Green Education

Daeveed · Foro Master

RE: Green Education

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

Half a quarter (of an ounce) = $30 to $40 (about 8-10 joints)

if somebody consumes that amount a week.... can this person be officially called "pothead"????

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Daeveed wrote:

Dime = $10 (~2 joints) Half a quarter (of an ounce) = $30 to $40 (about 8-10 joints)

I know a lot of you are reading this and going...

Daeveed · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

Daeveed wrote: I made mine with a quarter of a quarter ounce...so a sixteenth of an ounce. You can usually get half a quarter for 30-40. (and that's how you ask for it) Okay, so math was not my forte, so don't speak to me in "ounces" and "sixteeths" and "usually"... ...but half a quarter of what? How much do you pay for a dime? And how many dimes make a quarter (and for you smarasses, no it's not two and a nickel)... just in case... I meant "smartasses"... oh, this "eaches own" influence is bad... bad, I tell yas.-- Edited by TV Buff at 13:24, 2006-07-27

Dime = $10 (~2 joints)

Half a quarter (of an ounce) = $30 to $40 (about 8-10 joints)

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Daeveed wrote:

I made mine with a quarter of a quarter ounce...so a sixteenth of an ounce. You can usually get half a quarter for 30-40. (and that's how you ask for it)

Okay, so math was not my forte, so don't speak to me in "ounces" and "sixteeths" and "usually"... ...but half a quarter of what? How much do you pay for a dime? And how many dimes make a quarter (and for you smarasses, no it's not two and a nickel)... just in case...

I meant "smartasses"... oh, this "eaches own" influence is bad... bad, I tell yas.

-- Edited by TV Buff at 13:24, 2006-07-27

Daeveed · Foro Master

I made mine with a quarter of a quarter ounce...so a sixteenth of an ounce.

You can usually get half a quarter for 30-40. (and that's how you ask for it)

Guadalupana · Foro Master

all this talk is making me want to even consider trying it :theregoesmygoodgirllooks:

Daeveed · Foro Master

I'd say around 30-40.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
80%!!!! what do you think I am??? an addict???? ....actually.....nevermind.
Totally unrelated question for the 80 per center: How much do you pay for a quarter cupper? Is there a term for this amount?

Yeah... don't ask for a quarter cup... they'll laugh in your face.

then shoot you for being a narc.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
80%!!!! what do you think I am??? an addict???? ....actually.....nevermind.
Totally unrelated question for the 80 per center: How much do you pay for a quarter cupper? Is there a term for this amount?

Im gonna guess 60 bucks...... Daeveed?

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Daeveed wrote:

80%!!!! what do you think I am??? an addict???? ....actually.....nevermind.

Totally unrelated question for the 80 per center: How much do you pay for a quarter cupper? Is there a term for this amount?

Daeveed · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

Yeah, and the person who sells it to you is a high school (or elementary school) drop out, a wanna be "black" or SPIgger, he says things like "prolly" and "to eaches own" and gets 80 per cent of your hard-earned cash that took you (see above) to obtain...

80%!!!!

what do you think I am??? an addict????

....actually.....nevermind.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
TV Buff wrote:
Funniest thread I've read since "the comeback"... Daeveed: "special" brownies with 1/4 of a CUP of the stuff??? Do you, like, plant it? That's a SHI-ITEload of pot!!!

No, I don't plant it.
You go to school, get good grades, then follow a profitable post-secundary program, graduate with honours, and get a good job, so you can buy decent amounts of weed.
1/4 cup is about 2 of my joints worth of weed, i wouldn't say it's A LOT!

OMG they should make that into posters...

This would be a lot funnier on a t-shirt.

Daeveed · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

, he says things like "prolly" and "to eaches own"

sexist!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Daeveed wrote:

No, I don't plant it. You go to school, get good grades, then follow a profitable post-secundary program, graduate with honours, and get a good job, so you can buy decent amounts of weed.

Yeah, and the person who sells it to you is a high school (or elementary school) drop out, a wanna be "black" or SPIgger, he says things like "prolly" and "to eaches own" and gets 80 per cent of your hard-earned cash that took you (see above) to obtain...

