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I slept with my actual girlfriend's best-friend, sister and mother.

Se te olvido la abuelita

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I dont know if i would be able to settle down with a girl like that ( Tu reput ación son las primeras seis letras de esa palabra.)...

some guys are still after the virginal type girl to settle down with.. while others are content with a bad girl turned good .... to each his own i guess

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"Si otros han sido tu escuela yo seré tu graduación Becareful she might want to take up Continued Education....ya tu saves...
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I dont know if i would be able to settle down with a girl like that ( Tu reput ación son las primeras seis letras de esa palabra.)...

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"Si otros han sido tu escuela yo seré tu graduación Becareful she might want to take up Continued Education....ya tu saves...

Good one!

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I slept with my actual girlfriend's best-friend, sister and mother.

           

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I slept with my actual girlfriend's best-friend, sister and mother.

don't forget la abuela, la vecina and her pet chihuahua

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"Si otros han sido tu escuela yo seré tu graduación

Becareful she might want to take up Continued Education....ya tu saves...

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I slept with my actual girlfriend's best-friend, sister and mother.

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Chale Tanga wrote: Jade wrote:  2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit... a man should never ask a woman about how many partners shes been with... thats just wrong in my opinion. All that matters is that Im doing him well... como es que dice aquella cancion de Ricardo Arjona: "Vendito el que estubo antes de mi porque aprendiste a hacerme feliz"... ok, ya se que I got it a lil OFF, but... makes the point.


had to find the song:






Artista: Ricardo Arjona

Album: Si el Norte Fuera el Sur

Canción: Tu re****ción

 

Tu re****ción son las primeras
seis letras de esa palabra.
Llevarte a la cama era más fácil que respirar.
Tu teléfono es de total dominio popular,
y tu colchón tiene más huellas que una playa en pleno verano.

Has hecho el amor mas veces que mi abuela
y aún no acabas ni la escuela.
Y aún sabiendo que no eres el mejor partido,
dime quien puede contra Cupido.

Y es que si yo no he sido un monje
por qué voy a exigirte que seas santa.

Si el pasado te enseñó a besar así,
bendito sea el que estuvo antes de mi.
No es dama la que se abstiene,
dama es la que se detiene
cuando encuentra lo que tu encontraste aquí.

Si el pasado te enseñó a tocarme así,
benditos los que estuvieron antes de mi.
Si otros han sido tu escuela
yo seré tu graduación,
cuando incluyas en la cama al corazón.

Dicen por ahi que tu terrible fama de ligera,
ha venido a pintarme un par de cuernos en la mollera.
Que tengo que sacarte del barrio y del país,
si es que quiero darle a esta historia un final feliz.

Si supieran la ternura inmensa que hay en ti
y todo lo que haces por mi,
sabrían que el camino andado antes de aquí
te ha preparado para mi.

Ven y abrazame sin miedos
y dame un beso a la salud de los chismosos.

Si el pasado te enseñó a besar así,
bendito sea el que estuvo antes de mi.
No es dama la que se abstiene,
dama es la que se detiene
cuando encuentra lo que tu encontraste aquí.

Si el pasado te enseñó a tocarme así,
benditos los que estuvieron antes de mi.
Si otros han sido tu escuela
yo seré tu graduación,
cuando incluyas en la cama al corazón.

Si otros han sido tu escuela
yo seré tu graduación,
cuando incluyas en la cama al corazón.



