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What are kids thinking? The bath tub is not a Toys chest. I'm afraid one day I will slip in the tub and get Batman or Sponge Bob stuck up my a$$. Today I found a soccer ball in the bath tub. A SOCCER BALL!!! Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.  


LOL! 


  "playground in the bath tub"   We don;t have any kids in my house, but this is so cute and funny to read ehehh  



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LMAO... Delirious!

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ANYONE REMEMBER THIS?!?!?


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I got a scar, over my eye till this day from
playing the fart game in the bathtub.

  
                  
Me and my big brother used to play it. We were poor,
we didn't have mr. bubble, we played the fart game.

  
                  
"I think it's smelly !"

  
                  
"I'm G.I Joe, I'm swimming on the water..."

  
                  
And my big brother was sitting in the other end
of the tub, and made **** in the tub.

  
                  
He wanted to add some excitement to the game.

  
                  
He said: "And then a big brown shark came."

  
                  
I jumped up and said: "Aaaaah."

  
                  
Cut my eye on the soap dish, blood
gushing out and ****.

  
                  
Screaming, my mother ran in the bathroom.

  
                  
Seeing my big brother sittin in the bathroom
with a piece of **** in his hand.

  
                  
I was layin at the bottom of the water with blood
gushing outta my eye...

  
                  
And G.I. Joe up my ass...

  
                  
My mother: "What the **** is going on over here ?"
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So True... LOL!

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What are kids thinking? The bath tub is not a Toys chest. I'm afraid one day I will slip in the tub and get Batman or Sponge Bob stuck up my a$$. Today I found a soccer ball in the bath tub. A SOCCER BALL!!! Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.  


SEE NOW A DAYS KIDS HAVE TOYS TO PLAY WITH IN THE TUB...


WHEN I WAS GROWING UP...MY MOTHER USE TO GIVE ME THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE AND SAY "SHUT UP PLAY WITH THIS"...



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I dunno why but  I thought about sex toys.....




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Danny416 wrote: god does it feel good to have no kids at this age...i couldnt deal with none of that BS You probably deal with other type of BS...right!


ohh yeahh!! tell me about it..dealing with annoying customers over the phone at work..ummmmm what else ..the cold weather..and lets not forget retarded B****es like missssssssssexotic who seem enjoy mentioning my name quite often lol...you can say I do put up with a fair amount of BS


so the last thing i need to deal with is with some little enano lol noo thanx....too young for that i wanna enjoy my life b4 i 'ever" consider thinking of raising a kid



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Danny416 wrote: god does it feel good to have no kids at this age...i couldnt deal with none of that BS SHOULD I BOTHER SAYING SOMETHING???


NO!


Cuz BS could mean "batman stuff"


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god does it feel good to have no kids at this age...i couldnt deal with none of that BS

SHOULD I BOTHER SAYING SOMETHING???

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I dunno why but  I thought about sex toys.....

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I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote! The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...!


Looks like everyone had a special kind !


I shared it ! Funny what pple you don't know do with "some" alcohol flowing



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What are kids thinking? The bath tub is not a Toys chest. I'm afraid one day I will slip in the tub and get Batman or Sponge Bob stuck up my a$$. Today I found a soccer ball in the bath tub. A SOCCER BALL!!! Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.  

 LOL!!! My bathtub  has hot wheels, spiderman, buzzlightyear ....etc... and even his toohthbrush and toothpaste. He likes to brush his teeth when he takes a bath!! LOL!! Oh and you are not the only one who has the soccerball problem. My little one thows all his balls in there!! LOL!!

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god does it feel good to have no kids at this age...i couldnt deal with none of that BS

You probably deal with other type of BS...right!

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You are killing me!!! and I'm at work!


ppl are looking at me like WTF!!!



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LaDyBuG wrote: Ponches wrote: I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote! The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...! Quien?  EL telefonero?  LOL Ese mizmito!


Si con una mano hablaba por telefono....ya me imagino lo que hacia con la otra?   ....."sacude sacude"


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Ponches wrote: I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote! The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...! Quien?  EL telefonero?  LOL

Ese mizmito!

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Ponches wrote: I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote! The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...!   I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote  ..... QUE TE LO SACUDIERON !!!!

LMAO

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The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...!


 


lol ..PONCHES ....j/k ...YEA I KNOW I HIRED THE DOORMAN PERO SOLO EN EL TELEFONO EL CHUC@# DE SU M#@$%



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Ponches wrote: I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote! The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...!   I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote  ..... QUE TE LO SACUDIERON !!!!


hahahahaha


Y se dice...... KE TE lo sacudieron?   LOL


 



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I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote! The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...!


 


I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote  ..... QUE TE LO SACUDIERON !!!!



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I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote! The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...!

Quien?  EL telefonero?  LOL

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I got the special treatment! Verdad Zipote!


The good thing about the bathroom that day, Zipote hired a doorman to stand by the washroom all nite long...!



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LaDyBuG wrote: ZAPATO.....next thing you know....you got Bollywood jewlery and chancletas up your toosh.....lol   OOoh you saw them on saturday .... Didn`t you !!!


LOL


I never had a chance to use the bathroom.....a cada rato entraba alguien.....just ask PONCHES.....he waited 30mins with his legs crossed.....lol



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ZAPATO.....next thing you know....you got Bollywood jewlery and chancletas up your toosh.....lol


 


OOoh you saw them on saturday .... Didn`t you !!!



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ZIPOTE wrote: Ponches wrote: : Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.   At least it was a soccer ball try getting a barbie doll off your a$$ Bro I';m telling you, they got everything in there...Spiderman, Batman, Hot wheels, Soccer ball, Is a play ground in there!


Before you know they will fill it up with real sand! 


(le dije a esa chikki que asi no se cobra el insurance....)lol


 


@ ZAPATO.....next thing you know....you got Bollywood jewlery and chancletas up your toosh.....lol



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I take all the toys out before I go in there. I'm not taking any risks. I think they have a hold of my Life Insurance...! Or Chikki...!


 


       OOh man you kill me bro !!!!!



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Ponches wrote: : Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.   At least it was a soccer ball try getting a barbie doll off your a$$

Bro I';m telling you, they got everything in there...Spiderman, Batman, Hot wheels, Soccer ball, Is a play ground in there!

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I take all the toys out before I go in there. I'm not taking any risks.


I think they have a hold of my Life Insurance...! Or Chikki...!



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: Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.  

At least it was a soccer ball try getting a barbie doll off your a$$

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What are kids thinking? The bath tub is not a Toys chest. I'm afraid one day I will slip in the tub and get Batman or Sponge Bob stuck up my a$$. Today I found a soccer ball in the bath tub. A SOCCER BALL!!! Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.  


And as a parent it's your duty to inform them.....lol


But did you slip on the soccer ball?  Or they were just storing it in the tub?



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What are kids thinking? The bath tub is not a Toys chest.


I'm afraid one day I will slip in the tub and get Batman or Sponge Bob stuck up my a$$.


Today I found a soccer ball in the bath tub. A SOCCER BALL!!!


Am I the only one with this trouble? I guess Kids are too young to understand the danger of this.


 



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