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Motown Junkie wrote: X4v13r wrote: Dear Alice, Have you ever heard of vaginal farts? Well, most every time I have sex, especially in certain positions, air seems to get pushed inside of me and what happens sounds suspiciously like a fart. It's embarrassing. Any way to prevent this and does this happen to other women? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, Yes, it does happen to other women, and yes, it can be embarrassing! Vaginal "farts," or "varts" as another reader once named them, occur when air gets into your vagina during arousal, penetration, and even exercise. During arousal, the vagina lengthens and the uterus moves, creating more air space. Often, the "fart" occurs when the walls of the vagina and uterus return to their unaroused positions. Extra lube may make the difference. You also may want to stay away from certain positions for a while, to spare yourself the embarrassment. Your other option is to say something like "It's awfully drafty in here," to distract your and your partner's attention from the noise. Or, just say, "Excuse me." Alice I guess i was right in a way....and no I'm not flatter X@vier How can you not be flattered??  Look at the underlined!!!  there is other ways to tell...no need to fart or like they say "vart" plus thats only during certain positions and from my experience thats the doggy one. X@vier
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Dear Alice, Have you ever heard of vaginal farts? Well, most every time I have sex, especially in certain positions, air seems to get pushed inside of me and what happens sounds suspiciously like a fart. It's embarrassing. Any way to prevent this and does this happen to other women? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, Yes, it does happen to other women, and yes, it can be embarrassing! Vaginal "farts," or "varts" as another reader once named them, occur when air gets into your vagina during arousal, penetration, and even exercise. During arousal, the vagina lengthens and the uterus moves, creating more air space. Often, the "fart" occurs when the walls of the vagina and uterus return to their unaroused positions. Extra lube may make the difference. You also may want to stay away from certain positions for a while, to spare yourself the embarrassment. Your other option is to say something like "It's awfully drafty in here," to distract your and your partner's attention from the noise. Or, just say, "Excuse me." Alice I guess i was right in a way....and no I'm not flatter X@vier

How can you not be flattered??  Look at the underlined!!! 


there is other ways to tell...no need to fart or like they say "vart" plus thats only during certain positions and from my experience thats the doggy one.

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Dear Alice, Have you ever heard of vaginal farts? Well, most every time I have sex, especially in certain positions, air seems to get pushed inside of me and what happens sounds suspiciously like a fart. It's embarrassing. Any way to prevent this and does this happen to other women? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, Yes, it does happen to other women, and yes, it can be embarrassing! Vaginal "farts," or "varts" as another reader once named them, occur when air gets into your vagina during arousal, penetration, and even exercise. During arousal, the vagina lengthens and the uterus moves, creating more air space. Often, the "fart" occurs when the walls of the vagina and uterus return to their unaroused positions. Extra lube may make the difference. You also may want to stay away from certain positions for a while, to spare yourself the embarrassment. Your other option is to say something like "It's awfully drafty in here," to distract your and your partner's attention from the noise. Or, just say, "Excuse me." Alice I guess i was right in a way....and no I'm not flatter X@vier


How can you not be flattered??  Look at the underlined!!! 



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Dear Alice,
Have you ever heard of vaginal farts? Well, most every time I have sex, especially in certain positions, air seems to get pushed inside of me and what happens sounds suspiciously like a fart. It's embarrassing. Any way to prevent this and does this happen to other women?

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Yes, it does happen to other women, and yes, it can be embarrassing! Vaginal "farts," or "varts" as another reader once named them, occur when air gets into your vagina during arousal, penetration, and even exercise. During arousal, the vagina lengthens and the uterus moves, creating more air space. Often, the "fart" occurs when the walls of the vagina and uterus return to their unaroused positions. Extra lube may make the difference. You also may want to stay away from certain positions for a while, to spare yourself the embarrassment. Your other option is to say something like "It's awfully drafty in here," to distract your and your partner's attention from the noise. Or, just say, "Excuse me."


Alice

I guess i was right in a way....and no I'm not flatter

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You telling me that is the equivalent of you telling me how it feels like to be on the rag!!!! KE TE GUY!!!!!!!!!!  

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Motown Junkie wrote: El Pibe wrote: Guys, do you like hearing them???   The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not???  @Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!    i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ?? X@vier

Because it means that she's highly aroused!!!  Never heard your woman's queefs honey bunny??? 
 


wow.... if that is true what u r saying, i hear it all the time.....GOD DAMN IT, I"M AWESOME!!!!