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Daeveed wrote:

TV Buff wrote:
Funniest thread I've read since "the comeback"... Daeveed: "special" brownies with 1/4 of a CUP of the stuff??? Do you, like, plant it? That's a SHI-ITEload of pot!!!

No, I don't plant it.
You go to school, get good grades, then follow a profitable post-secundary program, graduate with honours, and get a good job, so you can buy decent amounts of weed.
1/4 cup is about 2 of my joints worth of weed, i wouldn't say it's A LOT!

OMG they should make that into posters...

Daeveed · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

Funniest thread I've read since "the comeback"... Daeveed: "special" brownies with 1/4 of a CUP of the stuff??? Do you, like, plant it? That's a SHI-ITEload of pot!!!

No, I don't plant it.

You go to school, get good grades, then follow a profitable post-secundary program, graduate with honours, and get a good job, so you can buy decent amounts of weed.

1/4 cup is about 2 of my joints worth of weed, i wouldn't say it's A LOT!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Funniest thread I've read since "the comeback"...

Daeveed: "special" brownies with 1/4 of a CUP of the stuff??? Do you, like, plant it? That's a SHI-ITEload of pot!!!

Jade · Guru

OMG THIS THREAD TOTALLY HAS ME CRACKING UP!!Youd think I was hi right now seeing me laugh like an idiot!!!

Phanta you hilirious! lol Daeveed..not gonna go there!!

UMMM U SURE YOU GUYS ARENT ON ANYTHING RITE NOW?!?!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

That's all I need to know! It's about time we get past hellos, the squirrels and I. I've tried sneaking a smoke but fking MM always catches me.

Get him the "sixology" of StarWars.... I'm sure he will negociate a lil "J"...

besides, the saber fights look amazing and Jaba looks kindda cute....

Marky Mark · Foro Master

I am the 200 000th post

Lahtina · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Lahtina wrote: What level of highness can you achieve with these here "Wonder" Bread. You get A LOT more "bang for the buck". If you smoke, your head gets high. If you eat it, your whole body gets high...for longer. Very, very awesomest.

Cool!

What the hell? I must be high or very, very tired. I meant "this". *whimper*.

Daeveed · Foro Master

Lahtina wrote:

What level of highness can you achieve with these here "Wonder" Bread.

You get A LOT more "bang for the buck".

If you smoke, your head gets high.

If you eat it, your whole body gets high...for longer.

Very, very awesomest.

Lahtina · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

Lahtina wrote: What level of highness can you achieve with these here "Wonder" Bread. I would say enough for you to end up having a deep conversation with a squirrel...

That's all I need to know!

It's about time we get past hellos, the squirrels and I.

I've tried sneaking a smoke but fking MM always catches me.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

What level of highness can you achieve with these here "Wonder" Bread.

I would say enough for you to end up having a deep conversation with a squirrel...

Lahtina · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: Daeveed wrote: So +1 and I baked a cake last weekend.....and we ate it......hehehehehe it was awesome!!! much better than smoking it. I think everybody should try them, especially those who don't smoke, but want to try it. I've made tea out of it... wicked! BTW, how much do you put in a cake? Must be a lot? If you make a standard loaf that could yield about 6 to 8 pieces. You shoud put between 1/4 to 1/3 cup in it. Just add it to the mix and follow a normal procedure. We made banana bread.

What level of highness can you achieve with these here "Wonder" Bread.

Daeveed · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

Daeveed wrote: So +1 and I baked a cake last weekend.....and we ate it......hehehehehe it was awesome!!! much better than smoking it. I think everybody should try them, especially those who don't smoke, but want to try it. I've made tea out of it... wicked! BTW, how much do you put in a cake? Must be a lot?

If you make a standard loaf that could yield about 6 to 8 pieces. You shoud put between 1/4 to 1/3 cup in it. Just add it to the mix and follow a normal procedure.

We made banana bread.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I've tried shrooms tea...that's the wickedest $hit i've tried so far.... but it has to be outdoors though....

