So she has a penis....

bistor · Guru

RE: So she has a penis....

Salsagal · Guru

that happened on an episode of CSI. Yeah, i think if i was a guy, id go nuts.

LAB_ · Guru

I'd also like to add that I consider Maury a fraud and a public threat. I have developed this loooong tirade of things about him and his show that I don't like at all... but since none asked my opinion I'm "only" going to say as much.

LAB_ · Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

@ LAB: but some guys don't even do foreplay ... I mean awhile back this happened in the States ... were two guys did their thing with a girl who turned out to be a boy ... obivously he gave them an excuse for anal sex but come on they get it on and when they found out a couple of weeks later that she was indeed a he they killed him ...
So guys remember, touch it only takes a few seconds ...

Well, those guys suck!

Actually, it's pitiful. Foreplay is as much fun as playing "rough" with your best friend was when a child. The aftermath is quite different, of course.

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

@ LAB: but some guys don't even do foreplay ... I mean awhile back this happened in the States ... were two guys did their thing with a girl who turned out to be a boy ... obivously he gave them an excuse for anal sex but come on they get it on and when they found out a couple of weeks later that she was indeed a he they killed him ...

So guys remember, touch it only takes a few seconds ...

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Jinx wrote:

I have a PENIS! ....somewhere in my drawers I have a 12 inch dildo jajajajaja

HAHAHA!!! Amen sista!!!

And............... *ahem* when the batteries are dead, go for the hand held showerhead!!!!

X4v13r · Comandante

LAB_ wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

LAB_ wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:
This is a question for the guys. I always watch Maury Povich on my days off and he always has messed up topics and shows where you guess if the she is a he. In some cases it's obvious who is and who isn't a woman. My question is what would you do if you went to a club and picked up a girl only to find out later that night in either your bed or hers that she was a man?
I would go nuts. I've heard of cases where people like this get killed. I wouldn't kill the person but I would definately hurt them for lying like that. It's a scary world when you realize that a situation like this has happened many times.

Jaime, a side observation. By the time I'd get in either my or "her" bed, I want to believe I'd already know who/what am I dealing with!!!!

well, thats a whole new thread......if u already knew by the time u got to hers/urs bed y go to the bed??

i know about people doing it in the taxi on da way home.

X@vier

Foreplay, anyone?

What, am I not making any sense by suggesting that if you're on your way to your personalized version of the Muslim Eden, you'll probably have a way to corroborate whether you're dealing with a he or a she?

"Doing it on the taxi... way home".

Ok, stay with me on this one.

You're at some club downtown.

The girl you've been eyeing ALL NIGHT LONG (also, ALL SUMMER/WINTER/WEEKED) has, somehow, started a conversation with you, and three hours later, giggles and looks and winks and all kinds of silent and not-so-silent signals, she invites you over to her place.

You both go out the club, you hail a taxi and GUESS WHAT YOU -hey, at least me- will be most likely doing while you both happily roll towards your most wonderful whip cream, portishead laced, ganja flavoured evening with a girl?

Talking politics?

Baseball?

OTHER women?

Yeah, right.

THAT'S WHEN you can't avoid finding out if apollo has got a problem.

bro not all one night stands start that way or go that way and I'm sure if some1 is hidding something like that, it would not go that way.

X@vier

LAB_ · Guru

X4v13r wrote:

LAB_ wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:
This is a question for the guys. I always watch Maury Povich on my days off and he always has messed up topics and shows where you guess if the she is a he. In some cases it's obvious who is and who isn't a woman. My question is what would you do if you went to a club and picked up a girl only to find out later that night in either your bed or hers that she was a man?
I would go nuts. I've heard of cases where people like this get killed. I wouldn't kill the person but I would definately hurt them for lying like that. It's a scary world when you realize that a situation like this has happened many times.

Jaime, a side observation. By the time I'd get in either my or "her" bed, I want to believe I'd already know who/what am I dealing with!!!!

well, thats a whole new thread......if u already knew by the time u got to hers/urs bed y go to the bed??

i know about people doing it in the taxi on da way home.

X@vier

Foreplay, anyone?

What, am I not making any sense by suggesting that if you're on your way to your personalized version of the Muslim Eden, you'll probably have a way to corroborate whether you're dealing with a he or a she?

"Doing it on the taxi... way home".

Ok, stay with me on this one.

You're at some club downtown.

The girl you've been eyeing ALL NIGHT LONG (also, ALL SUMMER/WINTER/WEEKED) has, somehow, started a conversation with you, and three hours later, giggles and looks and winks and all kinds of silent and not-so-silent signals, she invites you over to her place.

You both go out the club, you hail a taxi and GUESS WHAT YOU -hey, at least me- will be most likely doing while you both happily roll towards your most wonderful whip cream, portishead laced, ganja flavoured evening with a girl?

Talking politics?

Baseball?

OTHER women?

