fear!!!  Hmmmm.... I shall test that concept. It's gonna have to be with a spider though because I can't stand the other pests you mentioned.

Please don't!!! 

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 You have not seen me when a bug has came around my dear!!!  My mentioning of hairspray and a lighter is what I WISH to do. If closing my eyes, standing rigid, screaming and bursting into tears isn't a phobia, then I don't know what is.  El Pibe and I went to see "King Kong" and there's a scene with nothing but insects.  Well, I guess I wouldn't know the whole scene since my face was lodged in his shoulder.  I didn't pursue homicide because I couldn't stand child abuse cases AND the sight of maggots on corpse' made me pretty much useless!!! I suppose being bitten by a spider, stung by a wasp and having roaches and June bugs chill in my hair is reason to not be scared.  I'm sure people just laugh it off and say, "Oh well" but unfortunately, that's not my case.  I wouldn't necessarily say ALL bugs scare me but centipedes, milipedes, cockroaches, and spiders are my #1 fear!!! 


Hmmmm.... I shall test that concept. It's gonna have to be with a spider though because I can't stand the other pests you mentioned.



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OK, let me be the one to break the news to you but... you DO NOT have an insect phobia!! You'd be paralyzed with fear everytime you saw one of those suckas if you did. No time to get your hairspray and lighter that's fo' sho'. So if they actually pick you, I'd lose all credibility I have in how phobias work, because all the knowledge I have of them are from talk shows so bah! to you.


You have not seen me when a bug has came around my dear!!!  My mentioning of hairspray and a lighter is what I WISH to do.


If closing my eyes, standing rigid, screaming and bursting into tears isn't a phobia, then I don't know what is.  El Pibe and I went to see "King Kong" and there's a scene with nothing but insects.  Well, I guess I wouldn't know the whole scene since my face was lodged in his shoulder.  I didn't pursue homicide because I couldn't stand child abuse cases AND the sight of maggots on corpse' made me pretty much useless!!!


I suppose being bitten by a spider, stung by a wasp and having roaches and June bugs chill in my hair is reason to not be scared.  I'm sure people just laugh it off and say, "Oh well" but unfortunately, that's not my case. 


I wouldn't necessarily say ALL bugs scare me but centipedes, milipedes, cockroaches, and spiders are my #1 fear!!! 



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OK, let me be the one to break the news to you but... you DO NOT have an insect phobia!! You'd be paralyzed with fear everytime you saw one of those suckas if you did. No time to get your hairspray and lighter that's fo' sho'. So if they actually pick you, I'd lose all credibility I have in how phobias work, because all the knowledge I have of them are from talk shows so bah! to you.

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Motown Junkie wrote: Hey hey!!!  I just got a call back from the producer of the show!!!!  I have a 1hr phone interview at 4 o'clock!!!  Wish me luck!!!!  And my mom got a call back too!!!  That'd be cool to see mom and daugther on tv!!!!  Woowwww, Please tape it Psycho  


Why am I a psycho??? 


First you call me the biggest, dumbest, stupidest jerk and now this???!!! 



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Hey hey!!!  I just got a call back from the producer of the show!!!!  I have a 1hr phone interview at 4 o'clock!!!  Wish me luck!!!!  And my mom got a call back too!!!  That'd be cool to see mom and daugther on tv!!!! 


Woowwww, Please tape it


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Hey hey!!!  I just got a call back from the producer of the show!!!! 


I have a 1hr phone interview at 4 o'clock!!! 


Wish me luck!!!! 


And my mom got a call back too!!!  That'd be cool to see mom and daugther on tv!!!! 



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I have squirrelfobia, when I walk under a tree, I run cause I think one huge squirrel in gonna fall on my head and it's gonna mould my neck


This Is Funny . . .


 



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  cucarachos =tequila+kalhua+ fire....I was refering to the Mexican cocktail, I think I try a real one when I was in Kindergarden, but I didn't like the taste, so the only bug I eat are Culonas ants!