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i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ?? X@vier

hahaha that makes us 2 cause I have no idea why that would flatter a guy.  If it were giving anal tho....that would be different



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Motown Junkie wrote: X4v13r wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: El Pibe wrote: Guys, do you like hearing them???   The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not???  @Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!    i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ?? X@vier Because it means that she's highly aroused!!!  Never heard your woman's queefs honey bunny???    Not necessarily. It could also be that she's not wet enough and it's too dry.  

You telling me that, is the equivalent of you telling me how it feels like to be on the rag!!!!


KE TE GUY!!!!!!!!!!


In order to queef, she needs to be WET!!!! 


http://www.collegesexadvice.com/queef.shtml


 



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X4v13r wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: El Pibe wrote: Guys, do you like hearing them???   The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not???  @Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!    i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ?? X@vier Because it means that she's highly aroused!!!  Never heard your woman's queefs honey bunny???   

Not necessarily. It could also be that she's not wet enough and it's too dry.


 



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Motown Junkie wrote: El Pibe wrote: Guys, do you like hearing them???   The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not???  @Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!    i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ?? X@vier

Its kinda like a moan of pleasure, they're wet, and enjoying it ... am I wrong???


well i always thought it was the fact that more air gets pumped it to the girls vagina, depending the position.

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Motown Junkie wrote: El Pibe wrote: Guys, do you like hearing them???   The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not???  @Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!    i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ?? X@vier

Because it means that she's highly aroused!!!  Never heard your woman's queefs honey bunny??? 


 



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Motown Junkie wrote: El Pibe wrote: Guys, do you like hearing them???   The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not???  @Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!    i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ?? X@vier


Its kinda like a moan of pleasure, they're wet, and enjoying it ... am I wrong???



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I don't fart during anal!
Then your man's not doing a good job

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MUJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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El Pibe wrote: Guys, do you like hearing them???   The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not???  @Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!   
Well I would hope guys would take it as a compliment.  I do.  I don't want to sound full of myself, but when I hear it... its kinda like "ya thats right"  ... lol

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Guys, do you like hearing them???  

The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not??? 
@Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!   


i still don't get it....y is it flattering to the guy ??

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as long as the dude doesn't fart during the act ... I'm totally fine!

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Guys, do you like hearing them???  

The sound is always unflattering, however, it should be flattering to the guy, is it not??? 


@Jinx:  Always happens with doggy-style!!!!   



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I don't fart during anal!


u can't during anal but I'm sure right after is a diff story.....

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I don't fart during anal!

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hey my man loves it, it means he's doing a pretty good job!
What if you do anal? How will he know the difference ?

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it usually happens during doggy jajajajaja


Pussy farts don't smell ok!



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hey my man loves it, it means he's doing a pretty good job!
What if you do anal? How will he know the difference ?


i guess the smell

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Jinx wrote: hey my man loves it, it means he's doing a pretty good job! What if you do anal? How will he know the difference ?
mmm during anal I don't fart.....

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hey my man loves it, it means he's doing a pretty good job!


how so??


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hey my man loves it, it means he's doing a pretty good job!

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Jaime Cruz wrote: I have not really worked as an average man, and I would not wanna start as a rich one. we are talking about pussy farts now jajajaja

 



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Guys, do you like hearing them???


 



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I have not really worked as an average man, and I would not wanna start as a rich one.
we are talking about pussy farts now jajajaja

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I have not really worked as an average man, and I would not wanna start as a rich one.



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The first time it happened to me I was so embarrassed muajajajajaja I wonder if I can play a kazoo through my wazoo? muajajajajajaja

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bah MJ what about a new subject..mmm? Do you ever experienced pussy farts? -- Edited by Jinx at 14:38, 2006-06-28 -- Edited by Jinx at 14:39, 2006-06-28


 


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bah MJ what about a new subject..mmm? Do you ever experienced pussy farts?
  You mean QUEEFS??!!  Yeah sure all the time!!!    My boyfriend does a good job!!!   

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bah MJ what about a new subject..mmm? Do you ever experienced pussy farts?

-- Edited by Jinx at 14:38, 2006-06-28

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If you won the lottery would you still work?I would, extra income wouldn't hurt!

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If you won the lottery would you still work?




I would, extra income wouldn't hurt!

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