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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


Whatever JE said is irrelevant, LGs comment is on his avatar


 LOVING YOUR NEW AVATAR, Joker... I knew Kitty's like to play; but didn't realize that Kittys could play the guitar!


@Miguel: Can your cat do that?


 




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She is needs to soak those feet for a week !!!

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Chale Tanga wrote:


naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty!that chick needs a sander in order to fix her crusty feet! BLEH!

Hell yeah that's what she needs

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naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty!

that chick needs a sander in order to fix her crusty feet! BLEH!

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: LGigolo wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:    The Open Toed Shoe Pledge     ...   As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules... when wearing ... I didn't realize YOU were a girl, Joker_Esco!!!  How old are you? single? available? Now u know bro I am single but not looking WHAT - me not your type or something?  ...  That's ok, I was not quite interested, anyways Must be that, like the other Foro girls, YOU DIG DOGO, right?  

LoL

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:





LGigolo wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:    The Open Toed Shoe Pledge     ...   As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules... when wearing ... I didn't realize YOU were a girl, Joker_Esco!!!  How old are you? single? available? Now u know bro


I am single but not looking





WHAT - me not your type or something?  ...  That's ok, I was not quite interested, anyways


Must be that, like the other Foro girls, YOU DIG DOGO, right?


 




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LGigolo wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote:    The Open Toed Shoe Pledge     ...   As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules... when wearing ... I didn't realize YOU were a girl, Joker_Esco!!!  How old are you? single? available?

Now u know bro I am single but not looking

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LGigolo wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote:    The Open Toed Shoe Pledge     ...   As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules... when wearing ... I didn't realize YOU were a girl, Joker_Esco!!!  How old are you? single? available?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!




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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


   The Open Toed Shoe Pledge     ...   As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules... when wearing ...


I didn't realize YOU were a girl, Joker_Esco!!! 


How old are you? single? available?



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 The Open Toed Shoe Pledge


 


 


 


 


 


As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.


I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother,sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it
there.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put.  I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk
properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals.  Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to go my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $20 and worth EVERY penny).

I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...  nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals. 


 


Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other .



-- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 11:43, 2006-05-02

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