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Another entertaining nihg last night...


Lots of alcohol, a dance off with a Filipino hooker, and a 3am chase by a beggar with a monkey....


Indiana Melanie signing off..



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I was expecting you to finish the story with 'at the end of the day I was able to sew together 3 pairs of Nikes, 8 shirts for Gap and a pair of pants for Winners.'



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I am on the hunt for a square watermelon and a egg cuber.. Just went to the sketchiest place in my life.....I had to walk down an alley to meet a guy named FW- Fat Winston who took me into a building up an elevator -With no numbers on the buttons....I had no idea what floor i was on...then we walked down two flights of stairs to a apartment with a caged door...FW proceeded to shake the door making a bunch of noise. One minute later a little Chinese dude opens the door to a SHOPPING PARADISE... GUCCI, PRADA, DIOR, HERMES, D&G, MULBERRY, ROLEX, OMEGA etc etc etc He wouldnt let me take a picture otherwise I would post it...friggin unbelievable. Got me a ROLEX...BLING BLING and a bunch of purses....It was a great adventure. Hopefully I can top this day tommorow with another freaky experience.


Wowww, what andventure.


 



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I am on the hunt for a square watermelon and a egg cuber.. Just went to the sketchiest place in my life.....I had to walk down an alley to meet a guy named FW- Fat Winston who took me into a building up an elevator -With no numbers on the buttons....I had no idea what floor i was on...then we walked down two flights of stairs to a apartment with a caged door...FW proceeded to shake the door making a bunch of noise. One minute later a little Chinese dude opens the door to a SHOPPING PARADISE... GUCCI, PRADA, DIOR, HERMES, D&G, MULBERRY, ROLEX, OMEGA etc etc etc He wouldnt let me take a picture otherwise I would post it...friggin unbelievable. Got me a ROLEX...BLING BLING and a bunch of purses....It was a great adventure. Hopefully I can top this day tommorow with another freaky experience.

I thought it was like an after hours club or something....

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I am on the hunt for a square watermelon and a egg cuber..


Just went to the sketchiest place in my life.....I had to walk down an alley to meet a guy named FW- Fat Winston who took me into a building up an elevator -With no numbers on the buttons....I had no idea what floor i was on...then we walked down two flights of stairs to a apartment with a caged door...FW proceeded to shake the door making a bunch of noise.


One minute later a little Chinese dude opens the door to a SHOPPING PARADISE...


GUCCI, PRADA, DIOR, HERMES, D&G, MULBERRY, ROLEX, OMEGA etc etc etc


He wouldnt let me take a picture otherwise I would post it...friggin unbelievable.


Got me a ROLEX...BLING BLING and a bunch of purses....It was a great adventure.


Hopefully I can top this day tommorow with another freaky experience.



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u are the detective of the foro!



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sorry I got stuck with the square eggs...


I think I solved the mystery...




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Dogo wrote: Well, they are regular watermelons, they just put a box around them as they are growing, mainly to save on transport Same idea with the square eggs unless they boil them in ice cube trays???

or perhaps the rooster has a square weewee...

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Well, they are regular watermelons, they just put a box around them as they are growing, mainly to save on transport
Same idea with the square eggs




unless they boil them in ice cube trays???

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in that Simpsons episode Homer spends his last couple hundred of dollars on one and when he starts walking away from the grocer, it pops back into regular watermelon shape. just thought i'd share that.


Well, they are regular watermelons, they just put a box around them as they are growing, mainly to save on transport


Same idea with the square eggs



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in that Simpsons episode Homer spends his last couple hundred of dollars on one and when he starts walking away from the grocer, it pops back into regular watermelon shape. just thought i'd share that.

ZENKIU....

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in that Simpsons episode Homer spends his last couple hundred of dollars on one and when he starts walking away from the grocer, it pops back into regular watermelon shape.

just thought i'd share that.

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 They prolly taste like Jolly Ranchers BTW, I prefer square eggs



WTF????



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this looks so fakken weird.... I wonder what it would taste like???


