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El Duro wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!  My baby was running SO smooth and FLYING last night until I hooked a nice right corner and BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I BUSTED MY RIGHT F@CKING WHEEL BEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Money coming out, no money coming in!!!!  R U SERIOUS F@CK U'VE HAD A ROUGH WEEK Seriously.........I can't make this $hit up............rough WEEK is an understatement!!!  Like I said, my best friend is leaving to Japan.  Well who do you think fixes my car for free???  Yup!!!  I'm trying to fix everything before he leaves otherwise I'm dead!!!!  And I always buy my parts from Nissan so that's even worse.  At least my wheel bearing is only $150 as opposed to $240 for my rotors!!!  I feel faint.


 


F@ck tell me about the parts of a nissan i used to have 2 long time ago, but i love them



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Motown Junkie wrote: Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!  My baby was running SO smooth and FLYING last night until I hooked a nice right corner and BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I BUSTED MY RIGHT F@CKING WHEEL BEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Money coming out, no money coming in!!!!  R U SERIOUS F@CK U'VE HAD A ROUGH WEEK


Seriously.........I can't make this $hit up............rough WEEK is an understatement!!! 


Like I said, my best friend is leaving to Japan.  Well who do you think fixes my car for free???  Yup!!!  I'm trying to fix everything before he leaves otherwise I'm dead!!!! 


And I always buy my parts from Nissan so that's even worse.  At least my wheel bearing is only $150 as opposed to $240 for my rotors!!! 


I feel faint.



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Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!  My baby was running SO smooth and FLYING last night until I hooked a nice right corner and BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I BUSTED MY RIGHT F@CKING WHEEL BEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Money coming out, no money coming in!!!! 

R U SERIOUS F@CK U'VE HAD A ROUGH WEEK

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Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!  My baby was running SO smooth and FLYING last night until I hooked a nice right corner and BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


I BUSTED MY RIGHT F@CKING WHEEL BEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



Money coming out, no money coming in!!!! 



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TV Buff wrote: I just discovered today that Geography is not the only topic I'm 100% ignorant in. and what would the other topic be? ...... :can'tcomeupwithapunchline:  

Neither can I. We're all brain dead today. I'm gonna go home now. Buh-bye.

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TV Buff wrote: Will you people just answer the goddamn question and refrain from making sarcastic comments? Well BRAIN, I have locks on my rims.  Without the key, they couldn't remove it to change my tires and my rotors. Okie dokie smokie???

And that explains why my cheapass looking car doesn't have tirelocks, hence I don't know what those constriptions are! Gotcha!

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I just discovered today that Geography is not the only topic I'm 100% ignorant in.


and what would the other topic be?


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Motown Junkie wrote: GENIE wrote: omg girl!!!! WHY DONT U JUST CALL DINO!!! LMAO LMAO!!! Where do you think I went???  The man bolted!!!  And you and Astrid can go to hell!!!!    She was laughing at me!!!!!             Dino Left???? Really OMG wait maybe it was cuz he had my baby there Yesterday and needed to give it to me by 7.00 or else Orale would kick his friends butt!!! lmao!!!

Naw, he was moving in with the wifey!!!! 

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Will you people just answer the goddamn question and refrain from making sarcastic comments?


Well BRAIN, I have locks on my rims.  Without the key, they couldn't remove it to change my tires and my rotors.


Okie dokie smokie???



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GENIE wrote: omg girl!!!! WHY DONT U JUST CALL DINO!!! LMAO LMAO!!! Where do you think I went???  The man bolted!!!  And you and Astrid can go to hell!!!!    She was laughing at me!!!!! 

           Dino Left???? Really OMG wait maybe it was cuz he had my baby there Yesterday and needed to give it to me by 7.00 or else Orale would kick his friends butt!!! lmao!!!

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Will you people just answer the goddamn question and refrain from making sarcastic comments?



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At the risk of losing my hard-earned foro credibility as a geek that it's taken me almost two years to acquire, here goes the Million Dollar Question: What on earth is a tirelock?

MM do the honours!!! 
@El Pibe:  Gracias!!!