Yeah, right.

THAT'S WHEN you can't avoid finding out if apollo has got a problem.

Julie · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

This is a question for the guys. I always watch Maury Povich on my days off and he always has messed up topics and shows where you guess if the she is a he. In some cases it's obvious who is and who isn't a woman. My question is what would you do if you went to a club and picked up a girl only to find out later that night in either your bed or hers that she was a man? I would go nuts. I've heard of cases where people like this get killed. I wouldn't kill the person but I would definately hurt them for lying like that. It's a scary world when you realize that a situation like this has happened many times.

Stop picking up pple @ a club for exemple, plus I would think you'll be able to find out about the real gender way before getting to that point.

Refar to Jinx thread and the "cheek to cheek" dance

X4v13r · Comandante

LAB_ wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:
This is a question for the guys. I always watch Maury Povich on my days off and he always has messed up topics and shows where you guess if the she is a he. In some cases it's obvious who is and who isn't a woman. My question is what would you do if you went to a club and picked up a girl only to find out later that night in either your bed or hers that she was a man?
I would go nuts. I've heard of cases where people like this get killed. I wouldn't kill the person but I would definately hurt them for lying like that. It's a scary world when you realize that a situation like this has happened many times.

Jaime, a side observation. By the time I'd get in either my or "her" bed, I want to believe I'd already know who/what am I dealing with!!!!

well, thats a whole new thread......if u already knew by the time u got to hers/urs bed y go to the bed??

i know about people doing it in the taxi on da way home.

X@vier

LAB_ · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

This is a question for the guys. I always watch Maury Povich on my days off and he always has messed up topics and shows where you guess if the she is a he. In some cases it's obvious who is and who isn't a woman. My question is what would you do if you went to a club and picked up a girl only to find out later that night in either your bed or hers that she was a man?
I would go nuts. I've heard of cases where people like this get killed. I wouldn't kill the person but I would definately hurt them for lying like that. It's a scary world when you realize that a situation like this has happened many times.

Jaime, a side observation. By the time I'd get in either my or "her" bed, I want to believe I'd already know who/what am I dealing with!!!!

JR · Guru

X4v13r wrote:

Jinx wrote: I have a PENIS! ....somewhere in my drawers I have a 12 inch dildo jajajajaja CLASSIC!!!! too funny to answer the question i run the **** out and straight to the washroom to take a shower for a day or till my skin turns like a raisin. X@vier

X4v13r · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

X4v13r wrote:
Jinx wrote: I have a PENIS! ....somewhere in my drawers I have a 12 inch dildo jajajajaja CLASSIC!!!! too funny to answer the question i run the **** out and straight to the washroom to take a shower for a day or till my skin turns like a raisin. X@vier
I would tooI don't know if you've seen the movie ACE VENTURA but I would look like Jim Carey in the washroom when he finds out he kissed a man

LOL
that scene was taken from another movie called the "crying game" yeah i know what u r talking about.

haha..

X@vier

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

X4v13r wrote:

Jinx wrote: I have a PENIS! ....somewhere in my drawers I have a 12 inch dildo jajajajaja CLASSIC!!!! too funny to answer the question i run the **** out and straight to the washroom to take a shower for a day or till my skin turns like a raisin. X@vier

I would too

I don't know if you've seen the movie ACE VENTURA but I would look like Jim Carey in the washroom when he finds out he kissed a man

El Representante · Guru

Yeah - What Can I say . . .

It Would Never Get To That Point . . .

* Facken Surprises *

Yuck!

X4v13r · Comandante

Jinx wrote:

I have a PENIS!

....somewhere in my drawers I have a 12 inch dildo jajajajaja

CLASSIC!!!! too funny

to answer the question

i run the **** out and straight to the washroom to take a shower for a day or till my skin turns like a raisin.

X@vier

Daeveed · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

This is a question for the guys. I always watch Maury Povich on my days off and he always has messed up topics and shows where you guess if the she is a he. In some cases it's obvious who is and who isn't a woman. My question is what would you do if you went to a club and picked up a girl only to find out later that night in either your bed or hers that she was a man? I would go nuts. I've heard of cases where people like this get killed. I wouldn't kill the person but I would definately hurt them for lying like that. It's a scary world when you realize that a situation like this has happened many times.

I don't go to clubs (yet another reason...)

Jinx · TOP Guru

I have a PENIS!

....somewhere in my drawers I have a 12 inch dildo jajajajaja

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

This is a question for the guys. I always watch Maury Povich on my days off and he always has messed up topics and shows where you guess if the she is a he. In some cases it's obvious who is and who isn't a woman. My question is what would you do if you went to a club and picked up a girl only to find out later that night in either your bed or hers that she was a man?

I would go nuts. I've heard of cases where people like this get killed. I wouldn't kill the person but I would definately hurt them for lying like that. It's a scary world when you realize that a situation like this has happened many times.