They prolly taste like Jolly Ranchers


BTW, I prefer square eggs



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this looks so fakken weird....


I wonder what it would taste like???




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melanie wrote:
 @McOsiris I hope your not sending me on a wild goose chase for a square watermelon that doesnt even exist




Love those melons!

and of course they exist, they also showed them on the Simpsons!

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 @McOsiris I hope your not sending me on a wild goose chase for a square watermelon that doesnt even exist



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I thought that you might have been loged on with the jet lag.


Well enjoy the rest of your trip and have a great time in Hong Kong


Take lots of pics and post them to make us discover through your eyes those places.



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Hope u have a safe return home melanie..


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where r u anyways?


I am in China and missing the FORO....


only 6 days left until I come home.


@McOsiris


I hope your not sending me on a wild goose chase for a square watermelon that doesnt even exist



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ok.... forget the Geisha or the girls with questionable rep utation...


 


bring me a square watermelon...


 


 


ETA: P utation (@ ADMIN...... lower your filters please)



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hey melanie make sure u take some pics so u can share them with us

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McOSIRIS wrote: melanie wrote: LOL....unfortunately im not in Japan..no geisha's here.  There are however young women with questionable employment around here....I can get you a price if you like...loll sure... send me a quote.... a quote? just bring him a catalogue, he can order them direct!!!! Melanie, make sure you're back for our sushi night out... or do u still want oriental? lol!! and yes I am Peruvian... pass the Inca Cola por favor!!!


I wont be back until the 1st Apr.  I know you guys would have had about three fun gatherings by then...dammit.  I love oriental food anyway...plus tommorow I am going to have Italian in HK....pretty exciting.


See you guys FORSURE when i get home.


 



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LOL....unfortunately im not in Japan..no geisha's here.  There are however young women with questionable employment around here....I can get you a price if you like...loll

sure...
send me a quote....




a quote? just bring him a catalogue, he can order them direct!!!!

Melanie, make sure you're back for our sushi night out... or do u still want oriental? lol!!

and yes I am Peruvian... pass the Inca Cola por favor!!!

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LOL....unfortunately im not in Japan..no geisha's here.  There are however young women with questionable employment around here....I can get you a price if you like...loll


sure...


send me a quote....




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melanie wrote:   Off to Hong Kong tommorow for six days- hopefully lots of shopping. Bring me a Geisha... thanx


LOL....unfortunately im not in Japan..no geisha's here. 


There are however young women with questionable employment around here....I can get you a price if you like...loll



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  Off to Hong Kong tommorow for six days- hopefully lots of shopping.


Bring me a Geisha...


thanx



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melanie wrote: Dammit guys...I felt so alone and signed off...... I should have known there would be support in the foro. I am still in China...worn out...and a little battered.  Cant wait to come home already...Only one more week left. Definately addicted. How many more foro gatherings I have I missed?       You're missing a gathering almost every week sometimes twice a week plus after parties (see Zipote's bday thread)!!!!! What r u doing there? @Dogo: And Lahtina says I'm mean to u guys fine I know when i'm not wanted ok back to reality @ DOGO: FAKKER!!!!


Very Sad.  I am back in town on April 1st...You guys better not leave me out.  I deserve a nice Foro gathering.


I am here working my A$$ off.  It is 11pm right now.  I have been here since 8:30am...Im so tired.  Off to Hong Kong tommorow for six days- hopefully lots of shopping.



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LaDyBuG wrote: Dogo wrote: Are you in Australia?And you woke me up for nothing??!!!!! LOL Que Dramatico!  hahaha She's in China or Japan I think....(where Mark is from)  LOL OMG Mark is asian???? I thought he was Peruvian!


Same thing....no?


HAHAHA


Just Joking MM



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OMG Mark is asian???? I thought he was Peruvian!

LOL...

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Are you in Australia?And you woke me up for nothing??!!!!! LOL

Que Dramatico!  hahaha
She's in China or Japan I think....(where Mark is from)  LOL




OMG Mark is asian????