GENIE · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

So +1 and I baked a cake last weekend.....and we ate it......hehehehehe it was awesome!!! much better than smoking it. I think everybody should try them, especially those who don't smoke, but want to try it.

send the recepit or better yet bake one for a gathering!!!

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

So +1 and I baked a cake last weekend.....and we ate it......hehehehehe
it was awesome!!! much better than smoking it.
I think everybody should try them, especially those who don't smoke, but want to try it.

I've made tea out of it... wicked!

BTW, how much do you put in a cake? Must be a lot?

Daeveed · Foro Master

So +1 and I baked a cake last weekend.....and we ate it......hehehehehe

it was awesome!!! much better than smoking it.

I think everybody should try them, especially those who don't smoke, but want to try it.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

I found this on notproud.com (thank you DAEVEED!!!)

When my friend and I smoked weed with noobs, he would often rob them of weed by biting off large pieces of their blunts... I would know about it, but not tell the noobs. Well, my friend and I would eventually smoke the pot together, but I wouldnt go as far as to biting off a piece of a persons blunt! Does that make me a bad person?

LaDyBuG · Comandante

@ Phanta: hahahahahahaha

@ Daeveed: Which Esso? lol

GENIE · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

GENIE wrote: OMG SERIOUSLY DAEVEED HOW COULD U MISS THIS!!! IM B.U.T.T.ING IT FOR U!!! Thank you. I was out of Toronto since Thursday.... It looks like somebody doesn't know how to cut a deal. Althought Phantasma's representacion of how a deal is supposed to go was a very good one, here's how it really goes down: You: Hello?.....emmm you don't know me...but I know you....i mean no! I'm friends with...uuhh you know...i don't wanna say any names over the phone....anyway...he gave me your number...i hope to God that's ok with you...uhhmmmm.....I wanted to know if...I..uhhh....if you....could ehmmm....I nede to get...some....ahhmm.....you know. Dealer: Chronic?? sure, how much. You: AH YES!! haha thank you....emm well, I dunno...a little bit i guess....not like a Kilo or anything..but...you know...one of those baggies.....what are they called??.....Ziploc!! Yes! Dealer: OK, Does a dime for $80 sound ok? You: uhhmmm .....yeah.... sure.....hmmmm...soooo....how do we do this? Dealer: You know the Timmi's close to the Esso? You: Yes! yikes! the other day I asked for a medium English Toffee and it had a HAIR in it!! Can you believe that? you never get that kind of thing at Starbucks... Dealer: Meet me there in 10 mins.... click!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG can u imagine a dime for $80 lmao lmao!!!! that would suck big time!!! lmao

Daeveed · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

OMG SERIOUSLY DAEVEED HOW COULD U MISS THIS!!! IM B.U.T.T.ING IT FOR U!!!

Thank you.

I was out of Toronto since Thursday....

It looks like somebody doesn't know how to cut a deal.

Althought Phantasma's representacion of how a deal is supposed to go was a very good one, here's how it really goes down:

You: Hello?.....emmm you don't know me...but I know you....i mean no! I'm friends with...uuhh you know...i don't wanna say any names over the phone....anyway...he gave me your number...i hope to God that's ok with you...uhhmmmm.....I wanted to know if...I..uhhh....if you....could ehmmm....I nede to get...some....ahhmm.....you know.

Dealer: Chronic?? sure, how much.

You: AH YES!! haha thank you....emm well, I dunno...a little bit i guess....not like a Kilo or anything..but...you know...one of those baggies.....what are they called??.....Ziploc!! Yes!

Dealer: OK, Does a dime for $80 sound ok?

You: uhhmmm .....yeah.... sure.....hmmmm...soooo....how do we do this?

Dealer: You know the Timmi's close to the Esso?

You: Yes! yikes! the other day I asked for a medium English Toffee and it had a HAIR in it!! Can you believe that? you never get that kind of thing at Starbucks...

Dealer: Meet me there in 10 mins....

click!

GENIE · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

Can you believe Daeveed hasnt posted on this thread? NOt good for the tuna!

OMG SERIOUSLY DAEVEED HOW COULD U MISS THIS!!! IM B.U.T.T.ING IT FOR U!!!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Can you believe Daeveed hasnt posted on this thread?

