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Juat in case , here ia the official site for the soccer regualtions


http://www.fifa.com/documents/fifa/laws/LOTG2006_e.pdf


http://www.fifa.com/en/regulations/regulation/0,1584,3,00.html


 


@ Dogo, look for the goalkeeper thingy in there



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Make sure you cheer for Mexico on Saturday then, EVERYONE loves Mexicans.  LOL Bah! Nos odian por ser bonitos! <--- Ese es mi ego hablando (Ego: el argentino que todos llevamos dentro )



I'm cheering for both



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I think we can go on and on and on about the offside....but never mind that.....de que hubo mano hubo mano.

By the way, NEVER BUT NEVER tell an English person you cheer for Argentina, they will make sure they put you on a black list and will never ever shut up about that goal and how Argentina stole that cup from them.

I made the mistake of celebrating an Argentinian goal the other day forgetting that my boss who sits behind me is from England........YUP........I almost lost my job that day........




To hell with the hijos de la gran bretaņa.

Regardless of that goal, there is no doubt Argentina is one of the aristocratic nations in the world of soccer, the other being Brazil, Germany and Italy.

The rest of us merely try to do our best.





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Make sure you cheer for Mexico on Saturday then, EVERYONE loves Mexicans.  LOL
Bah! Nos odian por ser bonitos! <--- Ese es mi ego hablando (Ego: el argentino que todos llevamos dentro )




Lahtina just for you : QUE VIVA MEXICO C A B R O N E S!!!!!!!

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You  love your boss don't you
 




I love that man, but soccer is just a topic we rather not discuss....LOL

But if Argentina makes it further than England...I'll make fun of him....

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Afrodita wrote:


I think we can go on and on and on about the offside....but never mind that.....de que hubo mano hubo mano. By the way, NEVER BUT NEVER tell an English person you cheer for Argentina, they will make sure they put you on a black list and will never ever shut up about that goal and how Argentina stole that cup from them. I made the mistake of celebrating an Argentinian goal the other day forgetting that my boss who sits behind me is from England........YUP........I almost lost my job that day........


Make sure you cheer for Mexico on Saturday then, EVERYONE loves Mexicans.  LOL


Bah! Nos odian por ser bonitos! <--- Ese es mi ego hablando (Ego: el argentino que todos llevamos dentro )



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I think we can go on and on and on about the offside....but never mind that.....de que hubo mano hubo mano. By the way, NEVER BUT NEVER tell an English person you cheer for Argentina, they will make sure they put you on a black list and will never ever shut up about that goal and how Argentina stole that cup from them. I made the mistake of celebrating an Argentinian goal the other day forgetting that my boss who sits behind me is from England........YUP........I almost lost my job that day........


You  love your boss don't you


 



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I think we can go on and on and on about the offside....but never mind that.....de que hubo mano hubo mano.

By the way, NEVER BUT NEVER tell an English person you cheer for Argentina, they will make sure they put you on a black list and will never ever shut up about that goal and how Argentina stole that cup from them.

I made the mistake of celebrating an Argentinian goal the other day forgetting that my boss who sits behind me is from England........YUP........I almost lost my job that day........

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Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Yup, no offside, pero de que hubo mano, HUBO MANO! I believe you failed to read this part: Bainaman wrote: HAHAHA!!! Sori Ah! To the Argentinians......but I exclude you from this question 'cause your opinion MIGHT BE terribly biased! I watching clips of Maradona's "Hand of God" goal. My questions is....Nevermind if he touched it with his hand or not........but is he not like 3' offside?!?!? To me...it looks like he's crossed the line before the pass was made........NO??? Check it out HAND OF GOD GOAL @ Dogo & All other Argentinians - It's an honest question.....I'm not hating! besides... fue la mano de "dios"   @MM: NO But I must insist!! We cannot dismiss the fact that Maradona cheated my people out of the 1986 World Cup! It was an illegal goal and I will not nevermind it, I will evermind it. Mano de dios mi culo! >:P YesSame as Germany v Argentina final, in Italy ’90… the penalty for germany, that wasn’tCosas del futbol… gotta live with them BTW, eres mitad Inglesa? or should I say "Francesa"? lol

I speak English, don't I? Surely, then that makes me English. But I'm sure me ancestors were Irish because I have a few red hairs on me head.

