DulceGalletita wrote: McZUPERDUPERRRRR there are no more D.A.R.Tz I'm one of the few D.A.R.T. supporters.... D.A.R.T. has been one of the best creations after rolling papers....
Why Men Are Happier People... > > > > > >What do you expect from such simple creatures? > > > >Your last name stays put. > > > >The garage is all yours. > > > >Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > > >Chocolate is just another snack. > > > >You can be President. > > > >You can never be pregnant. > > > >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt >to > >a water park. > > > >Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > > >The world is your urinal. > > > >You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because "this > >one is just too icky". > > > >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a >bolt. > > > >Same work, more pay. > > > >Wrinkles add character. > > > >Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental $100. > > > >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > > > >The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > > > >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > > > >One mood all the time. > > > >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > > >You know stuff about tanks. > > > >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > > >You can open all your own jars. > > > >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > > >If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. > > > >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > > > >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > > >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > > > >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > > >You only have to shave your face and neck. > > > >You can play with toys all your life. > > > >Your belly usually hides your big hips. > > > >One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. > > > >You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. > > > >You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. > > > >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > > > >You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 > >minutes. > >