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Daeveed wrote: OFF TOPIC: I don't know if this has been brought to everybody's attention, but i couldn't help to notice Mark's Avatar...and more importantly, the fact the Philipine Football Federation's initials spell: PFF!!    Besides Philipine Football Federation's. What else does it mean??
It means that they know exactly what their limitations are: they're saying, "PFF! There's no way we'll ever win anything!"




It also means PFF! what da hellz am I doing with a bunch of stiffs!!!!

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Daeveed wrote: OFF TOPIC: I don't know if this has been brought to everybody's attention, but i couldn't help to notice Mark's Avatar...and more importantly, the fact the Philipine Football Federation's initials spell: PFF!!    Besides Philipine Football Federation's. What else does it mean??

It means that they know exactly what their limitations are: they're saying, "PFF! There's no way we'll ever win anything!"

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OFF TOPIC: I don't know if this has been brought to everybody's attention, but i couldn't help to notice Mark's Avatar...and more importantly, the fact the Philipine Football Federation's initials spell: PFF!!  

 Besides Philipine Football Federation's. What else does it mean??

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Dude, whatever you do, don't try bowling in them... they can ruin your average!



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Dude, whatever you do, don't try bowling in them... they can ruin your average!

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I don't know if this has been brought to everybody's attention, but i couldn't help to notice Mark's Avatar...and more importantly, the fact the Philipine Football Federation's initials spell:


PFF!!


 




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I BUY MOST OF MY jeans from urban behaviour,,they fit my body the best

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Sweetness wrote: Correction they're designed for slim GAY European men with no bums lol j/ks Yeah well low rise on straight men is a big no no in my books.  Only gay men wear those, so Dogo take them back and get something that a manly man would wear. lol  RBTL people................ DOGO is GAY, slim and has no ass!! But we all knew that I wonder if the person giving the gift was trying to emply something!! LOL!! -- Edited by ad at 10:22, 2006-06-08

Una indirecta bien directa.  LOL

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Sweetness wrote: Correction they're designed for slim GAY European men with no bums lol j/ks Yeah well low rise on straight men is a big no no in my books.  Only gay men wear those, so Dogo take them back and get something that a manly man would wear. lol  RBTL people................ DOGO is GAY, slim and has no ass!! But we all knew that I wonder if the person giving the gift was trying to emply something!! LOL!! -- Edited by ad at 10:22, 2006-06-08




-- Edited by Chica W at 10:24, 2006-06-08

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Correction they're designed for slim GAY European men with no bums lol j/ks Yeah well low rise on straight men is a big no no in my books.  Only gay men wear those, so Dogo take them back and get something that a manly man would wear. lol



 RBTL people................ DOGO is GAY, slim and has no ass!! But we all knew that


I wonder if the person giving the gift was trying to emply something!! LOL!! 



-- Edited by ad at 10:22, 2006-06-08

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Dogo wrote: ... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that Wow, who got you FCUK jeans?  Nice.  These are designed for slim European men (not saying that ur fat or anything, just not European)  LOL

Correction they're designed for slim GAY European men with no bums lol j/ks Yeah well low rise on straight men is a big no no in my books.  Only gay men wear those, so Dogo take them back and get something that a manly man would wear. lol

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lol sorry Dogo but thats just too funny...so true if they are low rise they are low rise!



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These are designed for slim European men (not saying that ur fat or anything, just not European)  LOL


 


You mean to say Dogo's not...


 


 


 


 


 


 


...European?



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Wow, who got you FCUK jeans?  Nice.  These are designed for slim European men (not saying that ur fat or anything, just not European)  LOL



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These are designed for slim European men (not saying that ur fat or anything, just not European)  LOL

 Well, i know you definately didn't mean fat!! LOL!

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... and me doing this to you (but with the other finger)


Uh... you're handcuffed, remember? Can you please imagine right and follow the story line correctly? Sheesh! Such a spoiler!



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Dogo wrote: ... now imagine watching me from a distance (no sound) telling the story, arms in the air, curling down pointing at my fly... and mimicing (?) with my forearm how I HAVE to pull "it" out  Now imagine the cops watching the same thing I'm watching, seeing you do all this mimicking to the 16-yr-old pimply high school girl, and then me doing this while they take you away in handcuffs, you perv!



... and me doing this to you (but with the other finger)



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... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that

Wow, who got you FCUK jeans?  Nice.  These are designed for slim European men (not saying that ur fat or anything, just not European)  LOL

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You might be right... maybe my penis IS too large   ... now imagine watching me from a distance (no sound) telling the story, arms in the air, curling down pointing at my fly... and mimicing (?) with my forearm how I HAVE to pull "it" out 


  


 



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Dogo wrote: ... now imagine watching me from a distance (no sound) telling the story, arms in the air, curling down pointing at my fly... and mimicing (?) with my forearm how I HAVE to pull "it" out  Now imagine the cops watching the same thing I'm watching, seeing you do all this mimicking to the 16-yr-old pimply high school girl, and then me doing this while they take you away in handcuffs, you perv!