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Yes. Same as Germany v Argentina final, in Italy ’90… the penalty for germany, that wasn’tCosas del futbol… gotta live with them BTW, eres mitad Inglesa? or should I say "Francesa"? lol





Jajajaja.........you never know, like some, she might have 4 halves


 


 



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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Yup, no offside, pero de que hubo mano, HUBO MANO! I believe you failed to read this part: Bainaman wrote: HAHAHA!!! Sori Ah! To the Argentinians......but I exclude you from this question 'cause your opinion MIGHT BE terribly biased! I watching clips of Maradona's "Hand of God" goal. My questions is....Nevermind if he touched it with his hand or not........but is he not like 3' offside?!?!? To me...it looks like he's crossed the line before the pass was made........NO??? Check it out HAND OF GOD GOAL @ Dogo & All other Argentinians - It's an honest question.....I'm not hating! besides... fue la mano de "dios"   @MM: NO But I must insist!! We cannot dismiss the fact that Maradona cheated my people out of the 1986 World Cup! It was an illegal goal and I will not nevermind it, I will evermind it. Mano de dios mi culo! >:P


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Same as Germany v Argentina final, in Italy ’90… the penalty for germany, that wasn’t
Cosas del futbol… gotta live with them


BTW, eres mitad Inglesa? or should I say "Francesa"? lol



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Bainaman wrote:


The England goal by Lineker was amazing!!! How come no one talks about that goal?!?!?


I would.


'cept I don't know anything about it.


 


Or soccer for that matter.


 


 


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The England goal by Lineker was amazing!!!

How come no one talks about that goal?!?!?



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Bainaman wrote:


To me....he looks offside.


To me he looks high on coke.


But then again, every argentino does.


 


 



 


 


 


Chust choquing! Cheez!



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It was offside, AND, it was a handball. I've never heard of confus funky rule. Offside involves being behind the line of defence when a pass is sent to you, regardless of what the goalie does. This is an interesting article on the topic.


Typical Argentinean    Making up rules (excuses) to justify their mistakes (cheating)!!! 




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Enjoy the game


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5010118922437276724&q=la+mano+de+dios



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It was offside, AND, it was a handball.

I've never heard of confus funky rule.

Offside involves being behind the line of defence when a pass is sent to you, regardless of what the goalie does.

This is an interesting article on the topic.




Thanks for the article!

To me....he looks offside.



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It was offside, AND, it was a handball.

I've never heard of confus funky rule.

Offside involves being behind the line of defence when a pass is sent to you, regardless of what the goalie does.

This is an interesting article on the topic.

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Lahtina wrote: Yup, no offside, pero de que hubo mano, HUBO MANO! I believe you failed to read this part: Bainaman wrote: HAHAHA!!! Sori Ah! To the Argentinians......but I exclude you from this question 'cause your opinion MIGHT BE terribly biased! I watching clips of Maradona's "Hand of God" goal. My questions is....Nevermind if he touched it with his hand or not........but is he not like 3' offside?!?!? To me...it looks like he's crossed the line before the pass was made........NO??? Check it out HAND OF GOD GOAL @ Dogo & All other Argentinians - It's an honest question.....I'm not hating! besides... fue la mano de "dios"   @MM: NO

But I must insist!! We cannot dismiss the fact that Maradona cheated my people out of the 1986 World Cup! It was an illegal goal and I will not nevermind it, I will evermind it. Mano de dios mi culo! >:P

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Yup, no offside, pero de que hubo mano, HUBO MANO!


I believe you failed to read this part:



Bainaman wrote:


HAHAHA!!! Sori Ah! To the Argentinians......but I exclude you from this question 'cause your opinion MIGHT BE terribly biased! I watching clips of Maradona's "Hand of God" goal. My questions is....Nevermind if he touched it with his hand or not........but is he not like 3' offside?!?!? To me...it looks like he's crossed the line before the pass was made........NO??? Check it out HAND OF GOD GOAL @ Dogo & All other Argentinians - It's an honest question.....I'm not hating!


besides... fue la mano de "dios"


 


@MM: NO



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I know i know... I'm argentinian, but I can post 'cause I'm half panamenian




So you're saying you have a little Panamenian in you?



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Yup, no offside, pero de que hubo mano, HUBO MANO!

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A player is not in an offside position if: he is in his own half of the field of play or he is level with the second last opponent or he is level with the last two opponents




ok,thanks... I already knew that
Where's the "goalie rule"? huh? HUH?



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A player is not in an offside position if:

  • he is in his own half of the field of play or
  • he is level with the second last opponent or
  • he is level with the last two opponents


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it's not offside because the ball bounces off an english player. the offside is called when the ball teammate(or yourself) kicks the ball

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Bainaman wrote: confundida wrote: THERE A RULE IN THE REGULATIONS BOOK THAT SAID THE ONLY WAY ITS AN OFFSIDE IF THE GOALIE STAY STILL IF THE GOALIE STEPS OUT AND PLAYS LAST MAN ITS A FAIR BALL..... Cool!!! Thanks for the info. To me....it still seems that the goalie was still in his box when Maradona crossed the line and the pass was made.....therefore it being an offside........ ....but what the heck do I know about soccer.......ask me about baseball!!! NO NO NO.....THE GOALIE MUST BE PLANTED FOR IT TO BE AN OFFSIDE IF THE GOALIE MOVES BEFORE THE OFFSIDE IS CALLED ITS CALLED A LAST MAN PLAY.....


Are you making this up?.. that would be an impossible call to call... unless the lineman has three eyes!!!



