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Jaime Cruz wrote:



I may be busy working along side Jessica Alba but when I'm free I can work on your movie.


such a giving soul... this type of generosity and willingness to help art and latinos is much appreciated. I'll send you a bag of tortillas and a couple pounds of black beans as a tolken of appreciation.  Thanks mang.


@ Luna: pot bellied greek men are the new hot!  That big round belly pouring over the front of the pants just tickles my fancy



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mine would be an indy film.... something of a cult film.  Mmmm Im thinking something along the lines of "Empire records" meets "Napolean Dynamite" meets "Bridget Jones Diary"I dont know who i'd get to play me... prob some no name up coming non-comforming actress.And some hot young latino... mmm mmm mmmm. 


Chale.. the budget for your film would be blown on the rental of midgets and monkeys alone!  THEN they wouldn't be able to hire a hot young latino.  They would have to hire a mediocre thirtysomething potbellied greekman... MMMMM mediocre pot-bellied man! MY FAV!  I SMELL BLOCKBUSTER!


haha.. as for myself, it would be a black comedy with lots of drama.  I think it would be one of those sleeper hits.  Low budget but brings in LOADS of money! I would want Rosario Dawson to play me.  She'd be able to handle the drama with a smile!



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Chale Tanga wrote:


mine would be an indy film.... something of a cult film.  Mmmm Im thinking something along the lines of "Empire records" meets "Napolean Dynamite" meets "Bridget Jones Diary"I dont know who i'd get to play me... prob some no name up coming non-comforming actress.And some hot young latino... mmm mmm mmmm. 

I may be busy working along side Jessica Alba but when I'm free I can work on your movie.

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mine would be an indy film.... something of a cult film.  Mmmm Im thinking something along the lines of "Empire records" meets "Napolean Dynamite" meets "Bridget Jones Diary"

I dont know who i'd get to play me... prob some no name up coming non-comforming actress.
And some hot young latino... mmm mmm mmmm.
 

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

How many of you think your life could be a movie. You know an actual story to tell. Do you think it would be a blockbuster movie or some low budget film? If you could pick anyone to play you who would it be and why?



My life is the Mix between Closer and Alfie....Just like that......Sad but true.

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Jaime Cruz wrote: Mine would not be an action movie. It would be a mix of a drama and a romantic comedy. I would be the star and have Jessica Alba as my long term girlfriend. and then turn it into porn? 

Well if the movie is on a budget than I would have to do what I have to do.
Especially if the budget only covers a bed, camera and a room.

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Mine would not be an action movie. It would be a mix of a drama and a romantic comedy. I would be the star and have Jessica Alba as my long term girlfriend.

and then turn it into porn? 

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Mine would not be an action movie. It would be a mix of a drama and a romantic comedy. I would be the star and have Jessica Alba as my long term girlfriend.

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For me........not a movie, but a novela!!!!


I'd want Susan Lucci to portray me!  Why?  Because she's ERICA KANE (C?) MAN!!!!  ALL MY CHILDREN!!!  I dunno, she's eccentric.  Her acting makes me laugh!  I'd want people to laugh too!



-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 13:29, 2006-04-25

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How many of you think your life could be a movie. You know an actual story to tell. Do you think it would be a blockbuster movie or some low budget film? If you could pick anyone to play you who would it be and why?


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