Paranoia

McOSIRIS · Comandante

RE: Paranoia

LAB_ · Guru

that's a very small picture.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Motown Junkie wrote:

Ha! Pets don't help!!! Sometimes my cat will sit up super straight with his ears up focusing on something. Sometimes it's actually someone and more often than not, it's a rubberband! I stopped relying on him. Please view picture. I call it, "Kitty on high alert!!"

this is my owl-cat hybrid

Chilenita · Comandante

Motown Junkie wrote:

Chilenita wrote: OMG I feel your pain MJ!! Ever since Mr. Chilenita left I hear noises at night!! Oh yeah I totally hear noises....outside...in the basement....in the kitchen....in the living room...ahhhhhhhhh all over the freaking house. My dog doesn't help!! I thought having a beast of a dog would help but it doesn't he just scares me even more cuz he barks like he is going to kill someone at every little noise which really makes me think someone is there to get me. I always think that I will be a victim of a home invasion because I live right on the corner. Thank goodness I am pregnant and not smoking cuz if not I would be smoking the herbs like mad and that would only make me more paranoid or will make me chilled out and unable to deal with a home invasion Ha! Pets don't help!!! Sometimes my cat will sit up super straight with his ears up focusing on something. Sometimes it's actually someone and more often than not, it's a rubberband! I stopped relying on him. Please view picture. I call it, "Kitty on high alert!!"

Yeah my dog will just sit and bark at the window or whatever and it freaks me out! Sometimes I think he is barking at an evil spirit that only he can see Yeah I got problems...I was much better off high

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Chilenita wrote:

OMG I feel your pain MJ!! Ever since Mr. Chilenita left I hear noises at night!! Oh yeah I totally hear noises....outside...in the basement....in the kitchen....in the living room...ahhhhhhhhh all over the freaking house. My dog doesn't help!! I thought having a beast of a dog would help but it doesn't he just scares me even more cuz he barks like he is going to kill someone at every little noise which really makes me think someone is there to get me. I always think that I will be a victim of a home invasion because I live right on the corner. Thank goodness I am pregnant and not smoking cuz if not I would be smoking the herbs like mad and that would only make me more paranoid or will make me chilled out and unable to deal with a home invasion

Ha! Pets don't help!!! Sometimes my cat will sit up super straight with his ears up focusing on something. Sometimes it's actually someone and more often than not, it's a rubberband!

I stopped relying on him.

Please view picture. I call it, "Kitty on high alert!!"

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Motown Junkie wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: I can offer my escort services to lonely and scared ladies.... GREAT!! Then you can clean my cat's $hitbox!!!

that's extra charge....

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I can offer my escort services to lonely and scared ladies....

GREAT!! Then you can clean my cat's $hitbox!!!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I can offer my escort services to lonely and scared ladies....

Chilenita · Comandante

OMG I feel your pain MJ!! Ever since Mr. Chilenita left I hear noises at night!! Oh yeah I totally hear noises....outside...in the basement....in the kitchen....in the living room...ahhhhhhhhh all over the freaking house. My dog doesn't help!! I thought having a beast of a dog would help but it doesn't he just scares me even more cuz he barks like he is going to kill someone at every little noise which really makes me think someone is there to get me. I always think that I will be a victim of a home invasion because I live right on the corner. Thank goodness I am pregnant and not smoking cuz if not I would be smoking the herbs like mad and that would only make me more paranoid or will make me chilled out and unable to deal with a home invasion

LAB_ · Guru

I have found that I am very sensitive to noises -and I blamed it on being in Cuba! So, unless I am really tired and worn out etc, it is a big problem to fall sleep if there´s any kind of persistent, "predictable" noise. I couldn´t take the chinese torture -the water drop on the forehead-, for example.

In residence, I´ve been living right on top of a huge kitchen. First, it was only the noise what bothered me, but then one day I realized that, as every kitchen, that place down there is F@CKING CROWDED with GAS KITCHENS and GAS PIPES.

I´m sitting on top of a canadian version of Little Boy!!!!

Now that´s enough to make me paranoid. So I stone myself to sleep.

next year I'm moving though.

LAB_ · Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

Maybe it's just me but I went to bed last night and I could've sworn I heard someone in my place.
So I stayed in bed, the cat was there too (so he wasn't the suspect) and I came up with a master plan to run into my bathroom with my cell, lock it behind me, and call 911 if there was someone there.
Then I got up, with knife in hand (I'd probably drop it and scream), set the alarm in my house and thought to myself, "Living on the 26th floor does mean that there's wind, stupid!"
So I crawled back into bed feeling stupid yet again.
HOWEVER, there is a reason for my madness. The contractors have keys to each unit and there have been countless times where I'd be sleeping and I'd hear my door go DING DING and some guy come in and say, "HELLO????!!!!!" No good cc: DJ Nash
Mind you, that can't top the day when I first moved into my place and decided to sleep with the blinds open because the view was great. The next morning, I don't know who was more shocked, me or the window washer!!
Back to my point, am I the only one that hears "noises" at night??? What have you done?-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 14:09, 2006-04-25

MJ u r too funny!

I am sure the window washer was VERY upset and distressed. Probably got the rest of the day off.

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Maybe it's just me but I went to bed last night and I could've sworn I heard someone in my place.

So I stayed in bed, the cat was there too (so he wasn't the suspect) and I came up with a master plan to run into my bathroom with my cell, lock it behind me, and call 911 if there was someone there.

Then I got up, with knife in hand (I'd probably drop it and scream), set the alarm in my house and thought to myself, "Living on the 26th floor does mean that there's wind, stupid!"

So I crawled back into bed feeling stupid yet again.

HOWEVER, there is a reason for my madness. The contractors have keys to each unit and there have been countless times where I'd be sleeping and I'd hear my door go DING DING and some guy come in and say, "HELLO????!!!!!" No good cc: DJ Nash

Mind you, that can't top the day when I first moved into my place and decided to sleep with the blinds open because the view was great. The next morning, I don't know who was more shocked, me or the window washer!!

Back to my point, am I the only one that hears "noises" at night??? What have you done?

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 14:09, 2006-04-25