NOt good for the tuna!

X4v13r · Comandante

Dogo wrote:

Marky Mark wrote:
GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll?

Can't be that hard.. I've been doing tortilla wraps, lately, 'member?
anyway, would this help me get a good night sleep?... 'cause I sooooo need a good night sleep!

i say u go for a run....................................instead of getting it delivered to u....that will help u get a good night sleep

X@vier

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Marky Mark wrote:
GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll?

Can't be that hard.. I've been doing tortilla wraps, lately, 'member?
anyway, would this help me get a good night sleep?... 'cause I sooooo need a good night sleep!

Sleep like a baby. Weed naps are the bestest!

GENIE · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll? Can't be that hard.. I've been doing tortilla wraps, lately, 'member? anyway, would this help me get a good night sleep?... 'cause I sooooo need a good night sleep!

YES IT CAN RIGHT AFTER THE MUNCHIES!!! IT CAN

AND ITS NOT THE SAME AS ROLLING A WRAP!!! DIOS MIO POOR MARKY MARK!!!

Dogo · Comandante

Marky Mark wrote:

GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll?

Can't be that hard.. I've been doing tortilla wraps, lately, 'member?

anyway, would this help me get a good night sleep?... 'cause I sooooo need a good night sleep!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll? YEP WITH A FILTER!!! THEN U HAVE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO GIVE AND RECIEVE SUPERS!!

Good times!! I don't know how to roll, how to give supers or anything but I receiving supers!!!

But that was a long time ago!!!

If you think I eat a lot now............pfft.............*driving up to Tim's*..........."I'd like 6 French Cruellers and water please!!!!!"

Julie · Comandante

GENIE wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll? YEP WITH A FILTER!!! THEN U HAVE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO GIVE AND RECIEVE SUPERS!!

@ MM's rightttttttttttttttttt 17 !

Marky Mark · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

Marky Mark wrote:
GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll?
YEP WITH A FILTER!!! THEN U HAVE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO GIVE AND RECIEVE SUPERS!!

I'll teach the filter part but supers... fuhgettabout it!!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

GENIE wrote: so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ; ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17? i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll?

YEP WITH A FILTER!!! THEN U HAVE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO GIVE AND RECIEVE SUPERS!!

MrPansa · Guru

PHANTA YOU CRACK ME UP MAN...

IMMA HAVE TO TRY THAT ONE OF THESE DAYS, NOT THAT I CONSUME THE HERB OR ANYTHING.

psst psst, Dogo, You got a 30 piece?

Marky Mark · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

so wrong u got a kid involved!!! ;

ok, ok, he's like my first cousin once removed or whatever u call it and he's only 5 years younger than me which makes him like 17?

i just realized... does this mean i have to teach Dogo how to roll?

GENIE · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

Phanta, that was HILARIOUS!!!! Ok, this is by far THE funniest thread of the day (and most embarrassing ) BUT in Lahtina's defense, I IM'd my buddy last night to see if he's got any hookups and he said he did and would get some for me. Then he asked me, 'How do I ask for it?' I was like I guess it's only right cause I would be the one supplying the group back in the day. So I just ended up calling my nephew. 'I'm the hotsteppah, werddem up!!'

so wrong u got a kid involved!!!

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Phanta, that was HILARIOUS!!!!

Ok, this is by far THE funniest thread of the day (and most embarrassing

)

BUT in Lahtina's defense, I IM'd my buddy last night to see if he's got any hookups and he said he did and would get some for me. Then he asked me, 'How do I ask for it?' I was like

I guess it's only right cause I would be the one supplying the group back in the day. So I just ended up calling my nephew.

'I'm the hotsteppah, werddem up!!'

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: Lahtina wrote: @ Mc, that's too ambiguous for me. And by ambiguous I mean fake. And by fake I mean I don't trust you. And by I don't trust you I mean try again. And by try again I mean exactly that but with this face: Which means you better help me. muh method in 100% reliable and have worked for several foro members, whose names I can't disclose to protect their integrity.... for further information don't hesitate in contacting me...