Why Men Are Happier People...
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> >What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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> >Your last name stays put.
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> >The garage is all yours.
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> >Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> >Chocolate is just another snack.
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> >You can be President.
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> >You can never be pregnant.
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> >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.  You can wear NO shirt
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> >a water park.
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> >Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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> >The world is your urinal.
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> >You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because "this
> >one is just too icky".
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> >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
>bolt.
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> >Same work, more pay.
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> >Wrinkles add character.
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> >Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental $100.
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> >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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> >The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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> >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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> >One mood all the time.
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> >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> >You know stuff about tanks.
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> >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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> >You can open all your own jars.
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> >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> >If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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> >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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> >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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> >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> >You only have to shave your face and neck.
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> >You can play with toys all your life.
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> >Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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> >One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
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> >You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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> >You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
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> >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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> >You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> >minutes.
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