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como es que dice aquella cancion de Ricardo Arjona: "Vendito el que estubo antes de mi porque aprendiste a hacerme feliz"... ok, ya se que I got it a lil OFF, but... makes the point.

lol.. speaking of songs, i actually thought this thread was bout LL Cool J... guess not though

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Okay in light of all this cheating , jealousy, cat fight and friends and sex talk and then theres Jinx..lol 1. Have any of you ever slept (once/twice) with a friend in your circle of friends that you see regurlarly  NOP  and to this day..you have not told anyone at all, not even the current gf or bf?!?!?! Would you tell your gf/bf? or take it to the grave...IF I DID I"LL TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE    2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit... WELL I THINK THIS IS PERSONAL AND EL PASADO PASADO ES VIVE EL PRESENTE Y EL FUTURO 3. They say that when a man says hes had 20 sexual encounters..he really means 10 and when a woman says shes had 10 it really means 20..LOL TRUE OR FALSE? TRUE  



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Jade wrote:  2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit... a man should never ask a woman about how many partners shes been with... thats just wrong in my opinion. All that matters is that Im doing him well...


como es que dice aquella cancion de Ricardo Arjona:


"Vendito el que estubo antes de mi porque aprendiste a hacerme feliz"... ok, ya se que I got it a lil OFF, but... makes the point.



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Jade wrote:  2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit... a man should never ask a woman about how many partners shes been with... thats just wrong in my opinion. All that matters is that Im doing him well...

 

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 2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit...

a man should never ask a woman about how many partners shes been with... thats just wrong in my opinion. All that matters is that Im doing him well...




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GENIE wrote: Jade wrote:  1. Have any of you ever slept (once/twice) with a friend in your circle of friends that you see regurlarly and to this day..you have not told anyone at all, not even the current gf or bf?!?!?! YES THERE IS A PERSON AND NO NOBODY KNOWS AND IT WILL GO TO THE GRAVE FOR BOTH OF US. Would you tell your gf/bf? or take it to the grave...ITS GOING TO THE GRAVE FOR BOTH OF US!!!   2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit.WE HAVE NEVER ASKED OR BOTHERED TO I THINK THE PAST IS THE PAST AND IM NOW THE PRESENT!!! .. 3. They say that when a man says hes had 20 sexual encounters..he really means 10 and when a woman says shes had 10 it really means 20..LOL TRUE OR FALSE?VERY TRUE!!!! :     those of you that said : Youll take it to the grave...dont you feel guilty at all???? Ummm dont know if I am starting up anything here......  


NOPE WHY SHOULD I FEEL GUILTY IT WAS THE PAST AND WE WERE BIG ENOUGH OR SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO HAVE THAT ADVENTURE AND PASS ON. I MEAN TRULY ITS NOBODYS BUSINESS BUT OURS REGARDING OUR SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS NO!!!


 



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Jade wrote:  1. Have any of you ever slept (once/twice) with a friend in your circle of friends that you see regurlarly and to this day..you have not told anyone at all, not even the current gf or bf?!?!?! YES THERE IS A PERSON AND NO NOBODY KNOWS AND IT WILL GO TO THE GRAVE FOR BOTH OF US. Would you tell your gf/bf? or take it to the grave...ITS GOING TO THE GRAVE FOR BOTH OF US!!!   2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit.WE HAVE NEVER ASKED OR BOTHERED TO I THINK THE PAST IS THE PAST AND IM NOW THE PRESENT!!! .. 3. They say that when a man says hes had 20 sexual encounters..he really means 10 and when a woman says shes had 10 it really means 20..LOL TRUE OR FALSE?VERY TRUE!!!! :


    those of you that said : Youll take it to the grave...dont you feel guilty at all???? Ummm dont know if I am starting up anything here......


 



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 1. Have any of you ever slept (once/twice) with a friend in your circle of friends that you see regurlarly and to this day..you have not told anyone at all, not even the current gf or bf?!?!?! YES THERE IS A PERSON AND NO NOBODY KNOWS AND IT WILL GO TO THE GRAVE FOR BOTH OF US. Would you tell your gf/bf? or take it to the grave...ITS GOING TO THE GRAVE FOR BOTH OF US!!! :blankstare:   2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit.WE HAVE NEVER ASKED OR BOTHERED TO I THINK THE PAST IS THE PAST AND IM NOW THE PRESENT!!! .. 3. They say that when a man says hes had 20 sexual encounters..he really means 10 and when a woman says shes had 10 it really means 20..LOL TRUE OR FALSE?VERY TRUE!!!! :