Ok then, cokctail sounds good ..............I guess delicious was the word

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Mastropiero wrote: maybe, I love their brown color and its geometric shape is almost perfect and plus if there were a Nuclear war, they would be the only ones still alive, so they would rule the world! Not if I have anything to do with it!!  Ugh!!!  They're the devil, I tell ya!!!  They don't f@cking die!!!!!!!!!!  DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

It is physically impossible to make a D continuous so one D was quite enough. Thank you.

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cucarachos =tequila+kalhua+ fire....I was refering to the Mexican cocktail,


I think I try a real one when I was in Kindergarden, but I didn't like the taste, so the only bug I eat are Culonas ants!



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maybe, I love their brown color and its geometric shape is almost perfect and plus if there were a Nuclear war, they would be the only ones still alive, so they would rule the world!


Not if I have anything to do with it!! 


Ugh!!!  They're the devil, I tell ya!!!  They don't f@cking die!!!!!!!!!! 


DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



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well I might fear squirrels but on the other hand I think cucarachas are the most enigmatic, beautiful and misunderstood animal....Plus there's nothing more delicious than a Cucaracho    


 


WTF..........QEF..........delicious No No Mastropiero, you must be under influence.


 


@ Lahtina, Yeah, back in Mx, Moka and Leeloo were always bring the cucas and the birds to bed to share it.......thank you girls



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maybe, I love their brown color and its geometric shape is almost perfect and plus if there were a Nuclear war, they would be the only ones still alive, so they would rule the world!


You can't rule the world if you don't know you're ruling the world or if no one is there to see it. So, ha ha, the joke is on them! SUUUUUUUCKAS!


 


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maybe, I love their brown color and its geometric shape is almost perfect and plus if there were a Nuclear war, they would be the only ones still alive, so they would rule the world!



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well I might fear squirrels but on the other hand I think cucarachas are the most enigmatic, beautiful and misunderstood animal....Plus there's nothing more delicious than a Cucaracho    


I'm not opening that pic!!!  It's the devil, I tell you!!!  THE DEVIL!!!! 


@Lahtina:  Yes, my Loquito came in from the balcony one day with this, "Hey mom!!  Look!!!" approach and there he was, head tilted upwards, crunching away at a spider!!! 


No kisses for kitty!!! 



-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 09:40, 2006-07-17

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well I might fear squirrels but on the other hand I think cucarachas are the most enigmatic, beautiful and misunderstood animal....Plus there's nothing more delicious than a Cucaracho    

Beautiful???!!!!!  I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but this is ridiculous! Enigmatic, maybe. Misunderstood? They are hideous and annoying, what more do we need to understand? Squirrels, on right hand, are cute little rats with bushy tails. So adorable!

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well I might fear squirrels but on the other hand I think cucarachas are the most enigmatic, beautiful and misunderstood animal....Plus there's nothing more delicious than a Cucaracho


 


 



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So yes, I turn on the killing mode for those things although my cats were taking care of most of the business.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cats. Must they bring all their prey to you? Once I woke up because I felt a little tickle on my leg. I thought it was a hair and just moved my leg a bit. Then I felt the tickle again. My cockroach six sense went into full gear. I got up, turned on the light and what do you know? My fking cats had brought me a pregnant cockroach. The momma roach was turned on its back and it was kicking and there were little whiteish roaches running all over the bed. I thought they just laid an egg?! WTF?? QEF??!! So yes, they might lay an egg, but from that little egg hundreds of cockroaches emerge. UGGGGGGGGH!!! It was FKING DISGUSTING!! I still get chills everytime I think about it.

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Mastropiero wrote: I have squirrelfobia, when I walk under a tree, I run cause I think one huge squirrel in gonna fall on my head and it's gonna mould my neck Grrrrrrrrrrr, you and your squirrelfobia!! We're gonna have to take a walk in the park one of these days and I'll show you just how cute and adorable they can be. ETA: We'll bring peanuts. Oh what a day it will be!! -- Edited by Lahtina at 09:24, 2006-07-17

RBTL:  Nice romantic walk in the park!!! 