I thought he was Peruvian!

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I am so rice and noodle'd out. I have been bustin the Karoake every night practically...LOL The funny $hit I have ever seen.  I have sang every Madonna, George Michael and Spandau Ballet song they have....I suck. I only had one interesting run in with a native....I think we call him Cockaroach...

Definitivelly a native LOL

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I am so rice and noodle'd out.


I have been bustin the Karoake every night practically...LOL


The funny $hit I have ever seen.  I have sang every Madonna, George Michael and Spandau Ballet song they have....I suck.


I only had one interesting run in with a native....I think we call him Cockaroach...



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Dammit guys...I felt so alone and signed off......
I should have known there would be support in the foro.
I am still in China...worn out...and a little battered.  Cant wait to come home already...Only one more week left.
Definately addicted.
How many more foro gatherings I have I missed?  
 
 




You're missing a gathering almost every week sometimes twice a week plus after parties (see Zipote's bday thread)!!!!! What r u doing there?

@Dogo: And Lahtina says I'm mean to u guys

fine I know when i'm not wanted













ok back to reality @ DOGO: FAKKER!!!!

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Dogo wrote: melanie wrote: Dammit guys...I felt so alone and signed off...... I should have known there would be support in the foro. I am still in China...worn out...and a little battered.  Cant wait to come home already...Only one more week left. Definately addicted. How many more foro gatherings I have I missed?       In China? WOW!.... you should try the rice there, I heard it's good.... well, that's what MM says   LOL!! And the Kareoke too....don't forget the Kareoke.....LOL


Oh ya ya!! Kareoke (?)


mmmmm, now I'm craving dim sum



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melanie wrote: Dammit guys...I felt so alone and signed off...... I should have known there would be support in the foro. I am still in China...worn out...and a little battered.  Cant wait to come home already...Only one more week left. Definately addicted. How many more foro gatherings I have I missed?       In China? WOW!.... you should try the rice there, I heard it's good.... well, that's what MM says   LOL!!


And the Kareoke too....don't forget the Kareoke.....LOL



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Dammit guys...I felt so alone and signed off...... I should have known there would be support in the foro. I am still in China...worn out...and a little battered.  Cant wait to come home already...Only one more week left. Definately addicted. How many more foro gatherings I have I missed?      


In China? WOW!.... you should try the rice there, I heard it's good.... well, that's what MM says   LOL!!



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Dammit guys...I felt so alone and signed off......


I should have known there would be support in the foro.


I am still in China...worn out...and a little battered.  Cant wait to come home already...Only one more week left.


Definately addicted.


How many more foro gatherings I have I missed?  


 


 



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Mark is from Brampton, I doubt there's 11 hours difference in Brampton.   LOL




It's more of a lag not really a time difference in Brampton

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Dogo wrote: Are you in Australia?And you woke me up for nothing??!!!!! LOL Que Dramatico!  hahaha She's in China or Japan I think....(where Mark is from)  LOL



Mark is from Brampton, I doubt there's 11 hours difference in Brampton.   LOL



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Hey Melanie....how's it going over there? I'm glad you're showing signs of addiction.....LOL


What the hell??!!! I had posted before you!!! (I checked)


Foro is wack! WACK! (I like saying "wack") WACK!



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Are you in Australia?And you woke me up for nothing??!!!!! LOL


Que Dramatico!  hahaha


She's in China or Japan I think....(where Mark is from)  LOL



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Are you in Australia?
And did you wake me up for nothing??!!!!! LOL

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Hey Melanie....how's it going over there?


I'm glad you're showing signs of addiction.....LOL



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Not at all Alex.


Lovin the foro.


 



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hi Mel..


what's up??


do you have any problem here?



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This is the first time in one week that I have had the chance to catch up on the "goings ons" in the foro.  I really miss it..LOL  Unfortunately its 4:30pm here and you guys are all sleeping.   WAKE  UP DAMMIT AND ENTERTAIN ME


Do you guys ever sign-on when you are away? 



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