Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : "What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?" Answer : "Tea, please." Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or Green tea?" Answer : "Ceylon tea." Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white? Answer : "White." Question : "Milk, or fresh cream? Answer : "With milk." Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk." Answer : "With cow's milk, please." Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black." Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer : "With sugar." Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer : "Cane sugar." Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead." Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?" Answer : "Mineral water." Question :"Flavored or non-flavored?" Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst."
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