Since Baina has ungraciously abandoned us, here's a quick riddle: I have something in my pocket, but nothing's in my pocket. What's in my pocket?
you have canada in your pocket... a little bit of history... a penny, a nickel, a quarter, and a dime... something something something... it's a song... a SWEAR!
GENIE wrote: Marky Mark wrote: Since Baina has ungraciously abandoned us, here's a quick riddle: I have something in my pocket, but nothing's in my pocket. What's in my pocket? YOUR HAND
confundida wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: I've come to the conclusion that my answer is correct. I don't like your conclusion the peasant shouldn't/doesn't die... he can't.. 'cause the riddle says that he is free to marry the princess. He can't marry the princess if he's dead... I added the KILLING for SPICE!!!! Ok, so yeah, the king was PISSED but then he was like, "Damn, I need these people to vote me in the next time I'm up for election" so the peasant and the princess lived happily ever after. How's that? me likes... waaaay better... I prefer happy endings anyway THAT ENDING SUCKED!!! PLUS THERE WAS NEVER SUCH A THING AS AN ELECTION holy bitter monkey... granted there was no election ('cause you can't elect kings, they are just born) but it was definitely better than the peasant being killed off...
NAW...SOME PEASANT MUST BE KILLED APARTE ERA FEO!!!
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luna chiquitita wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: I've come to the conclusion that my answer is correct. I don't like your conclusion the peasant shouldn't/doesn't die... he can't.. 'cause the riddle says that he is free to marry the princess. He can't marry the princess if he's dead... I added the KILLING for SPICE!!!! Ok, so yeah, the king was PISSED but then he was like, "Damn, I need these people to vote me in the next time I'm up for election" so the peasant and the princess lived happily ever after. How's that? me likes... waaaay better... I prefer happy endings anyway THAT ENDING SUCKED!!! PLUS THERE WAS NEVER SUCH A THING AS AN ELECTION
holy bitter monkey... granted there was no election ('cause you can't elect kings, they are just born) but it was definitely better than the peasant being killed off...
Motown Junkie wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: I've come to the conclusion that my answer is correct. I don't like your conclusion the peasant shouldn't/doesn't die... he can't.. 'cause the riddle says that he is free to marry the princess. He can't marry the princess if he's dead... I added the KILLING for SPICE!!!! Ok, so yeah, the king was PISSED but then he was like, "Damn, I need these people to vote me in the next time I'm up for election" so the peasant and the princess lived happily ever after. How's that? me likes... waaaay better... I prefer happy endings anyway
THAT ENDING SUCKED!!! PLUS THERE WAS NEVER SUCH A THING AS AN ELECTION
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luna chiquitita wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: I've come to the conclusion that my answer is correct. I don't like your conclusion the peasant shouldn't/doesn't die... he can't.. 'cause the riddle says that he is free to marry the princess. He can't marry the princess if he's dead... I added the KILLING for SPICE!!!! Ok, so yeah, the king was PISSED but then he was like, "Damn, I need these people to vote me in the next time I'm up for election" so the peasant and the princess lived happily ever after. How's that?
me likes... waaaay better... I prefer happy endings anyway
Motown Junkie wrote: I've come to the conclusion that my answer is correct. I don't like your conclusion the peasant shouldn't/doesn't die... he can't.. 'cause the riddle says that he is free to marry the princess. He can't marry the princess if he's dead...
I added the KILLING for SPICE!!!!
Ok, so yeah, the king was PISSED but then he was like, "Damn, I need these people to vote me in the next time I'm up for election" so the peasant and the princess lived happily ever after.
How's that?
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I've come to the conclusion that my answer is correct.
I don't like your conclusion
the peasant shouldn't/doesn't die... he can't.. 'cause the riddle says that he is free to marry the princess. He can't marry the princess if he's dead...
