Cocotaso wrote: 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. lol..why is that?..mmmmm...wondering why..woman's.......any comments/ :) I think its because they were taught not to talk with there mouth full
Jaime Cruz wrote: Speaking of golden we forgot the world famous Golden Shower that women rave about. I'd love for someone to give me a golden shower!Who wouldnt love a shower made out of gold?!?!? (Pervys!! I know what you guys were thinking)@ Duro: golden rule mang... cant forget those
Jaime Cruz wrote: Speaking of golden we forgot the world famous Golden Shower that women rave about. I'd love for someone to give me a golden shower!Who wouldnt love a shower made out of gold?!?!? (Pervys!! I know what you guys were thinking)@ Duro: golden rule mang... cant forget those
Chale Tanga wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: El Duro wrote: Chale Tanga wrote: 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. Good to know! Looks like i'm pulling over some one.............. And you know she'll enjoy it as per #5 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. you guys forgot a golden rule here... women also LOVE when a man grabs her ears or hair while in the act of orally pleasing her man.we looooooooooooooooooooove that! Speaking of golden we forgot the world famous Golden Shower that women rave about.
Jaime Cruz wrote: El Duro wrote: Chale Tanga wrote: 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. Good to know! Looks like i'm pulling over some one.............. And you know she'll enjoy it as per #5 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. you guys forgot a golden rule here... women also LOVE when a man grabs her ears or hair while in the act of orally pleasing her man.we looooooooooooooooooooove that!
Jaime Cruz wrote: El Duro wrote: Chale Tanga wrote: 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. Good to know! Looks like i'm pulling over some one.............. And you know she'll enjoy it as per #5 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. you guys forgot a golden rule here... women also LOVE when a man grabs her ears or hair while in the act of orally pleasing her man.we looooooooooooooooooooove that!
Speaking of golden we forgot the world famous Golden Shower that women rave about.
El Duro wrote: Chale Tanga wrote: 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. Good to know! Looks like i'm pulling over some one.............. And you know she'll enjoy it as per #5 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
you guys forgot a golden rule here... women also LOVE when a man grabs her ears or hair while in the act of orally pleasing her man.
El Duro wrote: Chale Tanga wrote: 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. Good to know! Looks like i'm pulling over some one.............. And you know she'll enjoy it as per #5 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy ****s. 11. People in the 70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 31. when a woman is in the shower, another woman tends to randomley walk in. 32. they take off their bottoms over there shoes, or take them off, take off their bottoms, and then put the shoes back on. 33. there is always a dildo hidden behind the cushion on the couch, which the girl will pull out while smiling. 34. there is always something funny, as they will stop half way through, stare and laugh at eachiver (lesbains) 35. make sure you laugh when a man licks out a girl who hasnt used a douche.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy ****s.
11. People in the 70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. when a woman is in the shower, another woman tends to randomley walk in.
32. they take off their bottoms over there shoes, or take them off, take off their bottoms, and then put the shoes back on.
33. there is always a dildo hidden behind the cushion on the couch, which the girl will pull out while smiling.
34. there is always something funny, as they will stop half way through, stare and laugh at eachiver (lesbains)
35. make sure you laugh when a man licks out a girl who hasnt used a douche.
are good people!!!!