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I just discovered today that Geography is not the only topic I'm 100% ignorant in.

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omg girl!!!! WHY DONT U JUST CALL DINO!!! LMAO LMAO!!!

Where do you think I went???  The man bolted!!!  And you and Astrid can go to hell!!!!    She was laughing at me!!!!! 

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omg girl!!!! WHY DONT U JUST CALL DINO!!! LMAO LMAO!!!

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At the risk of losing my hard-earned foro credibility as a geek that it's taken me almost two years to acquire, here goes the Million Dollar Question: What on earth is a tirelock?


MM do the honours!!! 


@El Pibe:  Gracias!!!



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Clue:  Tires + Lock = ???


(*cough* *cough**cough* ... anti-theft)



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Motown Junkie wrote: I gotta make this short cause I'm pissed!!!  This was all YESTERDAY!! Drove to bank at lunch to withdraw cash for my tires and rotors Had to be at my mechanic by 5 so I left work at 4 Sat on the 404 for 30 minutes Flew across the 407 into rain and thunder, arrived in Concord at 4:45 Picked up my tires Car nearly ran out of gas so I made a right turn on HWY 7 in search of gas station when in my rearview a noticed a gas station BEHIND ME (I should've made a left) so I sat on bloody HWY 7 until I reached the Sunoco at Keele and HWY 7.  Had just done my hair so it got ruined in the rain while I was freezing my arse off pumping gas Made it to the mechanic at 5:45, no surprise he was gone! Went next door and after pleading and promising to buy a case of Corona, they said yes! Jumping for joy, grabbed my car, brought it in, new tires were taken out of trunk, Princess Bella Snooks was hoisted, and good to go until the mechanic asked.............. "WHERE'S THE TIRELOCK????"         MJ:  "THE WHAT NOW????"         TODAY, Thursday, 2:37pm, tires are sitting in my back seat. The end.-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 14:45, 2006-06-01  DONT WORRY GIRL IF IT WASNT CUZ I LOVE CARS AND KNOW ALOT ABOUT THEM I THINK IT HAPPENS TO MOST FEMALES!!! ASK PRINCESSA ABOUT HER ANTIFREEZE WINDWASHER FLUID MISTAKE!!!! SO DONT WORRY DID U GET THE STUPID TIRELOCK>??????


yes


I found it at home...........


Ok, how this one?????


I was driving my friend's Corolla one day and it was slushy and snowy outside so I decided to turn on the windshield wipers but that made it messy so I tried to push the lever in for the liquid.  Nothing budged and nothing came out.  So in a panic, I ran outside freezing trying to wipe the windshield but I was on HWY 7 (AGAIN!!!!) so traffic was stop and go.  I finally get to a gas station almost in tears because I couldn't see.  So I told the gas station attendant to help me fill up the thingy with wiper fluid.  He pops the trunk and says, "It's full!" and he says, "Ma'am, can I look inside?" 


ANYWAY, I had to press a stupid button at the tip of the lever and not try to break the whole GAWD damn thing off!!!!


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At the risk of losing my hard-earned foro credibility as a geek that it's taken me almost two years to acquire, here goes the Million Dollar Question: What on earth is a tirelock?



you don't know?!!!!






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 DONT WORRY GIRL IF IT WASNT CUZ I LOVE CARS AND KNOW ALOT ABOUT THEM I THINK IT HAPPENS TO MOST FEMALES!!! ASK PRINCESSA ABOUT HER ANTIFREEZE WINDWASHER FLUID MISTAKE!!!! SO DONT WORRY DID U GET THE STUPID TIRELOCK>??????


 Whaaattt...


Princessa and antifreeze.. .. i need to hear that story....


 


Where r u Princessa?????? 