Motown Junkie wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: Bainaman wrote: It's not fun when people cheat!!!!! But yeah.... who cheated WHAT'S THE ANSWER!!!?!?!!?! was Funky Monkey right? Did the King actually KILL the peasant.... oh the injustice of it all!!
He only killed him because he knew the peasant was smart as f@ck and he KNEW that he still had the other paper EXILE in it so the king got all pissed off and killed him anyway. TA-DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bainaman wrote: It's not fun when people cheat!!!!! But yeah.... who cheated WHAT'S THE ANSWER!!!?!?!!?! was Funky Monkey right? Did the King actually KILL the peasant.... oh the injustice of it all!!
He only killed him because he knew the peasant was smart as f@ck and he KNEW that he still had the other paper EXILE in it so the king got all pissed off and killed him anyway.
TA-DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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luna chiquitita wrote: hmm.. I think he got the king to pick the paper out of the hat or the princess, that way ensuring that the king or princess were exiled from the kindgom, therefore, allowing him to marry said princess... eh eh ehhhh... can you hear me now??!?!! I don't think it was an option for the king to be exiled BUT!!! If the peasant chose one and then he asked the king to take the other one and read it aloud/show it to all, the king of course was going to read EXILE which meant that the peasant surely had the "blank one". The king couldn't say otherwise because he wouldn't want to be discredited in front of everyone. Or something of that effect. Why do I feel like I made sense only to myself? I need coffee.
IT'S POSSIBLE!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! altho i do like your answer better...
The peasant took out one piece of paper and said, "THIS IS FOR MY LOVE!!!!!" and then he ripped the paper into a billion little teenie weenie pieces and blew it towards the princess' face. Then he turned to the king and said, "Your highness. That paper that I just shredded was my destiny.......now tell me, which paper do you have in your hands?" Then the KING killed him!! VOILA!!!!
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A young peasant wanted to marry the king's daughter. The king didn't like the idea of his daughter marrying a peasant, but wanted to appear fair in front of his subjects. The king said that he would put two pieces of paper into a hat, one reading EXILE and the other reading MARRIAGE. Later that day, the peasant overheard the king saying that both pieces of paper would read EXILE, thus ensuring that the peasant would be out of his was for good. The peasant remained undaunted and, as arranged, arrived at the king's court where a large crowd gathered for the big event. The peasant did something that assured him the hand of the king's daughter. What did he do????
Did he pick up both pieces and showed them to everyone?
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hmm.. I think he got the king to pick the paper out of the hat or the princess, that way ensuring that the king or princess were exiled from the kindgom, therefore, allowing him to marry said princess... eh eh ehhhh... can you hear me now??!?!!
I don't think it was an option for the king to be exiled BUT!!! If the peasant chose one and then he asked the king to take the other one and read it aloud/show it to all, the king of course was going to read EXILE which meant that the peasant surely had the "blank one". The king couldn't say otherwise because he wouldn't want to be discredited in front of everyone. Or something of that effect. Why do I feel like I made sense only to myself? I need coffee.
did he fight the king, beat him and the peasant took over the kingdom?
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hmm.. I think he got the king to pick the paper out of the hat or the princess, that way ensuring that the king or princess were exiled from the kindgom, therefore, allowing him to marry said princess...
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he either switched the paper (which is unlikely) OR he asked the King to show both pieces of paper before he could pick them out of a hat... this of course doesn't ensure that he would marry the princess but it gives him a 50/50 shot... OR 'cause of his boldness the King allowed him to marry the daugther.
A young peasant wanted to marry the king's daughter. The king didn't like the idea of his daughter marrying a peasant, but wanted to appear fair in front of his subjects. The king said that he would put two pieces of paper into a hat, one reading EXILE and the other reading MARRIAGE. Later that day, the peasant overheard the king saying that both pieces of paper would read EXILE, thus ensuring that the peasant would be out of his was for good. The peasant remained undaunted and, as arranged, arrived at the king's court where a large crowd gathered for the big event. The peasant did something that assured him the hand of the king's daughter.
What did he do????
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