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I have squirrelfobia, when I walk under a tree, I run cause I think one huge squirrel in gonna fall on my head and it's gonna mould my neck


Grrrrrrrrrrr, you and your squirrelfobia!! We're gonna have to take a walk in the park one of these days and I'll show you just how cute and adorable they can be.


ETA: We'll bring peanuts. Oh what a day it will be!!



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As a kid I was hated, HAAAAAAAAAAAAATED cockroaches (the little ones) but I got over it when I moved back to Mexico and saw the big ones.  I still don't like them at all but I've had so many close encounters that, upon initial freak out moment, I immediately go into kill mode. I couldn't stand slugs either. Now I don't mind them at all.

Cucas, can't stand them and never will. So yes, I turn on the killing mode for those things although my cats were taking care of most of the business.

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I have squirrelfobia, when I walk under a tree, I run cause I think one huge squirrel in gonna fall on my head and it's gonna mould my neck

Jajaja, you should get along just fine with Colombiana4Life then

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Lahtina wrote: D.A.R.T.! I'm not gonna look for the thread, however. I have no phobias. I don't even have an aversion. I just went back to the thread and no, no phobia from you. OMG, those list were longggg, I remember that !


As a kid I was hated, HAAAAAAAAAAAAATED cockroaches (the little ones) but I got over it when I moved back to Mexico and saw the big ones.  I still don't like them at all but I've had so many close encounters that, upon initial freak out moment, I immediately go into kill mode.


I couldn't stand slugs either. Now I don't mind them at all.



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I have squirrelfobia, when I walk under a tree, I run cause I think one huge squirrel in gonna fall on my head and it's gonna mould my neck

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@Lahtina:  I know a PHOBIA thread has been posted before but I'm sending info ABOUT THE SHOW!!!!   Dork!!!  -- Edited by Motown Junkie at 09:12, 2006-07-17


Then your thread title is very misleading for us thread skimmers.


Hahahahaha, yes, Mexican roaches. I have so many stories. My ex-students used to loooove hearing them. I miss socializing with little people.



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D.A.R.T.! I'm not gonna look for the thread, however. I have no phobias. I don't even have an aversion.


I just went back to the thread and no, no phobia from you. OMG, those list were longggg, I remember that !



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You haven't figured it out?? 


I'm terrified of the Devil's spawn!!!!  Otherwise known as:  BUGS!!!


Oh yes........last year, in Mexico, I had a HUGE cockroach in my hair!!  I noticed this as I was hobbling back to my room from getting a needle in my ass for the swelling in my hand from a WASP sting!!!  F@CKER!!!!!! 


Then last night, El Pibe is my witness, I had a bloody June bug in my hair as well!!!  To hear the crunch as I slaughtered him was nerve wrecking!!!!


William's murder last week was satisfying but not enough.  William had babies. 


My goal in life is to destroy all bugs!!!! 


@Lahtina:  I know a PHOBIA thread has been posted before but I'm sending info ABOUT THE SHOW!!!!   Dork!!! 



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D.A.R.T.! I'm not gonna look for the thread, however.


I have no phobias. I don't even have an aversion.



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So what's your Phobia

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That sounds like a great idea.. trying to solve "phobias".....


Now.. I have phobias.. but not to that extreme .."that prevents me from obtaining my goals"...... (well i think)


@MJ.. what phobias do u have???



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I just sent in an application for this show!!!!  I hope they pick me!!!! 


Phobias:


For the millions of people who suffer from phobias, the ordinary can become unbearable.

Does lightening send you into a desperate state of panic? Does the thought of driving across a bridge prevent you from visiting family? Does the very sight of a spider, a snake, or even a clown overwhelm you with fear? Is you phobia preventing you from attaining your goals?

A new series for the Women’s Network is looking for people who are challenged by extreme phobias. If you are selected, our fear-management guru & councilor, Dr. Janice Hill will work with you to overcome your fears and help you accomplish your dreams in life.

If you would like to be part of this new series, please send us a description of yourself; your phobia and why you would like to overcome it now.
Email me at Karen.mcdermott@ajetv.com


 


 


 


Edited to satisfy thread skimmers such as Lahtina!!! 



-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 09:27, 2006-07-17

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