 



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I gotta make this short cause I'm pissed!!!  This was all YESTERDAY!! Drove to bank at lunch to withdraw cash for my tires and rotors Had to be at my mechanic by 5 so I left work at 4 Sat on the 404 for 30 minutes Flew across the 407 into rain and thunder, arrived in Concord at 4:45 Picked up my tires Car nearly ran out of gas so I made a right turn on HWY 7 in search of gas station when in my rearview a noticed a gas station BEHIND ME (I should've made a left) so I sat on bloody HWY 7 until I reached the Sunoco at Keele and HWY 7.  Had just done my hair so it got ruined in the rain while I was freezing my arse off pumping gas Made it to the mechanic at 5:45, no surprise he was gone! Went next door and after pleading and promising to buy a case of Corona, they said yes! Jumping for joy, grabbed my car, brought it in, new tires were taken out of trunk, Princess Bella Snooks was hoisted, and good to go until the mechanic asked.............. "WHERE'S THE TIRELOCK????"         MJ:  "THE WHAT NOW????"         TODAY, Thursday, 2:37pm, tires are sitting in my back seat. The end.-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 14:45, 2006-06-01


 DONT WORRY GIRL IF IT WASNT CUZ I LOVE CARS AND KNOW ALOT ABOUT THEM I THINK IT HAPPENS TO MOST FEMALES!!!


ASK PRINCESSA ABOUT HER ANTIFREEZE WINDWASHER FLUID MISTAKE!!!!


SO DONT WORRY DID U GET THE STUPID TIRELOCK>??????



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mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!



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WOw, that sounds like one $hitty a$$ night, I would be soo pi$$ed if that happened to me, but stuff like that happend to me all the time, so I guess we should a start a club, the "FORO NOT SO BRIGHT" Club, exclusive membership only, price to enter, a story of how "SMART" (S  - M - R - T) you really are!!!

NO!!!!!!! 

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WOw, that sounds like one $hitty a$$ night, I would be soo pi$$ed if that happened to me, but stuff like that happend to me all the time, so I guess we should a start a club, the "FORO NOT SO BRIGHT" Club, exclusive membership only, price to enter, a story of how "SMART" (S  - M - R - T) you really are!!!




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this thread is not valid because I don't see "Prieto's" name anywhere.... Mc over....


Ok ok ok.........ummmm...........I was not too far from Prieto's house!!!  How's that???


TAKE A SHOT!!!!  DRINK UP BUTTERCUP!!!!!!!!!



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  No support from my Foro familia!!!  Not even a "It's ok girl.  It happens to the best of us!!!"  -- Edited by Motown Junkie at 14:51, 2006-06-01


 It's ok.. sweetie...  


 


 


 


 


 


 


IT HAS NEVER HAPPEN TO ME THOUGH!!!!!  



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this thread is not valid because I don't see "Prieto's" name anywhere....


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  No support from my Foro familia!!! 


Not even a "It's ok girl.  It happens to the best of us!!!" 



-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 14:51, 2006-06-01

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LMAO... ohh girl...




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That would be a good reason....




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Again u had to be Colombian...

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Holy Fac !


This Is Funny



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I gotta make this short cause I'm pissed!!!  This was all YESTERDAY!!



  • Drove to bank at lunch to withdraw cash for my tires and rotors
  • Had to be at my mechanic by 5 so I left work at 4
  • Sat on the 404 for 30 minutes
  • Flew across the 407 into rain and thunder, arrived in Concord at 4:45
  • Picked up my tires
  • Car nearly ran out of gas so I made a right turn on HWY 7 in search of gas station when in my rearview a noticed a gas station BEHIND ME (I should've made a left) so I sat on bloody HWY 7 until I reached Shell at Keele and HWY 7. 
  • Had just done my hair so it got ruined in the rain while I was freezing my arse off pumping gas
  • Made it to the mechanic at 5:45, no surprise he was gone!
  • Went next door and after pleading and promising to buy a case of Corona, they said yes!
  • Jumping for joy, grabbed my car, brought it in, new tires were taken out of trunk, Princess Bella Snooks was hoisted, and good to go until the mechanic asked..............

"WHERE'S THE TIRELOCK????"


 


 


 


 


MJ:  "THE WHAT NOW????"


 


 


 


 


TODAY, Thursday, 2:37pm, tires are sitting in my back seat.


The end.




-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 08:50, 2006-06-02

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