This guy at work got some acid dropplets on him, and I told him...You only have about ten seconds to take a shower or it'll burn you like hell. ANd he said , oh no!, it's ok. I told him again- just go and take a shower, ... and again He said he was fine.
Half an hour later he came back and said to me.. You know TT you were rigth, I took a shower cause it started to burn and I got some blisters on my back.
And he's supposed to be training me for that job; luckily I have some previous experience with chemicals or I could have some spots on my skin by now...
Julie wrote: God wrote: ahhhh there's nothing better than sip a of coffee after a good argument with a mad, clueless blonde...cheers ! LOL, this blonde and you, it's the never ending story I'm gonna drive her crazyyyyyy...I'm pretty close....
Are yousure it is not the other way around for now ? j/k
Is she the one that was going on vacations all the time ?
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I used to work this guy who didn't know how to tell if his 'caps lock' was on or off on his keyboard, so he would hit the caps lock key, open MS word and type a few letters to check.
I'd point at the keyboard light but he wouldn't listen....to him his method was better!
Julie wrote: God wrote: ahhhh there's nothing better than sip a of coffee after a good argument with a mad, clueless blonde...cheers ! LOL, this blonde and you, it's the never ending story
I'm gonna drive her crazyyyyyy...I'm pretty close....
McOSIRIS wrote: God wrote: ahhhh there's nothing better than sip a of coffee after a good argument with a mad, clueless blonde...cheers ! does she have big knokers at least????
Nope, even if she had a big, perky, firm rack, stupidity is not appealing.
Do you have any stories of Dumb Co-workers.... I have one blonde dumb Bish that she got in my nerves..I gave her shiat twice today, and I decided to ignore her ,I have no patience for dumb people that do not make an effort for do something better..... Pat-hetic ! She complained that her computer didn't work.....the fukin' computer it was off -- Edited by God at 15:13, 2006-03-09
This Is Funny - Are you Sure She Wasn't Just Trying To Get Your Attention ? ? ?
Dogo wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Hmmmm, actually we have no dumb co-workers in here!! So i have no stories to share! I wonder if your co-workers feel the same way Don't you have some a$$ snifing to do!!!
Are you volunteering? LOL!
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angelita dulce wrote: Hmmmm, actually we have no dumb co-workers in here!! So i have no stories to share! I wonder if your co-workers feel the same way
There is not enough space and/or time for me to write all the dumb-@ss things and people that I have to deal with on a daily basis. Let me put it to you this way... some of these guys, I can't believe that out of all the sperm... they were the fastest swimmers, it just does not compute
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This story is not dumb-related as language barrier-related. A co-worker came in to ask me the other day "how do you spell Ioqueroh?" I'm like, "who the hell is Ioqueroh?" She goes, Ioqueroh taco bell?" I couldn't stop laughing!
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I was setting up a new system here at work a while back...I needed to speak to the guy who created the new program in Boston.....anyhow we are chatting away on the phone and he tells me that he would be going to Washington next month to visit his bro that is in the F.B.I...blah blah blah...and he would get a chance to meet Bush....so I was like ewwwwww I wouldn't want to meet Bush and he said
"well it's not like Tony Blair is any better"......
and I was like "um yeah I know but what does that have to do with what we are talking about"
and he said
ISN'T CANADA RULED BY ENGLAND?
FUCK what an idiot...so yeah he had no clue we have our own prime minister
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My manager at work is a little shall we say "SLOW"...we call her trucker cause she looks kinda butch, her husband's a gay man in denial, and SHE STILL WORKS A MULLET!
why do i feel she is grey matter deprived? well 3 is an even number to her
well i work in a bar and his new girl we hired came up to me and asked me if canadian was a beer? she also asked if i could tell the difference between coors light and guiness...
and the best one was...
a guy asked her if we sole the beer sol in stead of corona.to which she responded...ummm let me go ask...so she came up to me and said do we sell sol? i said no we sell corona. so she said yeah i know that he asked for that already....i think he means the fish...at that point i just looked at her a turned away to talk to the customer myself...
how did she get hired you might ask...big boobies!!!
I have one blonde dumb Bish that she got in my nerves..I gave her shiat twice today, and I decided to ignore her ,I have no patience for dumb people that do not make an effort for do something better.....
Pat-hetic !
She complained that her computer didn't work.....the fukin' computer it was off
; luckily I have some previous experience with chemicals or I could have some spots on my skin by now...
I'm gonna drive her crazyyyyyy...I'm pretty close....
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
I wonder if your co-workers feel the same way 
