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This may be a DART, but I'm too lazy to search and I thought about this after hearing on 99.9FM this morning that a guy in the U.S dies while on the toilet taking a dump and eating a Subway sandwich That's nasty I would want to go out in my sleep without any pain.

I want 2 go just like that 2.

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El Duro wrote:   .. and why do u need to read a drawing when i'm a fitter  Ohh crap... forget there for a minute... I'll guess WE WON't have problems with the Ikea furniture then babes...  


 


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  .. and why do u need to read a drawing when i'm a fitter


 Ohh crap... forget there for a minute... I'll guess WE WON't have problems with the Ikea furniture then babes...



 



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El Duro wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: NeNa wrote: Marky Mark wrote:  I agree, Ikea stuff requires LOTS of patience!!!! At some point in the 'building' process I just wanna throw the sh*t out the window! sooo Ikea furniture requires a lot of patience... ok.. let's say I DO have patience to "build" the furniture.. is it worth it.... I'm planning to buy a couple of things from them, but if it's not such a good product then i don't see a reason why I have to waste my time "building" something!!..   I think if you have patience and can understand their stupid a$$ drawings then it's totally worth it.  I'm always quite fond of the picture of the guy using a phone to call for help.  @El Duro:  IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!   no it's my fault... u can't read a drawing Well F@CK !!!!  I don't know how the stupid nail went through the board!!!!  JEBUS!!!!! "Harry, I TOOK CARE OF IT!!!!" - Jim Carrey, Dumb & Dumber I SCOTCH TAPED THE DAMN THING!!!!!!!!! 


 


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El Duro wrote: NeNa wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: : @NeNa:  I don't even know what area you're in!!!  lol     Truee.... but thanks for the thinking of me.. when eating out!!!!   LOL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i know... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... probably this weekend...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


 


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   I think if you have patience and can understand their stupid a$$ drawings then it's totally worth it.  I'm always quite fond of the picture of the guy using a phone to call for help. 


I'll pass then... hate drawings.. especially if they have those stupid small pictures..


 



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Motown Junkie wrote: NeNa wrote: Marky Mark wrote:  I agree, Ikea stuff requires LOTS of patience!!!! At some point in the 'building' process I just wanna throw the sh*t out the window! sooo Ikea furniture requires a lot of patience... ok.. let's say I DO have patience to "build" the furniture.. is it worth it.... I'm planning to buy a couple of things from them, but if it's not such a good product then i don't see a reason why I have to waste my time "building" something!!..   I think if you have patience and can understand their stupid a$$ drawings then it's totally worth it.  I'm always quite fond of the picture of the guy using a phone to call for help.  @El Duro:  IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!   no it's my fault... u can't read a drawing


Well F@CK !!!!  I don't know how the stupid nail went through the board!!!!  JEBUS!!!!!


"Harry, I TOOK CARE OF IT!!!!" - Jim Carrey, Dumb & Dumber


I SCOTCH TAPED THE DAMN THING!!!!!!!!! 



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NeNa wrote: Marky Mark wrote:  I agree, Ikea stuff requires LOTS of patience!!!! At some point in the 'building' process I just wanna throw the sh*t out the window! sooo Ikea furniture requires a lot of patience... ok.. let's say I DO have patience to "build" the furniture.. is it worth it.... I'm planning to buy a couple of things from them, but if it's not such a good product then i don't see a reason why I have to waste my time "building" something!!..   I think if you have patience and can understand their stupid a$$ drawings then it's totally worth it.  I'm always quite fond of the picture of the guy using a phone to call for help.  @El Duro:  IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!


 


no it's my fault... u can't read a drawing



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NeNa wrote:

is it worth it....



Yes.

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Marky Mark wrote:  I agree, Ikea stuff requires LOTS of patience!!!! At some point in the 'building' process I just wanna throw the sh*t out the window! sooo Ikea furniture requires a lot of patience... ok.. let's say I DO have patience to "build" the furniture.. is it worth it.... I'm planning to buy a couple of things from them, but if it's not such a good product then i don't see a reason why I have to waste my time "building" something!!..  


I think if you have patience and can understand their stupid a$$ drawings then it's totally worth it.  I'm always quite fond of the picture of the guy using a phone to call for help. 


@El Duro:  IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!



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NeNa wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: : @NeNa:  I don't even know what area you're in!!!  lol     Truee.... but thanks for the thinking of me.. when eating out!!!!   LOL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


i know...


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......


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El Duro wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: NeNa wrote: Motown Junkie wrote:  Sweetie, which thread are you posting in???  I think you want the DATELINE thread!!!                          NeNa!!!  I went to Ikea for their 99 cent lunches!!!  Where the hell were you???  lol   do u have the energy to put up your furniture now I GOT THE ITIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    And energy is definitely not the word when it comes to IKEA furniture.  PATIENCE is much better!  I smashed a hole into my CD cabinet with a hammer  @NeNa:  I don't even know what area you're in!!!  lol   


 


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 I agree, Ikea stuff requires LOTS of patience!!!! At some point in the 'building' process I just wanna throw the sh*t out the window!


sooo Ikea furniture requires a lot of patience... ok.. let's say I DO have patience to "build" the furniture.. is it worth it....


I'm planning to buy a couple of things from them, but if it's not such a good product then i don't see a reason why I have to waste my time "building" something!!..


