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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> MARIA: Here it is.
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS: Maria.
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> TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
> FRANK: Because of the sign..
> TEACHER: What sign?
> FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
>Slow."
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>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
>the floor?
>JOHN: You told me to do it without using
>tables.
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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
>spell it.
> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
>didn't have ten years ago.
>WINNIE: Me!
> TEACHER: Glen , why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
>you are.
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> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> MILLIE: I is...
> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter
>of the alphabet."
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>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
>cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
>father didn't punish him?
>LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
>hand.
>TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
>cook.
>TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
>as your brother's. Did you copy his?
>CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
>when people are no longer interested?
>HAROLD: A teacher.