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 1. Have any of you ever slept (once/twice) with a friend in your circle of friends that you see regurlarly and to this day..you have not told anyone at all, not even the current gf or bf?!?!?! Would you tell your gf/bf? or take it to the grave...  I was with a friends brother and i never told her, but the man knows everything


2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit... I told the man everything about my life on our 2nd date, i really liked him and i didn't want to hide anything from him.  To this day i throw it in his face when we get into a fight" you knew what you were getting into and you chose to stay"


3. They say that when a man says hes had 20 sexual encounters..he really means 10 and when a woman says shes had 10 it really means 20..LOL TRUE OR FALSE? I say true




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if a man says he has sleped wiht 20 girls divide it by 3 and when woman say they sleped with 20 multiply it by 3..... and women dont usualy count a those one night stands as sex partners...they seem to forget those details...mmmmmm
                LMAO!! LOL Ahhhhh the female race is a wonderful thing! lol (AND NO I AINT NO LESBO AIGHT!!)



COPY that...NO LESBO in sight....OVER and OUt lesbo.....oops did not mean that....
WIth out women men would be saints..seriouly...most of mens problems start with a women...you know how much fights...drinking...arguing....and so much other stuff i would of avoided if women had not been.

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1 - No. But if I did I would take it to the grave


2 - Rule of thumb is always round down to 0


3 - Generally true



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if a man says he has sleped wiht 20 girls divide it by 3 and when woman say they sleped with 20 multiply it by 3..... and women dont usualy count a those one night stands as sex partners...they seem to forget those details...mmmmmm

                LMAO!! LOL Ahhhhh the female race is a wonderful thing! lol (AND NO I AINT NO LESBO AIGHT!!)

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Okay in light of all this cheating , jealousy, cat fight and friends and sex talk and then theres Jinx..lol


1. Have any of you ever slept (once/twice) with a friend in your circle of friends that you see regurlarly and to this day..you have not told anyone at all, not even the current gf or bf?!?!?! Would you tell your gf/bf? or take it to the grave...  no, haven't had those kind of encounters with close FRIENDS - there's been a few hotties that wouldn't have minded getting to know better at some point, but managed to keep hands off from friends... kinndda afraid it would ruin the friendship too, yea.


2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit...  I change the subject and move on to a new topic (virgins don't like to admit ZEROES)


3. They say that when a man says hes had 20 sexual encounters..he really means 10 and when a woman says shes had 10 it really means 20..LOL TRUE OR FALSE? Would that logic indicate that if EITHER says "15" - it must be the TRUTH? I'll use that number next time


Me: 1. no , 2: yeah i fibbed, 3. Not sure... Your turn....-- Edited by Jade at 12:57, 2006-05-03






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1.  No


2.  Not really a # but an idea by actions and not just words.


3.  Not sure on that to be honest.  Seems true but who knows. 



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if a man says he has sleped wiht 20 girls divide it by 3 and when woman say they sleped with 20 multiply it by 3.....

and women dont usualy count a those one night stands as sex partners...they seem to forget those details...mmmmmm

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1. No... does Dogo count?... then No. @Baina
2. Truth
3. Depends on the person, but generally speaking True.

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Okay in light of all this cheating , jealousy, cat fight and friends and sex talk and then theres Jinx..lol


1. Have any of you ever slept (once/twice) with a friend in your circle of friends that you see regurlarly and to this day..you have not told anyone at all, not even the current gf or bf?!?!?! Would you tell your gf/bf? or take it to the grave...


 


2. when asked by your significant other about how many sexual partners youve had...do you tell them the truth of the exact # or do you fib the fact a bit...


3. They say that when a man says hes had 20 sexual encounters..he really means 10 and when a woman says shes had 10 it really means 20..LOL TRUE OR FALSE?


Me: 1. no , 2: yeah i fibbed, 3. Not sure...


Your turn....



-- Edited by Jade at 12:57, 2006-05-03

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