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Bainaman wrote: confundida wrote: NOPE CUZ THE GOALIE STEPPED OUT..... Is that a rule??? So if the goalie comes out of his box....then there's no offsides???? The goalie came out after Maradona crossed the line and the pass was made (in my eyes).....so the offside should have been called anyway. I know this goal has been debated for years.......I'm just trying to get my head around the rules and stuff.......again......NOT HATING ON THE CREIDOS!!! jks THERE A RULE IN THE REGULATIONS BOOK THAT SAID THE ONLY WAY ITS AN OFFSIDE IF THE GOALIE STAY STILL IF THE GOALIE STEPS OUT AND PLAYS LAST MAN ITS A FAIR BALL.....




Huh? I never heard that!


BTW, it's very close but he's not offside because the ball (pass) comes off of the English dude


I know i know... I'm argentinian, but I can post 'cause I'm half panamenian


 


 


 



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HAHAHA!!! Sori Ah! To the Argentinians......but I exclude you from this question 'cause your opinion MIGHT BE terribly biased! I watching clips of Maradona's "Hand of God" goal. My questions is....Nevermind if he touched it with his hand or not........but is he not like 3' offside?!?!? To me...it looks like he's crossed the line before the pass was made........NO??? Check it out HAND OF GOD GOAL @ Dogo & All other Argentinians - It's an honest question.....I'm not hating!


  mmmmm, no se..    


   


  



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confundida wrote: THERE A RULE IN THE REGULATIONS BOOK THAT SAID THE ONLY WAY ITS AN OFFSIDE IF THE GOALIE STAY STILL IF THE GOALIE STEPS OUT AND PLAYS LAST MAN ITS A FAIR BALL..... Cool!!! Thanks for the info. To me....it still seems that the goalie was still in his box when Maradona crossed the line and the pass was made.....therefore it being an offside........ ....but what the heck do I know about soccer.......ask me about baseball!!!

NO NO NO.....THE GOALIE MUST BE PLANTED FOR IT TO BE AN OFFSIDE IF THE GOALIE MOVES BEFORE THE OFFSIDE IS CALLED ITS CALLED A LAST MAN PLAY.....

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Bainaman wrote:


You need coffee girl!!! I attached the video on my original post. Here it is again HAND OF GOD


Hey hey hey !!!!!!!!! I am really having a hard time functioning today but I saw the attachement. It is just that I can't open it


I iknow that when you post something through Putfile it's ok but this "youtube" thingy



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THERE A RULE IN THE REGULATIONS BOOK THAT SAID THE ONLY WAY ITS AN OFFSIDE IF THE GOALIE STAY STILL IF THE GOALIE STEPS OUT AND PLAYS LAST MAN ITS A FAIR BALL.....




Cool!!!

Thanks for the info.


To me....it still seems that the goalie was still in his box when Maradona crossed the line and the pass was made.....therefore it being an offside........

....but what the heck do I know about soccer.......ask me about baseball!!!



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confundida wrote: NOPE CUZ THE GOALIE STEPPED OUT..... Is that a rule??? So if the goalie comes out of his box....then there's no offsides???? The goalie came out after Maradona crossed the line and the pass was made (in my eyes).....so the offside should have been called anyway. I know this goal has been debated for years.......I'm just trying to get my head around the rules and stuff.......again......NOT HATING ON THE CREIDOS!!! jks

THERE A RULE IN THE REGULATIONS BOOK THAT SAID THE ONLY WAY ITS AN OFFSIDE IF THE GOALIE STAY STILL IF THE GOALIE STEPS OUT AND PLAYS LAST MAN ITS A FAIR BALL.....

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Julie wrote:

Can you upload it on Putfile, pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzze ! I google it but the videos are not good.
You know, those stupid restrictions !




You need coffee girl!!!

I attached the video on my original post.

Here it is again

HAND OF GOD

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Can you upload it on Putfile, pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzze ! I google it but the videos are not good.


You know, those stupid restrictions !



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NOPE CUZ THE GOALIE STEPPED OUT.....



Is that a rule???

So if the goalie comes out of his box....then there's no offsides????

The goalie came out after Maradona crossed the line and the pass was made (in my eyes).....so the offside should have been called anyway.


I know this goal has been debated for years.......I'm just trying to get my head around the rules and stuff.......again......NOT HATING ON THE CREIDOS!!!

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NOPE CUZ THE GOALIE STEPPED OUT.....

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HAHAHA!!!

Sori Ah! To the Argentinians......but I exclude you from this question 'cause your opinion MIGHT BE terribly biased!



I watching clips of Maradona's "Hand of God" goal.

My questions is....Nevermind if he touched it with his hand or not........but is he not like 3' offside?!?!? To me...it looks like he's crossed the line before the pass was made........NO???

Check it out


HAND OF GOD GOAL


@ Dogo & All other Argentinians - It's an honest question.....I'm not hating!

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