Jinx wrote: I farted in an elevator full of people. funny nobody said anything! That was you .... Puerca ..man ...what did you eat con usted mami que se salve el alma porque el cuerpo esta Podrido!!!!!!
AJAJAJAJAJA I remember that day I ate yogurt. Dunno why, but yogurt makes me fart
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"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin
I used to fart in front of the assistant supervisor until one day in which I wasn't wearing my earplugs and I actually listen to this huge fart. Prior to that, I thought they were blended with the machinery noises and chemical odours
No it was like 5 years ago at my friends place b4 they moved to montreal. It's weird, we were all close friends so it should have been ok, but i was so red.
plus i was stoned so i guess i lost muscle control LOL.
I've done it at work, in this small office of 4 people, quite embarrassing but no smell.. no evidence, no one noticed or even flinched. I've done it at a friends condo (a small one) and man that was embarrassing.. very loud. I pretended nothing happened. If it was all guys I wouldn't care but it was mixed company. All because I sat up too fast hahah!!
LMAO... I didn't know you back then, did I? Otherwise... there would be no rings on this finger.
I've done it at work, in this small office of 4 people, quite embarrassing but no smell.. no evidence, no one noticed or even flinched. I've done it at a friends condo (a small one) and man that was embarrassing.. very loud. I pretended nothing happened. If it was all guys I wouldn't care but it was mixed company. All because I sat up too fast hahah!!
Marky Mark wrote: ZIPOTE wrote: Marky Mark wrote: LOL!! that's funny Z and Baina. Sorry Lahtina, just bored. No she didn`t do it or did she !! No, she gave me an angry face, so I'm apologizing for the thread. I know she hates these threads. LOL YEP!!! She did it!!!!
LOLOL No, no... it's just that... seriously, who hasn't had this happen to them? But I revealed my secret to Mark for handling it and the angry face was just a reminder to SHUT THE HELL UP!
ZIPOTE wrote: Marky Mark wrote: LOL!! that's funny Z and Baina. Sorry Lahtina, just bored. No she didn`t do it or did she !! No, she gave me an angry face, so I'm apologizing for the thread. I know she hates these threads. LOL
YEP!!!
She did it!!!!
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
... by sneezing, coughing, laughing or stretching/bending a funny way? I know you have. I have, it's quite humorous after the fact but during... what do u do?
LOL HOW EMBARRASING!!!! OMG that is hilarious. LMAO, BTW was it el Padre Santiago. I can see him getting really mad at something like that.
For real Bainaman i could see him putting the accordion down and walking towards you and saying ...Que hubo hermano??
@ Marky Mark mine was no accident LOL... Colombiana`s cousin and i went to eat TACO BELL after that we met with his mother at Bussiness Depot (Keele n Steeles ) we were walking thrue the computer section and i had to let it rip ... guess what that place was empty so it had an eco to it man it was so loud that even the cashiers stop doing what they were doing... After that he got in shait with his mother She though it was him !!!!!!
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This happened to me once......It was soo funny! I was at church.....and all the young people would sit together...... I was sitting beside this girl.....and I was a dumb kid trying to impress her........ There's this thing I can do with the veins on my hands........So I started to do it.....but it requires me to almost cut the circulation on the veins by tightly squeezing my wrist...bla bla bla......anyway......I was doing that.....and squeezing my wrist so hard......that I let one go involuntarily!!!!! Everyone around me started to laugh loudly.......the priest got mad!! LOL HOW EMBARRASING!!!!
OMG that is hilarious. LMAO, BTW was it el Padre Santiago. I can see him getting really mad at something like that.
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I was at church.....and all the young people would sit together......
I was sitting beside this girl.....and I was a dumb kid trying to impress her........
There's this thing I can do with the veins on my hands........So I started to do it.....but it requires me to almost cut the circulation on the veins by tightly squeezing my wrist...bla bla bla......anyway......I was doing that.....and squeezing my wrist so hard......that I let one go involuntarily!!!!! Everyone around me started to laugh loudly.......the priest got mad!! LOL
HOW EMBARRASING!!!!
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
... by sneezing, coughing, laughing or stretching/bending a funny way? I know you have. I have, it's quite humorous after the fact but during... what do u do?
i know
Zipote: 
All this just to tell us about the ring .....
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
OMG that is hilarious. LMAO, BTW was it el Padre Santiago. I can see him getting really mad at something like that. 
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
