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TV Buff wrote:

My work gives me stuff to do and then they pay me.
 
I like my work.





lol!! good one


Well at my work we have a week of workshops and stuff....this year i got to go scuba diving and had a self defence course, where i was the only guy and got picked on by the teacher, he threw me all around the floor while the rest of the students "girls" laugh at me but over all it was fun plus we had a br8 luch and a guest speaker


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McOSIRIS wrote: my company hires exotic dancers to help me with my cost recovery reports..... Too bad they're male dancers.
no wonder I concentrated more in my work than in the help....




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Marky Mark wrote:


McOSIRIS wrote: my company hires exotic dancers to help me with my cost recovery reports..... Too bad they're male dancers.

no wonder I concentrated more in my work than in the help....

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My work gives me stuff to do and then they pay me.


 


I like my work.



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McOSIRIS wrote:

my company hires exotic dancers to help me with my cost recovery reports.....



Too bad they're male dancers.

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My work gives us quarterly bonuses, from the company`s revenue.  There is always recognitions at staff meetings where people get gift certificates of $100 and stuff.  Cool company outings with everything paid for.  And apparently they`re going to implement more stuff.

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McOSIRIS wrote:


my company hires exotic dancers to help me with my cost recovery reports.....


LOL..


at least u get something....



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my company hires exotic dancers to help me with my cost recovery reports.....


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HERE AT WORK SO THAT NOBODY LEAVES THE STORE THEY BUY THE SALES GUY LUNCH AND DINNER SO THAT THEY SELL MORE THEY ALSO HAVE A CHEF COME IN ONCE A WEEK AND WEEKENDS TOO COOK FRESH FOR US ALL WHICH IS NICE!


how nice......


Where I work.. u're lucky if you have time to eat lunch.. which u need to bring...



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HERE AT WORK SO THAT NOBODY LEAVES THE STORE THEY BUY THE SALES GUY LUNCH AND DINNER SO THAT THEY SELL MORE


THEY ALSO HAVE A CHEF COME IN ONCE A WEEK AND WEEKENDS TOO COOK FRESH FOR US ALL WHICH IS NICE!



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Those are cool prizes. At the office here, they bring in a massage therapist and u pay half the fee, the other half is covered by OHIP so you get a professional massage for $12.

Just last Friday the boss bought some expensive cakes as a treat to the employees for our 'hard work' last week. Our department had first dibs which was nice.

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This lady came in representing Mary Kay.


She wants to give the employees of the company a makeover (too bad Confu don't work here).


Anyway....


Many companies have now lifestyle management courses, styling, etc......Mostly in the states....that I know of......


Do any of your companies have these types of programs??


How about insentive programs and company perks??


For example...


For the March Madness Tournament.......The company made an office pool.....risk free........


No $$$ needed to be wagered........you just pick the teams....and hope to make it to the end........


Prizes included $500 gift certificates from Amazon.com and various online stores....


 



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