 



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Motown Junkie wrote: : @NeNa:  I don't even know what area you're in!!!  lol     Truee.... but thanks for the thinking of me.. when eating out!!!! :smile:   LOL

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@ MJ - I agree, Ikea stuff requires LOTS of patience!!!! At some point in the 'building' process I just wanna throw the sh*t out the window!

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: @NeNa:  I don't even know what area you're in!!!  lol   


 Truee.... but thanks for the thinking of me.. when eating out!!!!


 


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Motown Junkie wrote: NeNa wrote: Motown Junkie wrote:  Sweetie, which thread are you posting in???  I think you want the DATELINE thread!!!                          NeNa!!!  I went to Ikea for their 99 cent lunches!!!  Where the hell were you???  lol   do u have the energy to put up your furniture now


I GOT THE ITIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    And energy is definitely not the word when it comes to IKEA furniture.  PATIENCE is much better!  I smashed a hole into my CD cabinet with a hammer 


@NeNa:  I don't even know what area you're in!!!  lol 


 



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  NeNa!!!  I went to Ikea for their 99 cent lunches!!!  Where the hell were you???  lol


Whaaaaaaa...    99 cents lunches...


WHY didn't u PM me..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Selfish..


 



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NeNa wrote: Motown Junkie wrote:  Sweetie, which thread are you posting in???  I think you want the DATELINE thread!!!                          NeNa!!!  I went to Ikea for their 99 cent lunches!!!  Where the hell were you???  lol


 


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Motown Junkie wrote:  Sweetie, which thread are you posting in???  I think you want the DATELINE thread!!!                         

NeNa!!!  I went to Ikea for their 99 cent lunches!!!  Where the hell were you???  lol

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I don't have kids yet.... ...but if anyone did anything like that to my nephews or niece... Sign me up for life in jail!!!!!!
Sweetie, which thread are you posting in???  I think you want the DATELINE thread!!! 




Sori Ah!!!!

See what happened......I was ssoo pissed about that other thread that I most on to another post......yet replied to that Dateline one here......

My bad!!!



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 Sweetie, which thread are you posting in???  I think you want the DATELINE thread!!! 


                     


 



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I don't have kids yet.... ...but if anyone did anything like that to my nephews or niece... Sign me up for life in jail!!!!!!

Sweetie, which thread are you posting in???  I think you want the DATELINE thread!!! 

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CRAP!!!!!



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Just like my daddy, heavily sedated, not feeling any pain or anything in the world. 

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I'm going to agree with JC on this..


I would rather die on my sleep (after having sex ).. I think is better that way for me.. and for my relatives


 



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El Duro wrote: Hey we are what we eat Hey!! don't be a Dick!!    


 


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Hey we are what we eat

Hey!! don't be a Dick!!
 

 








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El Duro wrote: Hey we are what we eat Hey!! don't be a Dick!!    


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Hey we are what we eat


Hey!! don't be a Dick!!


 



 



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I won't even know what hit me.....and it's done!

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Daeveed wrote: JR wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: This may be a DART, but I'm too lazy to search and I thought about this after hearing on 99.9FM this morning that a guy in the U.S dies while on the toilet taking a dump and eating a Subway sandwich That's nasty I would want to go out in my sleep without any pain. yep thats pretty much how i want to go out simple and painless   Pussies!!   I'd like to die of rats eating my stomach, after being tortured in a concentration camp in North Korea, while fighting for the global legalization of Marijuana.   Hey we are what we eat

 

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JR wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: This may be a DART, but I'm too lazy to search and I thought about this after hearing on 99.9FM this morning that a guy in the U.S dies while on the toilet taking a dump and eating a Subway sandwich That's nasty I would want to go out in my sleep without any pain. yep thats pretty much how i want to go out simple and painless   Pussies!!   I'd like to die of rats eating my stomach, after being tortured in a concentration camp in North Korea, while fighting for the global legalization of Marijuana.


 


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JR wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: This may be a DART, but I'm too lazy to search and I thought about this after hearing on 99.9FM this morning that a guy in the U.S dies while on the toilet taking a dump and eating a Subway sandwich That's nasty I would want to go out in my sleep without any pain. yep thats pretty much how i want to go out simple and painless   Pussies!!   I'd like to die of rats eating my stomach, after being tortured in a concentration camp in North Korea, while fighting for the global legalization of Marijuana.


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 




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Jaime Cruz wrote: This may be a DART, but I'm too lazy to search and I thought about this after hearing on 99.9FM this morning that a guy in the U.S dies while on the toilet taking a dump and eating a Subway sandwich That's nasty I would want to go out in my sleep without any pain. yep thats pretty much how i want to go out simple and painless


 


Pussies!!


 


I'd like to die of rats eating my stomach, after being tortured in a concentration camp in North Korea, while fighting for the global legalization of Marijuana.



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I wanna Die having sex

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This may be a DART, but I'm too lazy to search and I thought about this after hearing on 99.9FM this morning that a guy in the U.S dies while on the toilet taking a dump and eating a Subway sandwich That's nasty I would want to go out in my sleep without any pain.

yep thats pretty much how i want to go out simple and painless

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This may be a DART, but I'm too lazy to search and I thought about this after hearing on 99.9FM this morning that a guy in the U.S dies while on the toilet taking a dump and eating a Subway sandwich


That's nasty


I would want to go out in my sleep without any pain.



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