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... now imagine watching me from a distance (no sound) telling the story, arms in the air, curling down pointing at my fly... and mimicing (?) with my forearm how I HAVE to pull "it" out 


Now imagine the cops watching the same thing I'm watching, seeing you do all this mimicking to the 16-yr-old pimply high school girl, and then me doing this while they take you away in handcuffs, you perv!



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Dogo wrote: ... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that Maybe it's not the jeans. Maybe it's the body that's deformed.   Seriously, though, I'd love to hear you explain to the sales person why you're returning the jeans. Imagine a 16-year-old high pimply high school student listening to that story above... she'll die. Just for that reason alone, you should return the suckers! As for the designers, they're probably gay guys who pee sitting down anyway, that's why they didn't get "the art of designing jeans" right.


You might be right... maybe my penis IS too large


 


... now imagine watching me from a distance (no sound) telling the story, arms in the air, curling down pointing at my fly... and mimicing (?) with my forearm how I HAVE to pull "it" out 



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Marky Mark wrote: Faak that sucks!!! Let me call someone!! I'm pissed for you! :rushingtophonetocomplaintosomeone:  Did you reach anyone??   Dogo, thank you for sharing that, do you wear a belt?? Jeans are those types of gift that you should not buy as a present just because the person needs to try them on in order to have a perfect fit. The person that gave you those Jeans should have given you a gift receipt so that you could exchange them...but...it sounds like you already worn them so you are stuck with them...-- Edited by Chica W at 21:04, 2006-06-07


 TRUE I AGREE!!


BUT I STILL THINK THAT IT WAS A GIFT THAT WAS GIVEN TO THE PERSON AND HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH, SO HE/SHE GAVE IT TO DOGO!!


 



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 What you don't know is that Dogo's fashion icon is Steve Urkel, from Family Matters.


         


Ohh now I can see where he gets his fashion ideas....


 



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First of all... don't u think a "low-rise" jean is not a good sign for you... and u don't have to pull it up.. is a "low-rise" IT'S supposed to be low... LOL

What you don't know is that Dogo's fashion icon is Steve Urkel, from Family Matters.

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... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that


LOL..


First of all... don't u think a "low-rise" jean is not a good sign for you... and u don't have to pull it up.. is a "low-rise" IT'S supposed to be low... LOL




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... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that


Maybe it's not the jeans. Maybe it's the body that's deformed.


 


Seriously, though, I'd love to hear you explain to the sales person why you're returning the jeans. Imagine a 16-year-old high pimply high school student listening to that story above... she'll die. Just for that reason alone, you should return the suckers!


As for the designers, they're probably gay guys who pee sitting down anyway, that's why they didn't get "the art of designing jeans" right.



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... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that


That's hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Blame it on Fashion, jajajaja............you didn't had to explained it to us, we know were you stand



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... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


it's gonna change ur voice a little bit.... kindda "talking with Helium" voice....


 


 


welcome to the world of fashion....



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... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low) And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!! How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design Yeah... just thought I’d share that

ahahahahha  you are too funny.

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Faak that sucks!!! Let me call someone!! I'm pissed for you! :rushingtophonetocomplaintosomeone:



 Did you reach anyone??


 


Dogo, thank you for sharing that, do you wear a belt??


Jeans are those types of gift that you should not buy as a present just because the person needs to try them on in order to have a perfect fit.


The person that gave you those Jeans should have given you a gift receipt so that you could exchange them...but...it sounds like you already worn them so you are stuck with them...



-- Edited by Chica W at 21:04, 2006-06-07

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Faak that sucks!!! Let me call someone!! I'm pissed for you! :rushingtophonetocomplaintosomeone:


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Faak that sucks!!!

Let me call someone!!

I'm pissed for you!

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... so I get these FCUK jeans for my Bday.... you’d think that they’re designed well


They’re these "low-rise" or "too-short-aroundtheballsarea" kinda jeans


To be comfortable I gotta pull them way up, otherwise it feels like you’re jerking them (like when you’re wearing them too low)


And the FLY is so friggin high!! I’d have to have my penis at waist height to be able to "take it out" properly


So now, I basically have to take my friggin pants off to go PEE!!!


How much do these things cost anyway?... you’d think they’d put a little more thought into the design


Yeah... just thought I’d share that



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