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i would go pee...lol

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Jaime Cruz wrote: What would you do? Oh $hit bro LoL U got me thinking dirty now LoL I would do so many thing 2 my self LoL



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What would you do?

Oh $hit bro LoL U got me thinking dirty now LoL I would do so many thing 2 my self LoL

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LGigolo wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: Jinx wrote: like I said on a previous post  I would jump up and down with my erect penis I can't do that cuz I poke my eye.... reminds us of how SHORT you are... but you must be like another Dogo - with three legs, I mean! that's only a little detail in the legs.....

oh my!

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McOSIRIS wrote: Jinx wrote: like I said on a previous post  I would jump up and down with my erect penis I can't do that cuz I poke my eye.... reminds us of how SHORT you are... but you must be like another Dogo - with three legs, I mean!

that's only a little detail in the legs.....

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Jinx wrote: like I said on a previous post  I would jump up and down with my erect penis I can't do that cuz I poke my eye....

reminds us of how SHORT you are... but you must be like another Dogo - with three legs, I mean!

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like I said on a previous post  I would jump up and down with my erect penis

I can't do that cuz I poke my eye....

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like I said on a previous post  I would jump up and down with my erect penis


lol


same thing that happens with your T-T's



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like I said on a previous post  I would jump up and down with my erect penis

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El Duro wrote: GENIE wrote: NeNa wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: What would you do? I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"        CHILE, WHERE ARE U WE NEED TO TEACH HER HOW TO DO IT AND ALSO SEND THE GUY TO THE FRIDGE FOR JUICE AND FOOD WHILE WE WAIT IN BED!!!!            NOBODY SAID THAT U WOULD BE THE GUY DOING THIS FOR HER!!!!


 


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Pelon` wrote: I'd choose a random guy to eat me out for 5 minutes and see how he enjoys it! If I woke up as the opposite sex I would not let a dude touch me or eat me. I'd be a hardcore lesbo and that's it until I go to sleep and wake up again.

True true I'd be one as well but that beats the point of even having the thread.  I dont care I'd choose any bastard just to eat me, make him feel our pain hahahaha

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I'd choose a random guy to eat me out for 5 minutes and see how he enjoys it!

If I woke up as the opposite sex I would not let a dude touch me or eat me.
I'd be a hardcore lesbo and that's it until I go to sleep and wake up again.

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I'd choose a random guy to eat me out for 5 minutes and see how he enjoys it!

 

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I'd choose a random guy to eat me out for 5 minutes and see how he enjoys it!

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GENIE wrote: NeNa wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: What would you do? I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"        CHILE, WHERE ARE U WE NEED TO TEACH HER HOW TO DO IT AND ALSO SEND THE GUY TO THE FRIDGE FOR JUICE AND FOOD WHILE WE WAIT IN BED!!!!    

       NOBODY SAID THAT U WOULD BE THE GUY DOING THIS FOR HER!!!!

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Colombiana4Life wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: NeNa wrote: I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"   you would notice that there's a lot of work.... Ok, but I guess that shows who has more stamina. If we were just laying in bed and u had to do all the work, the story would be different...

Ok, no more comments from me.

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It doesn't take much stamina to "lay down and open wide" but yeah, if she's playing cowgirl and riding it, sure, she will use her energy!

sounds like going to the dentist....

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McOSIRIS wrote: NeNa wrote: I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"   you would notice that there's a lot of work.... Ok, but I guess that shows who has more stamina.


If we were just laying in bed and u had to do all the work, the story would be different...



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Chilenita wrote:



HEE HEE I am such a guy in some ways I guess
Yep "juice and a sandwhich please or a peeled orange  Make it quick b4 I fall asleep" - lol


your serious and does he go and get it.........maybe once or twice.....but after that if you had la confiansa de estar en mi cama, tenga la confiansa de servirce por si mismo.....gracias....

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McOSIRIS wrote: NeNa wrote: I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"   you would notice that there's a lot of work.... :wink: Ok, but I guess that shows who has more stamina.


It doesn't take much stamina to "lay down and open wide" but yeah, if she's playing cowgirl and riding it, sure, she will use her energy!



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NeNa wrote: I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"   you would notice that there's a lot of work....

Ok, but I guess that shows who has more stamina.

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NeNa wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: What would you do? I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"        CHILE, WHERE ARE U WE NEED TO TEACH HER HOW TO DO IT AND ALSO SEND THE GUY TO THE FRIDGE FOR JUICE AND FOOD WHILE WE WAIT IN BED!!!!


HEE HEE I am such a guy in some ways I guess


Yep "juice and a sandwhich please or a peeled orange  Make it quick b4 I fall asleep" - lol



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Hang my self....

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I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"  

you would notice that there's a lot of work....

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Jaime Cruz wrote: What would you do? I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"  



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Goto clubs for free, expect FREE drinks, hit the malls and buy CHEAP clothes at incredible prices! Dress like a slut for a day and see how many accidents I could cause.  


 




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Goto clubs for free, expect FREE drinks, hit the malls and buy CHEAP clothes at incredible prices! Dress like a slut for a day and see how many accidents I could cause.


 



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I would freaking DREAD the idea of HAVING to seat down just to pee... I would stop peeing, altogether!


Would become a lezbo


Would go to the bar for the FREE drinks!


I would just SHOOT MYSELF!



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NeNa wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: What would you do? I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"        CHILE, WHERE ARE U WE NEED TO TEACH HER HOW TO DO IT AND ALSO SEND THE GUY TO THE FRIDGE FOR JUICE AND FOOD WHILE WE WAIT IN BED!!!!


 


 




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Jaime Cruz wrote: What would you do? I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"  

     CHILE, WHERE ARE U WE NEED TO TEACH HER HOW TO DO IT AND ALSO SEND THE GUY TO THE FRIDGE FOR JUICE AND FOOD WHILE WE WAIT IN BED!!!!

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What would you do?


I would fall asleep after having sex.. to see what the big deal is with.. "i'm tired give me 10 min"


 



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I would probably make the list for Maxims top 10 of Lesbian sex


 




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Yeah I am with Genie!  I would pee EVERYWHERE!!!  All over the friggin place.  If it was winter I would pee my name in the snow....if not I would pee my name on the concrete.  I would pee in a park, I would pee in the dark, I would pee in the rain and I would write my name!


 


PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE EVERYWHERE!


Then i would masturbate like every ten minutes.


Man I wish I had a penis for a day



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I would probably make the list for Maxims top 10 of Lesbian sex

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Daeveed wrote: I would get paid less.         lmao ur such an ASS !!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!        i think i have said this before i would go and pee standing up and have sex just to feel what its like to cum the man way!


 


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I would get paid less.


        lmao ur such an ASS !!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!


       i think i have said this before i would go and pee standing up and have sex just to feel what its like to cum the man way!



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I will live the epexerience but hoping that it is just a short term thing, very short term.


And I hope I'll be alone in bed when this will happen



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I would get paid less.




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What would you do?

I would go back to sleep....

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What would you do?

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