The only time I ever got crapped on by a bird was at the Woodbine Race Track with my Dad. I ended up winning $250 in that race and was beggin for more birds to **** on me in every race after that...
DJAlonso wrote: Its not at all that bad, when a bird ****s on you it accidentally it actually means luck and money... Shit happens, but better **** always happens in return! did that make sense.. I geeve! I was just gonna say the same thing.... ...and LOL @ the "i geeve" comment....
WTF is "I geeve"?????
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Its not at all that bad, when a bird ****s on you it accidentally it actually means luck and money... Shit happens, but better **** always happens in return! did that make sense.. I geeve!
I was just gonna say the same thing....
...and LOL @ the "i geeve" comment....
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Jade wrote: Nope not me...but My CAR!! Always! NO joke I just finish washing my car and **** damn seagiull poops on my car which is black so it quite noticeable!!!! always WHY ME GOD!!?!?! (rgnfg) Why me!!!?!?!?! I have the worst luck! I get birdie "bombs" on my car all the time too... I specially hate it when I wash the car, pull in the drive way, do something upstairs - comeback down, and they marked my car already.... Got some on me once - I wished I had a riffle to shoot that damn seagull! Nice topic for lunch (or right after lunch, for some) MoCaKa
Some bastards ,at my work place, spread little pieces of bread and junk food in the office parking lot so there's always birds around, some even put little pieces of bread on top of the cars and the birds keep eating and if they eat they gotto poo aswell.
That's what probably is happening to some of you guys.
McOSIRIS wrote: El Mismo wrote: le ubiera cagado en la boca....para que llore con savor..... se la saco a besos, porque estaba muy buena la socia.... eres puerca...
puerco...
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Forget the question, but tell me, what the hell at T-Belt stilettos? And how do you know these things, McFashionista?
is a type of stilettos that have a little belt around the ankle and they connect with the tip of the shoe....
I'm with preppy office women all week and on saturday I work with fashion divas (you know the enviroment on TV) so listening all day the same $hit you learn a little bit....
this info comes very handy sometimes....
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Well, yes, it happened to me when I was not even 12 @ school. The nuns made us lined up in the garden/park, before getting back to class, and it was chilly so I had my navy blue coat on (I think since there I have something against navy blue clothes) with a hood. and suddenly I heard a noise, like a plop and of course it start drizeling so I was very close to put my hood on when a classmate shout at me not to and stop my movement.
Thank God (RGNFG) because the damn pigeon had targerted my hood
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McOSIRIS wrote: These are preppy office girls we're talking about here.... u know the ones on blazers, sexy skirts and T-belt stilettos (yes! I know the name of the shoes, so what?) These girls would cry even when they run out of coffee @ the office... Forget the question, but tell me, what the hell at T-Belt stilettos? And how do you know these things, McFashionista?
Nope, McCrossdresser
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These are preppy office girls we're talking about here.... u know the ones on blazers, sexy skirts and T-belt stilettos (yes! I know the name of the shoes, so what?) These girls would cry even when they run out of coffee @ the office...
Forget the question, but tell me, what the hell at T-Belt stilettos? And how do you know these things, McFashionista?
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Lahtina wrote: Aaaah, yes, bird bombs! I think I've been a target more than once but I can't remember exactly when. There are worse things that can fall from the sky on you, trust me! I can't believe the girl cried though, whatta baby! Hihihi. These are preppy office girls we're talking about here.... u know the ones on blazers, sexy skirts and T-belt stilettos (yes! I know the name of the shoes, so what?) These girls would cry even when they run out of coffee @ the office...
Aaaah, yes, bird bombs! I think I've been a target more than once but I can't remember exactly when. There are worse things that can fall from the sky on you, trust me!I can't believe the girl cried though, whatta baby! Hihihi.
These are preppy office girls we're talking about here.... u know the ones on blazers, sexy skirts and T-belt stilettos (yes! I know the name of the shoes, so what?) These girls would cry even when they run out of coffee @ the office...
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Jade wrote: Nope not me...but My CAR!! Always! NO joke I just finish washing my car and **** damn seagiull poops on my car which is black so it quite noticeable!!!! always WHY ME GOD!!?!?! (rgnfg) Why me!!!?!?!?! I have the worst luck! I get birdie "bombs" on my car all the time too... I specially hate it when I wash the car, pull in the drive way, do something upstairs - comeback down, and they marked my car already.... Got some on me once - I wished I had a riffle to shoot that damn seagull! Nice topic for lunch (or right after lunch, for some) MoCaKa
YEAPPPPP THATSS MEEEE!!!!! OMG...and sometimes i see that theyve JUST MISSED MY CAR cuz you could see the string on my back bumper!!!!! OHGUGGHGHGHGH SERIOUS I am starting to think that they see my car and laugh and say je je lets go piss her off again! lol I swear...every single time sin falta!!!
Nope not me...but My CAR!! Always! NO joke I just finish washing my car and **** damn seagiull poops on my car which is black so it quite noticeable!!!! always WHY ME GOD!!?!?! (rgnfg) Why me!!!?!?!?! I have the worst luck!
I get birdie "bombs" on my car all the time too... I specially hate it when I wash the car, pull in the drive way, do something upstairs - comeback down, and they marked my car already....
Got some on me once - I wished I had a riffle to shoot that damn seagull!
Nice topic for lunch (or right after lunch, for some) MoCaKa
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Aaaah, yes, bird bombs! I think I've been a target more than once but I can't remember exactly when. There are worse things that can fall from the sky on you, trust me! I can't believe the girl cried though, whatta baby! Hihihi.
I was coming back from lunch and I cut thru the park behind the FlatIron on Front. As I was walking, there were two beautiful “office” ladies coming towards me, one of them was really, "REALLY" cute, so when I saw her I activated my “catwalk” mode When they were like 5 meters from me, a couple of pigeons flew over and dropped a nice "bird bomb" right on top of the cute girl’s head. They stopped and the girl touched her hair and started crying… I just lower my head as I passed by pretending I didn’t see anything…I felt pretty bad for the poor girl…. That just thought me that pretty girls can be ****ted on too…. Anybody here has experimented a bird bomb before??? i did once @ the beach when i was like 12 yrs..... Fakkin seagulls
Nope not me...but My CAR!! Always! NO joke I just finish washing my car and **** damn seagiull poops on my car which is black so it quite noticeable!!!! always WHY ME GOD!!?!?! (rgnfg) Why me!!!?!?!?! I have the worst luck!
I was coming back from lunch and I cut thru the park behind the FlatIron on Front. As I was walking, there were two beautiful “office” ladies coming towards me, one of them was really, "REALLY" cute, so when I saw her I activated my “catwalk” mode
When they were like 5 meters from me, a couple of pigeons flew over and dropped a nice "bird bomb" right on top of the cute girl’s head.
They stopped and the girl touched her hair and started crying… I just lower my head as I passed by pretending I didn’t see anything…I felt pretty bad for the poor girl….
That just taught me that pretty girls can be $hitted on too….
Anybody here has experimented a bird bomb before??? i did once @ the beach when i was like 12 yrs.....
Fakkin seagulls
-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 15:37, 2006-05-08
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The opposite of "Receeive". Pffft! Desactualizados! 
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
se la saco a besos, porque estaba muy buena la socia.... 
bro thats too funny and to answer ur question, no it has never happen to me.
